I was just wondering when the results of the Swingular Sexy Photo Contest from 2012 was going to be announced...I'm dying to know who the winner is.
Please don't be critical.
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There was a sexy photo contest and nobody told me about it?!!? FML! Okay, then I'd like to enter this photo in the contest.
Here's her hubby...in case it's a couples photo contest.
Sorry, my penis is not quite long enough to reach my mouth. I'm taking a yoga class though and hope by summer to reach that goal.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
[quote=SIMPLEPLEASURES]Please don't be critical.
crit·i·cize, crit·i·cize, crit·i·cize!
Not sure SHENANIGANS is being critical. I've being anxiously awaiting the results for the past 4 years, as well. I had hope that the winner would have been narrowed to at least the top 2 by
Glad someone saw the humor in it...I was starting to feel bad that my patience wasn't as great as others...plus being the humanitarian that I am, I felt really bad for the contestants that are still waiting for tbeir 1st price...I'm sure Steve Harvey would be available now to announce tbe winner.
By the way...why am I the only one on this short bus that can't upload a pic from my phone?
I can't do SHIT on my phone either! 
I wonder if work would understand if I logged onto swingular just to upload a photo...I wouldn't touch myself while doing it.
Can't imagine why they'd object. Unless maybe you work down on the corner of North Temple and State. But they'd only have an issue because it might use some of their Celestial Bandwidth...don't want to get that little buffering icon when they're downloading an important hallucination...er I mean revelation from Kolob.
Celestial bandwidth works great for uploading, seems to have an unlimited bandwidth...download bandwidth is another story, I don't think it works, or I don't check Facebook enougb.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
Celestial bandwidth works great for uploading, seems to have an unlimited bandwidth...download bandwidth is another story, I don't think it works, or I don't check Facebook enougb.
Have you tried Snapchat? I've found I get much better results communicating with entities on other planes of existence and/or in other dimensions. Just be REALLY careful who you send dick pics to. Ask me how I know.
EVILDOERS wrote:SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
Celestial bandwidth works great for uploading, seems to have an unlimited bandwidth...download bandwidth is another story, I don't think it works, or I don't check Facebook enougb.
Have you tried Snapchat? I've found I get much better results communicating with entities on other planes of existence and/or in other dimensions. Just be REALLY careful who you send dick pics to. Ask me how I know.
OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Well let's just put it this way...you've heard of Jesus turning water into wine, right? Well my dick USED to be 12 inches long and as thick as a beer can.
I don't think that's really a thing.
CHEFFETTE wrote:
I don't think that's really a thing.
Which one, Jesus or a Tall Boy?
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
I don't think that's really a thing.
Which one, Jesus or a Tall Boy?
Frankly, both.
CHEFFETTE wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=CHEFFETTE]I don't think that's really a thing.
Which one, Jesus or a Tall Boy?
Frankly, both.[/quote]
Blasphemy! Pres. Drumpf is SO gonna put you in a reeducation camp and/or deport you back to Michigan!
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS][quote=CHEFFETTE]I don't think that's really a thing.
Which one, Jesus or a Tall Boy?
Frankly, both.[/quote]
Blasphemy! Pres. Drumpf is SO gonna put you in a reeducation camp and/or deport you back to Michigan!
[/quote]Pres Drumpf will also not be a thing. Caucus for Sanders on March 22nd ya'll, don't forget!
CHEFFETTE wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=CHEFFETTE][quote=EVILDOERS][quote=CHEFFETTE]I don't think that's really a thing.
Which one, Jesus or a Tall Boy?
Frankly, both.[/quote]
Blasphemy! Pres. Drumpf is SO gonna put you in a reeducation camp and/or deport you back to Michigan!
[/quote]Pres Drumpf will also not be a thing. Caucus for Sanders on March 22nd ya'll, don't forget![/quote]
Heh, heh heh, heh...she said "cock-us".
It must become the younger age group expecting immediate gratification. It has still been less than it took to win the civil war.
What the FUCK is that on her feet?!!? I'm all for equal rights for everyone and stuff but I think that dude is taking advantage of that handicapped girl with the orthopedic shoes! 
That's a blowjob? Well ya learn somethin' new every day. I think they do it differently in Japan.
