We threw an awesome party! Maybe you were there. If you were there, thanks for coming! We threw this party for YOU. We asked for nothing other than a bottle for the bar and a potluck snack. We charged nothing. We spent a fair bit of money prepping for this party. A dozen or so friends came early and helped. It was beautiful! A truly fantastic example of people helping out for the greater good. When we planned this party, our entire focus was on building community. We want people to feel comfortable being themselves. This is important to us. We felt fairly successful. Most had a blast! We got a ton of compliments. Despite this, 4 people did their best to fuck the party up.
The 2 jealous husbands who got in a bit of a shoving match over someone eyeing someone else's wife need to grow up. It's understandable though. This happens fairly often at swinger parties. Luckily, some of our better guests broke it up.
To the drunk guy who pushed TWO women in the pool we ask, "Who do you think you are?" You will not be invited back. However, we realize the "too drunk" person is a fixture at swinger's parties.
What is not understandable is the person who stole $200 from one of our guests. You are a real fucking piece of shit. We threw you a huge, awesome orgy party. That wasn't enough, you needed more. We fed you, mixed drinks for you and maybe got you laid. THAT still wasn't enough. You went into a private bedroom, rummaged around in someone's purse and helped yourself to their cash.
We knew everybody there. Every single person who came, we know your name. It's not that hard to figure out who the thief was. The vast majority of people there, we already knew. Some of our friends brought other friends. We kept track of them also. This has, unfortunately, happened to us before. We figured out who it was and we haven't seen that person since. We imagine this will proceed the same way. We WILL figure out who you are and you'll never be invited to our parties again.
What you did to us is far worse than losing $200. You broke our trust and in doing that, you broke our hearts. It genuinely hurt. Now we have to worry about this at every party. Your friends will pay for this. We will pay for this. The whole community pays for this.
If you know ANYTHING about this, please let us know. -Mr Mello and Little Red
The 2 jealous husbands who got in a bit of a shoving match over someone eyeing someone else's wife need to grow up. It's understandable though. This happens fairly often at swinger parties. Luckily, some of our better guests broke it up.
To the drunk guy who pushed TWO women in the pool we ask, "Who do you think you are?" You will not be invited back. However, we realize the "too drunk" person is a fixture at swinger's parties.
What is not understandable is the person who stole $200 from one of our guests. You are a real fucking piece of shit. We threw you a huge, awesome orgy party. That wasn't enough, you needed more. We fed you, mixed drinks for you and maybe got you laid. THAT still wasn't enough. You went into a private bedroom, rummaged around in someone's purse and helped yourself to their cash.
We knew everybody there. Every single person who came, we know your name. It's not that hard to figure out who the thief was. The vast majority of people there, we already knew. Some of our friends brought other friends. We kept track of them also. This has, unfortunately, happened to us before. We figured out who it was and we haven't seen that person since. We imagine this will proceed the same way. We WILL figure out who you are and you'll never be invited to our parties again.
What you did to us is far worse than losing $200. You broke our trust and in doing that, you broke our hearts. It genuinely hurt. Now we have to worry about this at every party. Your friends will pay for this. We will pay for this. The whole community pays for this.
If you know ANYTHING about this, please let us know. -Mr Mello and Little Red