I need some sexual interaction now, who is interested please let me know. Wife is away and looking for some fun with couples or women. Please let me know right away
Good luck!
Things that make you go....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
wifes away husband will play.... i think we have gotten some of those emails ..... hope the best for ya but good luck
if you don't play alone with wife home. Then what makes you think your going to play with her gone might just do your hand
I agree use your hand and if you want a change of partner use your other hand!!
Hey I need sex too. and the wife is home . she don't give it to this old man anymore. LMAO luv all walt
Hey I need sex too. and the wife is home . she don't give it to this old man anymore. LMAO luv all walt
Hey thanks to every sarcastic person on here. I do play alone when the wife is home and so does she so no its not trying to sneak around. Thanks for the assumption though
Sarcasm? Well, what did you expect with: "I need some sexual interaction now..." and "Wife is away..." and "Please let me know right away."?
Your set up was perfect for some sarcastic responses.
Your set up was perfect for some sarcastic responses.
As I sat here pondering the pre-dick-a-ment that has gotten so many too say so much, I wonder, am I the only one in the world that suffers from self inflicted sex to the point of near blindness.
Having said that, I can see where the need for hurried replies would be of the utmost importance. After all time is the only part of our lives we can not buy, control, rent or borrow against. Time mearly is taken away second by second and it is gone forever from our aloted mearsure of sand through the hourglass. The hasty need for someone to step up to the plate and offer their body for the pleasure of another is very apparent. Someone please rush too his aid before he has the same symptoms as myself. ( Crosseyed. Cramped fingers and palm, a very dirty mind and the compution to buy lotion every time I go to Walmart.)
By the way if your still reading this line of BS and you feel compelled to rush post hast to the aid of such a young man in obviouse need, but live too far away to be of any assistance. Might I add that I live near Music City and would try my very best to make your heart feel lighter by allowing you too do your part to make the world a better place for all of us to live in. You will be uplifted and your spirit will soar just simply you took a few minutes out of your day to help another human being feel needed, wanted and not to mention it would get my rocks off.
Thus saith the lord.
Would someone please pass the offering plate.
Might I suggest taking a moment with cock in hand and reflect on your past experiances with your wife and others that have no doubt enjoyed your company and in turn you enjoyed theirs.
P.S. I would sugest the use of some sort of lubricating type lotion but not just any thing that feel slick will actually work as planned. i.e. exfoliationg scrubb, it is slick but it is my understanding that the outcome is not nearly as pleasant as say,...... Slick 50.
Sterling
Having said that, I can see where the need for hurried replies would be of the utmost importance. After all time is the only part of our lives we can not buy, control, rent or borrow against. Time mearly is taken away second by second and it is gone forever from our aloted mearsure of sand through the hourglass. The hasty need for someone to step up to the plate and offer their body for the pleasure of another is very apparent. Someone please rush too his aid before he has the same symptoms as myself. ( Crosseyed. Cramped fingers and palm, a very dirty mind and the compution to buy lotion every time I go to Walmart.)
By the way if your still reading this line of BS and you feel compelled to rush post hast to the aid of such a young man in obviouse need, but live too far away to be of any assistance. Might I add that I live near Music City and would try my very best to make your heart feel lighter by allowing you too do your part to make the world a better place for all of us to live in. You will be uplifted and your spirit will soar just simply you took a few minutes out of your day to help another human being feel needed, wanted and not to mention it would get my rocks off.
Thus saith the lord.
Would someone please pass the offering plate.
Might I suggest taking a moment with cock in hand and reflect on your past experiances with your wife and others that have no doubt enjoyed your company and in turn you enjoyed theirs.
P.S. I would sugest the use of some sort of lubricating type lotion but not just any thing that feel slick will actually work as planned. i.e. exfoliationg scrubb, it is slick but it is my understanding that the outcome is not nearly as pleasant as say,...... Slick 50.
Sterling