...does voting get you?
1) Pretty fucking hot.
2) Yeah, not so much.
3) This year ESPECIALLY, not so much!
4) I'm masturbating to a nekkid pic of Melania as we speak.
5) NOTHING makes me hotter than exercising my constitutional right to vote...except maybe for MFM. MFM is pretty fucking hot.
6) I would give up sex if this election had never happened. Does that answer your question?
7) Hmmm, which candidate so you suppose is more pro-swinger?
8) Evan McMullin is gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.
9) In protest I'm going to LITERALLY try to fuck myself to death. Anybody wanna help?
10) I'll sell my vote for a blowjob. Any takers?
1) Pretty fucking hot.
2) Yeah, not so much.
3) This year ESPECIALLY, not so much!
4) I'm masturbating to a nekkid pic of Melania as we speak.
5) NOTHING makes me hotter than exercising my constitutional right to vote...except maybe for MFM. MFM is pretty fucking hot.
6) I would give up sex if this election had never happened. Does that answer your question?
7) Hmmm, which candidate so you suppose is more pro-swinger?
8) Evan McMullin is gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.
9) In protest I'm going to LITERALLY try to fuck myself to death. Anybody wanna help?
10) I'll sell my vote for a blowjob. Any takers?
A brilliant mind is sexy to me, so voting just because your parents did or because you follow the same party every year, isn't a winner in my book. So, yes, I get pretty fucking HOT (#1 for those who can't tell) when someone has a better reason than "Hillary's a liar and criminal," or "Trump has an orange face." When someone can give me a deep and factually accurate reason for voting the way they did, their hotness and their chances of getting into my little red panties, has just increased by seriously high measures.
Now that's hot!
LILMISSRIDINGHOOD wrote:
A brilliant mind is sexy to me, so voting just because your parents did or because you follow the same party every year, isn't a winner in my book. So, yes, I get pretty fucking HOT (#1 for those who can't tell) when someone has a better reason than "Hillary's a liar and criminal," or "Trump has an orange face." When someone can give me a deep and factually accurate reason for voting the way they did, their hotness and their chances of getting into my little red panties, has just increased by seriously high measures.
I ran out and voted so that I could get into your hot red panties....I guarantee there is no better reason for voting (especially in this particular election). I am not sure how they will respond to me having written "red panties" into the write in candidate section though.
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:LILMISSRIDINGHOOD wrote:
A brilliant mind is sexy to me, so voting just because your parents did or because you follow the same party every year, isn't a winner in my book. So, yes, I get pretty fucking HOT (#1 for those who can't tell) when someone has a better reason than "Hillary's a liar and criminal," or "Trump has an orange face." When someone can give me a deep and factually accurate reason for voting the way they did, their hotness and their chances of getting into my little red panties, has just increased by seriously high measures.
I ran out and voted so that I could get into your hot red panties....I guarantee there is no better reason for voting (especially in this particular election). I am not sure how they will respond to me having written "red panties" into the write in candidate section though.
Lol! I think you may have missed the point, but you definitely get a little red star for the extra sexy effort
According to others, I wasted my vote on a third candidate...maybe it will help next election. But all I really know is that I still didn't laid.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
According to others, I wasted my vote on a third candidate...maybe it will help next election. But all I really know is that I still didn't laid.
The night isn't over, yet. There's still a chance we will all get screwed
It depends on who is standing in line ahead of me to look at.
I think I'm going to be sick to my stomach! So I guess, by extrapolation, this means America will now be every man for himself and SCREW the common good. And of course we now no longer need to be politically correct to spare anyone's feelings. You aren't getting laid in the lifestyle? Well boo fucking hoo. Hit the fucking gym and get a boob job, loser. Some people won't let you attend their party? Fuck you! Host your own goddam party you cheap bastard. People trash single men? Tough shit. Get a fucking sex change like Bruce Jenner!
And I guess we can now just start rating everyone on a scale from one to ten (sorry, you DO lose points for stuff like being overweight, too old, lack of hair,...unless you have a rad combover, too much hair, saggy boobs and stretch marks, dick too little, dick too BIG, skin is the wrong color (except orange) and not living in a nice enough house or driving a nice car, and well, the list goes on and on).
We can apparently be overtly racist now too, with no ill consequences whatsoever. But best of all, women will have to do what us MEN say for a change because WE'RE in charge again. Woo hoo! 'Murca's gonna be grate agin!
And I guess we can now just start rating everyone on a scale from one to ten (sorry, you DO lose points for stuff like being overweight, too old, lack of hair,...unless you have a rad combover, too much hair, saggy boobs and stretch marks, dick too little, dick too BIG, skin is the wrong color (except orange) and not living in a nice enough house or driving a nice car, and well, the list goes on and on).
We can apparently be overtly racist now too, with no ill consequences whatsoever. But best of all, women will have to do what us MEN say for a change because WE'RE in charge again. Woo hoo! 'Murca's gonna be grate agin!
Heh... must suck to live in Utah, eh Evil?
Evil, you say that like you didn't vote for Trump. I thought as a neighborhood Trump campaign leader you had to vote for him....
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:
Evil, you say that like you didn't vote for Trump. I thought as a neighborhood Trump campaign leader you had to vote for him....
Naw, you're equating my photo-realism tattoo of Melania, nude, with support for Trump. I actually voted for Vermin Supreme as I'm fairly certain he has an IQ approximately 100 points higher than President Oompa Loompa.
On the plus side, we'll now get rid of all those pesky things like the EPA and stuff. I just changed the oil in my car and it's just too much hassle to take it to be recycled so down the storm drain it goes! And I can now put every nasty chemical known to man on my lawn to make it look like Augusta in the springtime. Who the fuck cares if it makes Utah Lake (or any other lake) grow algae and kills the brine shrimp (little fuckers have had it too easy for too long). I need an artificially green lawn with zero weeds, dammit! Besides, now that we can dump any climate accords there likely won't be much water draining into them anyway. Hey, we can build more houses and strip malls where there used to be water! Win/win!
Thinking of now adding, in honor of our new first whore...er I mean "lady", a new tat. Which one should I choose?
The results of last night's election have surely caused me to fear showing my pussy in public. I have an extreme aversion to being grabbed by orange people. Don't ask.
Guess the coming Holiday Parties will be minus my little red panties for the next 4 years.
Guess the coming Holiday Parties will be minus my little red panties for the next 4 years.
LILMISSRIDINGHOOD wrote:
The results of last night's election have surely caused me to fear showing my pussy in public. I have an extreme aversion to being grabbed by orange people. Don't ask.
Guess the coming Holiday Parties will be minus my little red panties for the next 4 years.
Yeah, in addition to that whole groping thing, I think if I were a female I'd get a sex change operation for the next 4-8 years. Those are reversible, right? And If I were a minority I'd consider bleaching my skin. And if I were a liberal I'd...oh, wait....:-(
EVILDOERS wrote:
Yeah, in addition to that whole groping thing, I think if I were a female I'd get a sex change operation for the next 4-8 years. Those are reversible, right?
Uh...Ya...nope. I'd rather give our new president-elect some of those male birth control pills and turn him into a pimply, whiny bitch. Wait...
LILMISSRIDINGHOOD wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Yeah, in addition to that whole groping thing, I think if I were a female I'd get a sex change operation for the next 4-8 years. Those are reversible, right?
Uh...Ya...nope. I'd rather give our new president-elect some of those male birth control pills and turn him into a pimply, whiny bitch. Wait...
Spray tan kills pimples...and skin cells.
But on a positive note, we have a new First Whore that you can Googld nekkid pics of any time you want. So there's that.
STOPHER29 wrote:
Evil,
You know that fireworks comic you posted back in June? Fireworks
That hot.....
LOL forgot about that one. Here's another. Not quite as funny...but appropriate.
OATMEAL BURNING PLANE