..."I'm not a robot" verification pictures?
1) Select all images of trains.
2) Select the images of rivers.
3) Select the pictures of construction equipment.
4) Select the pictures of genital warts that look like past U.S. presidents.
5) Oh God, I like them all. Do I have to pick just one favorite?
6) Definitely the one where I have to select the skidmarks that look like circus animals.
7) I dunno, but I can hardly wait to wake up each morning and see what new things I have to guess.
8) Oh yeah? Try guessing the pics on an ancient smart phone with a 3 1/2 inch low rez screen!
9) Hey, if it keeps out Russian hackers and their ransomware (and people telling me how much they make working on their computer from home) then it's a small price to pay.
10) I wish there was one where I had to select which pictures are single males who are actually married guys trying to cheat.
11) Penises! They need one where you have to select the 9 inch dicks from the 8 1/2 and the 10 inch ones.
1) Select all images of trains.
2) Select the images of rivers.
3) Select the pictures of construction equipment.
4) Select the pictures of genital warts that look like past U.S. presidents.
5) Oh God, I like them all. Do I have to pick just one favorite?
6) Definitely the one where I have to select the skidmarks that look like circus animals.
7) I dunno, but I can hardly wait to wake up each morning and see what new things I have to guess.
8) Oh yeah? Try guessing the pics on an ancient smart phone with a 3 1/2 inch low rez screen!
9) Hey, if it keeps out Russian hackers and their ransomware (and people telling me how much they make working on their computer from home) then it's a small price to pay.
10) I wish there was one where I had to select which pictures are single males who are actually married guys trying to cheat.
11) Penises! They need one where you have to select the 9 inch dicks from the 8 1/2 and the 10 inch ones.
I would only recognize Washington and Lincoln, so the president option is out...skidmarks that look like animals would feel like a therapy session and only bring up mommy issues...Rivers just want to make me pee...rocking trains would only get me excited... so I would have to go with the cheating males, those are easy to identify.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
I would only recognize Washington and Lincoln, so the president option is out...skidmarks that look like animals would feel like a therapy session and only bring up mommy issues...Rivers just want to make me pee...rocking trains would only get me excited... so I would have to go with the cheating males, those are easy to identify.
I dunno. I have a tough time with that one. Is it the guilty look on their faces? Their fingers crossed behind their backs? A telltale tanline on their ring finger?
You forgot a couple:
12. Select the pics of females who have no idea they're on line, but are 'cause some single guy found them somewhere and is using them to pretend he's a couple (clue - the female will ALWAYS be Bi).
And:
12a. Select the excuse he'll use when he shows up:
1) She unexpectedly had to work
2) Her "friend" showed up early this month
3) Her nails didn't dry soon enough
4) She stubbed her toe on the way out the door
5) You're right, I don't have any woman, but I knew it wouldn't matter to you 'cause I'm so damned hot
~ Terry
12. Select the pics of females who have no idea they're on line, but are 'cause some single guy found them somewhere and is using them to pretend he's a couple (clue - the female will ALWAYS be Bi).
And:
12a. Select the excuse he'll use when he shows up:
1) She unexpectedly had to work
2) Her "friend" showed up early this month
3) Her nails didn't dry soon enough
4) She stubbed her toe on the way out the door
5) You're right, I don't have any woman, but I knew it wouldn't matter to you 'cause I'm so damned hot
~ Terry
12a would be pretty tough to depict in photos.
Guy explaining why his "wife" (yuge air quotes!) couldn't make it.
EVILDOERS wrote:
12a would be pretty tough to depict in photos.
Of course. That'd be the fun of it.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
I don't think the verification system is tough enough. I think it should be more like a Where's Waldo puzzle. Make all of us think with our brains before all the blood starts rushing to the parts that usually only point and throw up.
Perhaps Terry's example would work well in pictures. "Find the bad excuse for a single male pretending he's married."
I think they're all pretty bad (although #2 did cause me to be at a KnK once when we were supposed to meet a couple, then I heard about a month later that the couple were telling people at some other gathering I was a single guy pretending to be a couple. Despite the fact that I'd explained to them that she'd gotten sick, apologized, and went over to talk to someone I knew. Don't you think a real single guy would have tried to hang around with them some or something?
Luckily, when they were telling people that, someone who knew us was there, and told them different, which was how I heard about it.
Anyway, whatever excuse some single guy with a fake couple's profile uses, I think his REAL excuse is most likely #5.
Where are the single women pretending to be married? I wouldn't mind that kind of disappointment.
Bingo! Had the "select the pictures of storefronts" come up three times in a row! Do I win a prize or something? There has to be some hidden meaning. It's an omen! Maybe I should play the lottery AND put up a booty call for 18-year-old nymphomaniac strippers with daddy issues. 
TMACA not all girls are bi, my wife isn't...she isn't opposed to making out and groping but isn't full on bi...we're a real couple..got verified from couple at a meet and greet we went to at a sinful Saturday event...
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
I just failed the recaptcha TWICE! Is that bread or is that a donut? Because it looks like a jelly-filled and I'm just not sure if a hamburger bun qualifies as bread. How specific is this test? And when they tell you to select all cars, and you do, in fact, select all cars, but there's one near the top that looks like it may be some odd car of the future or one that met a horrible death or perhaps a perversion of some formerly mechanical creature. Yes. I failed it twice and I feel so ashamed. I'd say we switch to pics of dicks.
I can't be certain but I think the reCAPTCHA website originates somewhere in a small village in Eastern Europe. Perhaps the same one that Malaria Trump hails from. Anyway, I'm not sure their English skills and/or Google Translate works very well on a dial-up server. Not sure dick pics would be any better either. For instance, what KIND of dick are we talking about here and can a guy named Dick be a total dick. And being a double dick would that mean he isn't actually a dick (singular)? And would this pic constitute a TRIPLE dick?
I don't care what the pics are. Still difficult when using my phone away from home pc.