...hooked up with someone from Swingular?
1) Last weekend.
2) Fuck, I dunno. What year is this?
3) I've never actually hooked up with ANYONE here.
4) In fact, I think everybody here is just a fucking bot...'cept me.
5) It's been a while, but I'm hopeful that one day my prince/princess will cum.
6) I dunno but I've been putting up daily bootycalls for like 6 years straight now.
7) I have better luck hooking up by other means. Craigslist is AWESOME if you don't mind fugly...and possibly psychotic.
8) Hook up? I'm just here for the free froyo.
9) There's free froyo?!!?
10) I'm holding out for a night of passion and debauchery with ADMIN.
11) Actually...uh, uh, uh...doin' it...uh, uh, right now! UH, UH, UH, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD! AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1) Last weekend.
2) Fuck, I dunno. What year is this?
3) I've never actually hooked up with ANYONE here.
4) In fact, I think everybody here is just a fucking bot...'cept me.
5) It's been a while, but I'm hopeful that one day my prince/princess will cum.
6) I dunno but I've been putting up daily bootycalls for like 6 years straight now.
7) I have better luck hooking up by other means. Craigslist is AWESOME if you don't mind fugly...and possibly psychotic.
8) Hook up? I'm just here for the free froyo.
9) There's free froyo?!!?
10) I'm holding out for a night of passion and debauchery with ADMIN.
11) Actually...uh, uh, uh...doin' it...uh, uh, right now! UH, UH, UH, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD! AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
When the fuck did we get froyo?!?
FREAKSONALEASHRU wrote:
When the fuck did we get froyo?!?
On the captcha, if you get two pics of store fronts, 3 1/2 pics of street signs, five bodies of water, and guess which one of those are trees, you get a froyo AND night of passion and debauchery with ADMIN. JACKPOT!!!
July!
And, #7.
I will cut whoever's been holding out on the free Froyo.
And, #7.
I will cut whoever's been holding out on the free Froyo.
We're new, so none of these apply yet, but glad I learned that all it's going to take to get some hot action is to put "Free Froyo" as our headline. Done and done!
FREAKSONALEASHRU wrote:
When the fuck did we get froyo?!?
Don't get too excited. It's vanilla froyo (on a swinger site, no less...the irony abounds) and ADMIN spent all the money earmarked for sprinkles on their new mobile app.
EVILDOERS wrote:FREAKSONALEASHRU wrote:
When the fuck did we get froyo?!?
Don't get too excited. It's vanilla froyo (on a swinger site, no less...the irony abounds) and ADMIN spent all the money earmarked for sprinkles on their new mobile app.
Does that rustle your jimmies?
1B I guess....2 weekends ago..
This is a swingers site? Oh shit!!
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
Full disclosure, we have met some pretty classy and quality people on Swingular, also. I can't complain in the least. In fact, I would go so far as to say we've met the highest quality here as opposed to another site we have since left. That isn't to say that we haven't met other great people at parties and elsewhere, because we've met some top notch people off of Swingular who we've friended here, as well. I would say, just answering EVILDOERS' polls was worth the cost of admission. Truth. No ass-kissing here folks.
(Now where's the money you promised if I made you look good, Evil?)
Money?!!? You'll take froyo and you'll LIKE it! Why when I was your age all we had were frozen lima beans mashed up and put into a waffle cone. Then we had to walk to school barefoot, uphill. And our telephones had DIALS on them and were only as portable as the cord was long. Damned spoiled kids nowadays think they should just be able to Grind or Tender or whatever and voila', somebody will show up at their door and suck their dick.
MATTANDLIZFORFUN wrote:
1. Supposed to be last weekend, but we got stood up by a single guy, again.
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Hey is that where the single guys go when they stand you up? They all go out together for froyo instead?
Froyo circle jerk; that's a mental image that sticks w/ you.
Godammit! You mean I've been busting my ass in the gym all these years, manscaping my poor testicles to within an inch of their lives and religiously doing 200 tongue crunches every night and all I really needed was some froyo to get laid here? FML
Its been a full year since last met for lunch or played with anybody from Swingular. Both times was fun. Before that a lot more frequently with Swingular ppl.
A single guy standing up a ready and willing HOT swinger couple!?!?!? Who does that? Oh yeah, married guys pretending to be single and can't follow througb with their evil plans...two froyo's to go, and yes, they are both for me. Don't judge me, I'm already ashamed of my froyo addiction...
Just a couple of nights ago. ..
TWONAUGHTYONES wrote:KNR84088 wrote:
Just a couple of nights ago. ..
Oh la la. And by the way, your new profile pic is H.O.T.
So is yours,,,, wow
We will be meeting a couple next week before the Def Leppard Concert
It's been a year and a half, but we're not losing hope.
It's been over 2 years for us. I guess we are out of the scene now. But we still like to attend the parties and meet new friends.
Correction, We met a couple last night, Still going to meet a couple next week
Haven't yet but anxious to!!!!!