...what were you like in high school?
1) Head cheerleader/quarterback of the football team.
2) King/queen of the nerds/dweebs/geeks.
3) None of your goddamned business, Evil.
4) Student government/FBLA/ 4.0 gpa.
5) Smoking out behind the gym with the bad kids.
6) Captain of the chess club, thankyouverymuch!
7) Totally rad surfer/skater dude/chick.
8) Total band/choir geek.
9) I pretty much flew under the radar. WAY under.
10) I was homeschooled...took my mom to prom.
11) I'm still in fucking high school.
12) I rode the short bus to school.
13) I ruled the school. Peaked my senior year and it's been downhill ever since. :-(
14) I was the best damn hall monitor in my school's history. And I'm STILL a hall monitor.
15) I was the class clown.
16) I was the school know it all.
17) I was the school narc. Totally ratted out all the potheads in my school.
18) I was the school stud/slut/skank.
1) Head cheerleader/quarterback of the football team.
2) King/queen of the nerds/dweebs/geeks.
3) None of your goddamned business, Evil.
4) Student government/FBLA/ 4.0 gpa.
5) Smoking out behind the gym with the bad kids.
6) Captain of the chess club, thankyouverymuch!
7) Totally rad surfer/skater dude/chick.
8) Total band/choir geek.
9) I pretty much flew under the radar. WAY under.
10) I was homeschooled...took my mom to prom.
11) I'm still in fucking high school.
12) I rode the short bus to school.
13) I ruled the school. Peaked my senior year and it's been downhill ever since. :-(
14) I was the best damn hall monitor in my school's history. And I'm STILL a hall monitor.
15) I was the class clown.
16) I was the school know it all.
17) I was the school narc. Totally ratted out all the potheads in my school.
18) I was the school stud/slut/skank.
Hell Evil that was almost 50 years ago! I did play some Fooots Baaalls, But was not the Quarterback. Did Build some Cars in Shop class, I was some Suave Som a Bitch back then, but my name never Was Danny! I guess I was just your Normal Juvenile Delinquent. The Shit We did would have us in the Big House Now!
You are assuming we went to High School.
Combunation of 6-7? Member of the (IBTC), itty-bitty-titty-committee, underwater basketweaving & creative sand-piling teams. 
Me: 2,4,6,8,9, for him: 9,10,11,12
They told me I was to dumb for the short bus...
Hmmm... let's see, can I remember back 49 years? Oh, yeah, I was the kid that hated HS, thought it was dumb, pulled 97th percentile scores on his SATs in the second half of the 11th grade, and never even graduated. Was sworn into the Army less than 2 weeks after his 17th birthday.
Come to think of it, I still haven't graduated from anything. Went back to school at Weber State "to finish" my degree when I got told I had a full tuition scholarship if I wanted it, transferred 90 some-odd credits, and now have 166. And yeah, every once in a while someone asks "when are you going to graduate?" But as long as I don't take that required-for-every-degree GenEd "Computer Literacy" course they can't say I need to go ahead and graduate. After all, it'd be too embaressing for them to give a degree to someone who couldn't even use Word, say to write all those papers I've had to write, or use the internet to get online and talk with sex crazed folks. Heck, maybe I never will graduate.
Here's an interesting study for someone to do: How many HS graduates today, who get enrolled in college, are unable to use MS Word, Excel, Powerpoint, use Email, and generally navigate the Internet to find information? You'd probably have to study 6th graders to find a statistically significant number who couldn't do all that nowadays. Could it be that Utah's Board of Regents is just a tiny bit behind reality?
And after reading this later, I see that I still can't type. Another reason HS was dumb. The only people who could get the typing course were girls.
Come to think of it, I still haven't graduated from anything. Went back to school at Weber State "to finish" my degree when I got told I had a full tuition scholarship if I wanted it, transferred 90 some-odd credits, and now have 166. And yeah, every once in a while someone asks "when are you going to graduate?" But as long as I don't take that required-for-every-degree GenEd "Computer Literacy" course they can't say I need to go ahead and graduate. After all, it'd be too embaressing for them to give a degree to someone who couldn't even use Word, say to write all those papers I've had to write, or use the internet to get online and talk with sex crazed folks. Heck, maybe I never will graduate.
Here's an interesting study for someone to do: How many HS graduates today, who get enrolled in college, are unable to use MS Word, Excel, Powerpoint, use Email, and generally navigate the Internet to find information? You'd probably have to study 6th graders to find a statistically significant number who couldn't do all that nowadays. Could it be that Utah's Board of Regents is just a tiny bit behind reality?
And after reading this later, I see that I still can't type. Another reason HS was dumb. The only people who could get the typing course were girls.
TMACA wrote:
Hmmm... let's see, can I remember back 49 years? Oh, yeah, I was the kid that hated HS, thought it was dumb, pulled 97th percentile scores opn his SATs in the second half of the 11th grade, and never even graduated. Was sworn into the Army less than 2 weeks after his 17th birthday.
Come to think of it, I still haven't graduated from anything. Went back to school at Weber State "to finish" my degree when I got told I had a full tuition scholarship if I wanted it, transferred 90 some-odd credits, and now have 166. And yeah, every ponce in a while someone asks "when are you going to graduate?" But as long as I don't take that required-for-every-degree GenEd "Computer Literacy" course they can't say I need to go ahead and graduate. After all, it's be too embaeeassing for them to give a degree to someone who couln't even use Word, say to write all rthose papers I've had to write, or use the internt to get online and talk with sex crazed folks. Heck, maybe I never will graduate.
Here's an interesting study for someone to do: How many HS graduates today, who get enrolled in college, are unable to use MS Word, Excel, Powerpoint, use Email, and generally navigate the Internet to find information? You'd probably have to study 6th graders to find a statistically significant number who couldn't do all that nowadays. Could it be that Utah's Board of Regents is just a tiny bit behind reality?
EVILDOERS wrote:TMACA wrote:
Hmmm... let's see, can I remember back 49 years? Oh, yeah, I was the kid that hated HS, thought it was dumb, pulled 97th percentile scores opn his SATs in the second half of the 11th grade, and never even graduated. Was sworn into the Army less than 2 weeks after his 17th birthday.
Come to think of it, I still haven't graduated from anything. Went back to school at Weber State "to finish" my degree when I got told I had a full tuition scholarship if I wanted it, transferred 90 some-odd credits, and now have 166. And yeah, every ponce in a while someone asks "when are you going to graduate?" But as long as I don't take that required-for-every-degree GenEd "Computer Literacy" course they can't say I need to go ahead and graduate. After all, it's be too embaeeassing for them to give a degree to someone who couln't even use Word, say to write all rthose papers I've had to write, or use the internt to get online and talk with sex crazed folks. Heck, maybe I never will graduate.
Here's an interesting study for someone to do: How many HS graduates today, who get enrolled in college, are unable to use MS Word, Excel, Powerpoint, use Email, and generally navigate the Internet to find information? You'd probably have to study 6th graders to find a statistically significant number who couldn't do all that nowadays. Could it be that Utah's Board of Regents is just a tiny bit behind reality?
I DO NOT make spelling errors. I DO type like I had epilepsy of the fingers. plus, I'm not at all sure one can run spell check here.
No wonder they didn't want me on the short bus
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
They told me I was to dumb for the short bus...
Then you showed them and took the long bus?
Now I prefer riding trains
I just want you all to know that you've made a mockery of my somber solemn thread and that I'm disgusted, appalled, chagrined...and slightly titillated.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
She's holding that bat all wrong.
See? There ya go taking things WAY off topic again. Be forewarned, I may just resort to jumping into random threads and posting things that have NOTHING to do with the topic at hand. How about THEM apples?
ps- Does anyone know any good eyebrow exercises? My life would be complete if I could convincingly emulate the emoji above.
ABOOT wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
...what were you like in high school?
1) quarterback of the football team.
2) King. Of grunge . Still have my strat.
3) None of your goddamned business.
4) jock. 3ports. 3.66 gpa
5) Smoking out behind the gym with the bad kids. I saw the kids gave em a light
6) Captain of the Football,Baseball and Basketball then won the band of wars
7) skater dude. - vans are coming back
8) Total band/choir geek. YUP
9) I pretty much flew under the radar. WAY under.....I drove the radar
10) I graduated
11) I bolted from high school
12) I rode the short bus to school. Lov short bus people. Volunteered.
13) I ruled the school. Peaked my senior year and it's been downhill ever since. :-(
14) I was the best damn hall monitor in my school's history. And I'm STILL a hall monitor. I wish
15) I was the class clown. Yes
16) I was the school know it all. Oh geez. No
17) I was the school narc. Totally ratted out all the potheads in my school. Nope. It was our school smell
18) I was the school stud/slut/skank.
I dunno. I somehow or other got laid when I was barely 16. Which was pretty unusual for a guy in 1966, especially since by then we were in "upstate" NY, 2 whole counties separated north from the city, and definitely still "rural" back then. Did that make me the stud? Or maybe the victim, she WAS a 20 year old college girl? But come to think of it actually, I always kinda saw it as a REAL teacher/student relationship, and a Hell of a lot more practical and useful in life than anything any of those "real" teachers taught. ~ Terry
And by the way. About #18. How come if it's a boy he's a "stud", but if it's a girl she's a "slut" or a "skank"?
I dunno. Cuz I was in a hurry when I posted this. Feel free to insert whatever term you want for a promiscuous male of the species. Would you, perhaps, prefer the term SM or 'single male'? 