...some guys in amateur pornos wearing masks?
1) They're very very VERY shy.
2) They've likely suffered a horribly disfiguring accident at the Whack-A-Mole booth at a carnival and are self-conscious about how they look.
3) They just happen to have faces that get cold easily and they need extra warmth to their noses, cheeks and eyebrows whilst fucking...kinda like those guys who wear those super sexy socks in pornos.
4) They're just fun loving fellows who like to dress stylishly and wearing a mask is simply part of their joyous, whimsical nature.
5) They have very high profile careers in public transit or the fast food industry and are afraid that being recognized as high class porn actors will interfere with their ability to serve people delicious food and/or drive patrons to the mall.
6) They totally want to surprise their wives or girlfriends with the fact that they are moonlighting as porn stars to supplement their income to buy an extra nice vacuum cleaner for their next anniversary.
7) What's the big deal? We wear masks while fucking too. They're super comfy.
1) They're very very VERY shy.
2) They've likely suffered a horribly disfiguring accident at the Whack-A-Mole booth at a carnival and are self-conscious about how they look.
3) They just happen to have faces that get cold easily and they need extra warmth to their noses, cheeks and eyebrows whilst fucking...kinda like those guys who wear those super sexy socks in pornos.
4) They're just fun loving fellows who like to dress stylishly and wearing a mask is simply part of their joyous, whimsical nature.
5) They have very high profile careers in public transit or the fast food industry and are afraid that being recognized as high class porn actors will interfere with their ability to serve people delicious food and/or drive patrons to the mall.
6) They totally want to surprise their wives or girlfriends with the fact that they are moonlighting as porn stars to supplement their income to buy an extra nice vacuum cleaner for their next anniversary.
7) What's the big deal? We wear masks while fucking too. They're super comfy.
#6,#8
8 ) high profile quest getting to help with porn.
8 ) high profile quest getting to help with porn.
One Word "Lucha Libre" Sorry that's Two Words. You know the Great "HoseMe Mubaric" The terible titan of the "Underworld", Or is that the "Underskirt"
SIREROS wrote:
It's #6 for me and I am almost up to a down payment on that bitch'n used rainbow vacuum at the pawn shop. Don't go blowin my cover now Evil! I am super excited about wrapping that baby up for the beautiful Mrs ,Sireros anniversary present!
Give her some new scrubbing gloves too. Women like scrubbing gloves. And it will help make her hands softer for when she gives you a handy.
EVILDOERS wrote:
How the #@!* did you get that picture of my wife and I on New Years Eve? Bishop said "No camera's allowed!"
#9....One never knows when one may run for President of the United States of America.
FLAME_N_TJ wrote:
#9....One never knows when one may run for President of the United States of America.
