Production of sperm reduces lifespan
1) I KNEW sex was a plot to kill us guys off early.
2) Speak for yourself, Evil. I don't look like Fabio but I ain't no nematode either.
3) But I totally know a lot of dudes who look like and/or act like a nematode.
4) What the fuck is a nematode?
5) I follow the ancient oriental practice of delaying or completely forgoing ejaculation. Imma live fo-EV-ah bitches!
6) Meh. Nutting is totally worth a few extra years underground.
7) Yeah, I'm a nasty swinger and get lots of tail (and/or I jack off a lot) so if that study applies to humans I'll prolly be dirt napping by the time I'm 50.
1) I KNEW sex was a plot to kill us guys off early.
2) Speak for yourself, Evil. I don't look like Fabio but I ain't no nematode either.
3) But I totally know a lot of dudes who look like and/or act like a nematode.
4) What the fuck is a nematode?
5) I follow the ancient oriental practice of delaying or completely forgoing ejaculation. Imma live fo-EV-ah bitches!
6) Meh. Nutting is totally worth a few extra years underground.
7) Yeah, I'm a nasty swinger and get lots of tail (and/or I jack off a lot) so if that study applies to humans I'll prolly be dirt napping by the time I'm 50.
btw, I just found out that the average amount of semen per ejaculation is 2 ml.
Aw fuck it I am dead !!! I think I must of died in my teenage years 
oh well die happy, go out with a bang !
oh well die happy, go out with a bang !