...what's your big "move"?
1) I don't need a "move" cuz I'm the MAN.
2) I just whip out my dick.
3) I just whip out my wallet...or show 'em my Corvette.
4) I sing "I Swear" softly into their ear.
5) I use a really cheesy pick-up line.
6) You couldn't HANDLE my move, Evil.
7) I tell 'em they're the perfect combination of sexy and cute.
8) I don't have a move.
9) Tic Tacs and just grab their pussy.
10) I recite poetry...as a tear gently rolls down my cheek.
11) My move involves an intricate series of pulleys and levers...or alternatively duct tape and chloroform.
1) I don't need a "move" cuz I'm the MAN.
2) I just whip out my dick.
3) I just whip out my wallet...or show 'em my Corvette.
4) I sing "I Swear" softly into their ear.
5) I use a really cheesy pick-up line.
6) You couldn't HANDLE my move, Evil.
7) I tell 'em they're the perfect combination of sexy and cute.
8) I don't have a move.
9) Tic Tacs and just grab their pussy.
10) I recite poetry...as a tear gently rolls down my cheek.
11) My move involves an intricate series of pulleys and levers...or alternatively duct tape and chloroform.
Love it Evil:
Just play them my theme song as I walk into the room. Just like the very real and professional Wrestlers.
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Just play them my theme song as I walk into the room. Just like the very real and professional Wrestlers.
https://m.
Begging.......lots of begging
#8. I haveno moves. More like a deer in the headlights.
10) How about reciting poetry via sext:
Text me your words
let them flash across my screen.
Picture them I may,
imagining what they mean.
Wishful thinking coming true,
is yet to be seen.
The thoughts implied,
paint a beautiful scene.
The letters make you smile,
in person they would make you scream.
All the teasing you're doing now may be funny,
but when karma comes around it will be in the form of me. 😀
Text me your words
let them flash across my screen.
Picture them I may,
imagining what they mean.
Wishful thinking coming true,
is yet to be seen.
The thoughts implied,
paint a beautiful scene.
The letters make you smile,
in person they would make you scream.
All the teasing you're doing now may be funny,
but when karma comes around it will be in the form of me. 😀
I had a boss once recite a love poem at the beginning of an office meeting. With his 4 staff members. Who were all women. It was awkward.
12) I show them my Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… my sick twerking skills....Girls only want boys who have great skills.....
Like baseball, I use a pinch hitter...they pick them up and I walk all the bases with them.
TOLIVELIFEAGAIN wrote:
12) I show them my Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… my sick twerking skills....Girls only want boys who have great skills.....
Does your bike have shocks and pegs? Lucky!
#9 The President says it's ok.
FLAME_N_TJ wrote:
#9 The President says it's ok.
But only if you're a celebrity.
SJ1974 wrote:MTCONORI wrote:
#8. I haveno moves. More like a deer in the headlights.
In fairness, though... deer in the headlights get hit on a lot.
Maybe for the female deer...the male deer just comes off creepy.
I'm a fan of the Dane Cook...drop your pants then blurt out "are we gonna do this or not, it's not going to suck itself"