Most men can preform sexual penetration, but oral stimulation is a mark of a real sex god. Most women absolutely love oral sex for its immense pleasure, and more likely to guarantee orgasms. A man can bang a woman for hours until she's sore, without giving her a single orgasms. Perform oral stimulation properly and viola! She will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. Combined great cunnilingus with a good performance from a nice hard cock and propel her pussy into euphoria.
Actually to create "organisms", penetration is indeed the best method whether its from a "nice hard cock" or a turkey baster......penetration will be needed. I've done some research and can't find any factual accounts of anyone being able to successfully create any "organisms" with oral sex. That's just an urban legend parents tell teenagers to try to dissuade them from oral stimulation.....
Hmmm......I guess she has been faking it this entire time. I have damn near had to tap out from the leg locks put on my head from her fake orgasms though.
His post all originally said organisms instead of orgasms....now that he changed it my post makes no sense and the joke has been lost. ðŸ˜
"Perform oral stimulation properly and viola!"
So what constitutes "proper" oral stimulation? Maybe you're a noob to swinging or even to sex but I GUARANTEE you that what might feel spectacular and produce toe-curling "organisms" in one woman WILL annoy the living fuck out of another one. Far too many people, girls and guys, think they know what does or doesn't feel good to the opposite sex and in some cases they're right, but in some cases they're very wrong.
In sex, as in life, one size does NOT fit all. Same with dudes. I know some guys who pretty much like their junk totally abused during oral and other guys will tap out very quickly if a woman is too rough. Some chicks can't come from oral, some can. Same with penetration. Hell, we met a couple once where the ONLY way she could come was if her husband REALLY pounded her hard in the ass for at least 30 minutes with his very large cock. Ms. Evil wouldn't let a cock that large near her vagina let alone her butt...and she's never cum from anal sex.
Oral sex is great but the best way to make sure your partner enjoys it is to ASK them what they like and/or if what you're doing feels good.
So what constitutes "proper" oral stimulation? Maybe you're a noob to swinging or even to sex but I GUARANTEE you that what might feel spectacular and produce toe-curling "organisms" in one woman WILL annoy the living fuck out of another one. Far too many people, girls and guys, think they know what does or doesn't feel good to the opposite sex and in some cases they're right, but in some cases they're very wrong.
In sex, as in life, one size does NOT fit all. Same with dudes. I know some guys who pretty much like their junk totally abused during oral and other guys will tap out very quickly if a woman is too rough. Some chicks can't come from oral, some can. Same with penetration. Hell, we met a couple once where the ONLY way she could come was if her husband REALLY pounded her hard in the ass for at least 30 minutes with his very large cock. Ms. Evil wouldn't let a cock that large near her vagina let alone her butt...and she's never cum from anal sex.
Oral sex is great but the best way to make sure your partner enjoys it is to ASK them what they like and/or if what you're doing feels good.
I concur, Evil. Also, make sure and ASK first if they want to have an "organism" with you. Having an organism together is at least an 18 year commitment....
TOLIVELIFEAGAIN wrote:
I concur, Evil. Also, make sure and ASK first if they want to have an "organism" with you. Having an organism together is at least an 18 year commitment....
TOLIVE, you win the forums tonight.
SHADOWHUMPER wrote:
I would like to speak to all the lovely ladies out there! If we are not licking right then guid us so we can give you that big O!
Typically, we're already trying to do so by moving our bodies to where what you're doing feels best. It's not easy to tell a guy when you don't like what they're doing as their ego can be a fragile thing. Though I did once ask a guy, 'What is it you think you're doing?' as I was genuinely confused by what he was up to down there.
CHEFFETTE wrote:SHADOWHUMPER wrote:
I would like to speak to all the lovely ladies out there! If we are not licking right then guid us so we can give you that big O!
Typically, we're already trying to do so by moving our bodies to where what you're doing feels best. It's not easy to tell a guy when you don't like what they're doing as their ego can be a fragile thing. Though I did once ask a guy, 'What is it you think you're doing?' as I was genuinely confused by what he was up to down there.
Duh! He was doin' the alphabet with his tongue!
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
[quote=SHADOWHUMPER]I would like to speak to all the lovely ladies out there! If we are not licking right then guid us so we can give you that big O!
Typically, we're already trying to do so by moving our bodies to where what you're doing feels best. It's not easy to tell a guy when you don't like what they're doing as their ego can be a fragile thing. Though I did once ask a guy, 'What is it you think you're doing?' as I was genuinely confused by what he was up to down there.
Duh! He was doin' the alphabet with his tongue!
[/quote]This was, simply put, not that in any way.
Or WAS it, and he just had a severely dyslexic tongue and/or was attempting the Cyrillic alphabet and got a really bad tongue cramp three letters in but was too embarrassed to admit that his tongue wasn't up to the challenge of a Greco-Roman wrestling match with your clitoris? 
RUNNINWILD wrote:69WAYS2KISS wrote:YOUR FIRST CLUE: does a light come on when she spreads her legs....just sayin
Most men can preform sexual penetration, but oral stimulation is a mark of a real sex god. Most women absolutely love oral sex for its immense pleasure, and more likely to guarantee orgasms. A man can bang a woman for hours until she's sore, without giving her a single orgasms. Perform oral stimulation properly and viola! She will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. Combined great cunnilingus with a good performance from a nice hard cock and propel her pussy into euphoria.
WTF does that even mean?
CHEFFETTE wrote:RUNNINWILD wrote:YOUR FIRST CLUE: does a light come on when she spreads her legs....just sayin
[quote=69WAYS2KISS]Most men can preform sexual penetration, but oral stimulation is a mark of a real sex god. Most women absolutely love oral sex for its immense pleasure, and more likely to guarantee orgasms. A man can bang a woman for hours until she's sore, without giving her a single orgasms. Perform oral stimulation properly and viola! She will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. Combined great cunnilingus with a good performance from a nice hard cock and propel her pussy into euphoria.
WTF does that even mean?[/quote]
Refrigerator fetish?
Or alternatively...Old Gregg.
What the actual fuck was that guy trying to say? Good job insuring you never get lucky from this site. Twatwaffle!
Mmmmmm, twatwaffles...with extra syrup. Yum! 
Well listen I can ell you that I love going down and licking and sucking a clean Kitty and I have not found a woman that can handle
I love to lick clit.... see my videos
Thank god WTFBICPL said twatwaffle and not bluewafffle...
TOLIVELIFEAGAIN wrote:
I concur, Evil. Also, make sure and ASK first if they want to have an "organism" with you. Having an organism together is at least an 18 year commitment....
Once the clit comes the heart will soon follow...
CLITTYFLICKR wrote:
I love to lick clit.... see my videos
You were sat up at 3:30am desperately hoping to post a pic that might turn a guy on somewhere, anywhere.
If I had written a guide on how to have sex with me or why I rejected you, this would be it http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/02/what-men-need-learn-about-sex/?utm_content=buffer714c2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer