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Swingers Forum - Rare Friday Poll (Pole?) What do YOU do...

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...during the lag waiting for Swingular to load?

1) Duh! I get things ready. Lube. Kleenexes within reach. Googles for splash protection.

2) Glad you asked. I usually bleach my asshole. Doesn't everyone?

3) What lag? I log on on my Note 7. It's BLAZINGLY fast!!! (Get it? Har Har!)

4) I troll Trump threads for the DNC. They pay me a penny a post.

5) I've given up trying to do ANYTHING on Swingular. Back to AFF and the creepers.

6) Mani, pedi,...maybe a massage if it's a little slower than usual.

7) I read the Wikileaks e-mails. I'm on number 6,452.

8) It's only slow for YOU, Evil. Admin did it because you're a twatwaffle.

9) Evil, I am SO dressing up like you for Halloween. Btw, what does a douchecopter actually look like?

10) Fuck this shit. I just want to, nay NEED to, get laid!
? ~> 2)
Hate to sound naive, but people do this? Are there online Instructions?
Why, yes, my naive dear baby unicorn, they do. And yes, there are instructions (and products!) you can find online. Remember a bleached asshole is holy asshole, nay, a white and delightsome asshole. (To be fair, I'm pretty sure ALL assholes are holy.)

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Clearly I've waited far too long to begin my swinging adventures. Why don't they teach this in sacrament meeting?
Clearly they aren't teaching with the spirit.