I'd be surprised if anyone on here expects candy, flowers, poetry and a drawn out courtship, but we just got a ridiculous message from a single male, on site since 2011, NO pics at all, never verified, younger than me (isn't everybody?) but older than Dana, supposedly an athletically built Hispanic fellow, as follows:
hi i'm xxxx can we fuck text me at xxx-xxx-xxxx
That's an exact copy, (lack of) punctuation and all. So is it probably a joke, or do guys actually try to get hooked up like that?
hi i'm xxxx can we fuck text me at xxx-xxx-xxxx
That's an exact copy, (lack of) punctuation and all. So is it probably a joke, or do guys actually try to get hooked up like that?
Yeah, we get those all the time. It's a HUGE turn on for Ms. Evil, who is more than a little bit flattered that a man she has never met would take several seconds out of his busy day to spam out an email to her (and who knows how many other women) asking her to fuck him in such a suave, smooth manner. These guys must take lessons on how to seduce women. It's quite unbelievable to us that these guys are single given the fact that they understand women so well, and how to so easily get into their panties. I guess it's the fact that they truly are God's gift to women that they don't settle down with just one girl and instead give ALL the women of the world a chance to bask in their awesomeness and sample their amazing sex skills...which the women's husbands obviously don't have otherwise they wouldn't be on a swing site looking for strange cock. 
I'm surprised you could turn down such an offer. Please send us his number. He sounds amazing.
So this guy is real. I have to wonder if he ever actually gets a text saying, "sure, when and where?"
did you say "muffins"
He obviously suffers from short dick syndrome.
He obviously suffers from short dick syndrome.
TMACA wrote:
So this guy is real. I have to wonder if he ever actually gets a text saying, "sure, when and where?"
Every guy who sends a variant of this believes that if they get their rocks off easy 1 out of 1000 times they send that it is worth it. That's how lazy these copypasta chefs are.
PS, don't diss shorter dicks, they are magic wands to some of us little ladies.
Nice. If it's any consolation I get those types of messages all the time. From the same type of dudes.