...Moroni got hit by lightning yesterday?
1) Yup. We were VERY naughty at the party Sat. night. Sorry, Moroni.
2) It's not us swingers who are evil, it's all that gay marriage and war on Christmas stuff.
3) OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
4) That does it. We're confessing and going back to church...just as soon as we have the gang bang we're planning for our birthdays.
5) Actually I'm 100% shocked I haven't been struck by lightning yet!
6) (Insert apocalyptic end of the world scripture here)
7) Why couldn't it have hit the capital rotunda...while the legislature was in session?
8) I KNEW I should have given up masturbating for Lent.
9) Oh well, they'll likely put up a statue of Donald Trump there now anyway.
1) Yup. We were VERY naughty at the party Sat. night. Sorry, Moroni.
2) It's not us swingers who are evil, it's all that gay marriage and war on Christmas stuff.
3) OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
4) That does it. We're confessing and going back to church...just as soon as we have the gang bang we're planning for our birthdays.
5) Actually I'm 100% shocked I haven't been struck by lightning yet!
6) (Insert apocalyptic end of the world scripture here)
7) Why couldn't it have hit the capital rotunda...while the legislature was in session?
8) I KNEW I should have given up masturbating for Lent.
9) Oh well, they'll likely put up a statue of Donald Trump there now anyway.
Isn't the bountiful temple surrounded by swingers, or is that the Draper one?
Hhmmmm...my profile pic disappeared...wondering if it's related to Moroni getting hit by lighting...time to repent and give myself 20 lashes.
Shit, I hope so.
10. Since prophet Monson has apparently had difficulty receiving his instructions in the normal way (whatever that might be), the Lord decided to be a bit more public than normal, in order to get the prophet's attention. Maybe something about women and the priesthood?
~Terry
~Terry