We're planning lots of fun activities like stalking swinger hotties at local bars and stuff like field trips to The Red Rooster where we'll skulk around at the bottom of the stairs leering creepily at the couples upstairs. There will be informative seminars on what to wear (raincoats are SO passe') and how to discreetly cop a feel on the dance floor. It's strictly BYOB (bring your own binoculars) and we're only allowing the first 2500 guys who respond into our exclusive little group. If you think you measure up and want to be included please email CHEFFETTE and send her a close up pic of your dick and a three page single spaced essay on why you think you should be considered as an official Swingular Creeper and what your fav creeper activities are. Please be explicit!
To be clear - you won't actually join the secret Facebook group so much as stand near it, creeping.
CHEFFETTE wrote:
To be clear - you won't actually join the secret Facebook group so much as stand near it, creeping.
Yes, thanks for that clarification, CHEFFETTE. And since CHEFFETTE also happens to be our CEO, CFO, Sergeant at Arms, treasurer, and official mascot/pin-up girl, if you are one of the first 1,742 to send in your nonrefundable application fee you'll get a life sized blow up doll that looks nothing at all like her and a commemorative pubic hair that may or may not have come from her luxurious full bush.
Commemorative, yes...
I never realized having a wire-haired terrier would come in so handy.
I never realized having a wire-haired terrier would come in so handy.
Just fun stuff. Puns, dirty limericks, games like 'Name Which President That Pubic Hair Resembles'(the answer is ALWAYS President Trump, btw). You know, the normal Facebook stuff.
I am just here to read the messages. I will read quietly and be no bother to anyone. I (The male) am the only creeper; the female is normal. I hope you are accepting a married creeper, I enjoy creeping on single creepers; sometimes I just watch them watching other people. I would really like to get in a three way creep, where I could creep on a creeper creeping on a creeper who is creeping on other people. Please, keep my commemorative pubic hair and give it to a creeper who deserves it more than me.
Sincerely,
My Spouse Might Not Find This Funny.
P.S. I know this isn't three pages, but I am typing from a smartphone, so it took the same amount of time.
Sincerely,
My Spouse Might Not Find This Funny.
P.S. I know this isn't three pages, but I am typing from a smartphone, so it took the same amount of time.