I purposely DIDN'T paint my dick green this year just in case any of you wanted to give it a little pinch. 
1) Oh, Evil, you're SUCH a charmer.
2) I dunno, seems a little green to me.
3) Photoshop much, Evil?
4) Evil, if that's your dick, I'm Donald Trump.
5) Speaking of which, lemme see how long your fingers are.
6) It doesn't look Irish so I AIN'T kissin' it!
7) Corned beef and cabbage, oh my!
8) Gang bang!
1) Oh, Evil, you're SUCH a charmer.
2) I dunno, seems a little green to me.
3) Photoshop much, Evil?
4) Evil, if that's your dick, I'm Donald Trump.
5) Speaking of which, lemme see how long your fingers are.
6) It doesn't look Irish so I AIN'T kissin' it!
7) Corned beef and cabbage, oh my!
8) Gang bang!
#7!!! Happy St. Patty's Day, all you sexy freaks!
So is it St Paddy Day or St PAT ME Day?