The Mannequin Challenge is bullshit and SO yesterday. Let's see all your One Finger Nude Selfies. I'll post mine as soon as I can figure out how to take a picture on my trusty AT&T rotary dial phone.
One Finger Selfie Challenge
One Finger Selfie Challenge
Evil,
What a great idea, we have never thought of taking a nude selfie before. As you can see our first attempt couldn't have been any better!
What a great idea, we have never thought of taking a nude selfie before. As you can see our first attempt couldn't have been any better!
Nice hat. Is that a bandage on your weenus or some kind of protective device? I've read that if you train dogs from the time they're puppies they won't think your dong is a nice juicy hotdog or a chew toy and try to take a bite out of it. Just an FYI.
It protects me from Alien probing...again.
Just saw this today: http://amateurselfies.net/trending-today-one-finger-selfie-challenge/
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:
It protects me from Alien probing...again.
Wait...have Aliens probed your penis? Or does the appearance of a large silver dong create fear that you might turn the tables on the Alien? And is this why you're standing in your closet? Just wanted some clarification. Otherwise, Nice Hat! I have one in fake fur with Ewok-esque ears. Get lots of compliments in public. Well, and in the bedroom...
Iz that duct tape on his penis? That's some kinky shit right there...
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
Iz that duct tape on his penis? That's some kinky shit right there...
Kinky? Naw, that's just "Thursday night" for Mr. PAIR. You oughta see that fucker on SATURDAY nights!
Oh, and that's SINGLE layer of duct tape you see there, ladies! The line forms to your right. No pushing!