Ok, we will start. Here's one we loved. " If you plan on doing anal at our house, your ass better be clean and we mean squeaky!" You know who you are. I love that line. Hilarious.
On a different site, what is your unfulfilled fantasy? Reply; "Coming home to a clean house"
Old myspace pickup line
"I am boy. we should fuck"
I didn't bother responding.
"I am boy. we should fuck"
I didn't bother responding.
We should put that first one on our profile. Had a house party several years ago. Several folks got into fisting by the hot tube, luckily we missed it.
The next day there were two towels on the ground with shit all over them. Yep, never invited those folks over again!
Al least take home to throw away souled items...
The next day there were two towels on the ground with shit all over them. Yep, never invited those folks over again!
Al least take home to throw away souled items...
okay very lovely
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
We should put that first one on our profile. Had a house party several years ago. Several folks got into fisting by the hot tube, luckily we missed it.
The next day there were two towels on the ground with shit all over them. Yep, never invited those folks over again!
Al least take home to throw away souled items...
I hope you cleaned out that hot tub real good...that's just nasty.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
We should put that first one on our profile. Had a house party several years ago. Several folks got into fisting by the hot tube, luckily we missed it.
The next day there were two towels on the ground with shit all over them. Yep, never invited those folks over again!
Al least take home to throw away souled items...
I hope you cleaned out that hot tub real good...that's just nasty.
Naw, that one requires BURNING the fucking hot tub to the ground...and possibly having a priest perform an exorcism on it.
