...Family Home Evening?
1) Make Rice Krispy candy and have hard core anal after the kids go to bed.
2) Practice the principal of Celestial Marriage...well at least the sex part of it.
3) Evil, you are SO going STRAIGHT to HELL!
4) We put a Disney movie on for the kids and watch The Bachelor.
5) Go to Lava Hot Springs and sit in a stew of our own juices.
6) We like to re-enact the Passion of The Christ and then play Pictionary.
7) Jell-O shots with shredded carrots...for the kids. Weed for us.
8) It varies from week to week but it almost always involves ferrets.
9) Nude Jell-O wrestling...and no we don't have kids.
10) Binge eating the entire menu of Buffalo Wild Wings...while watching The Biggest Loser.
11) Fuck you, Evil. We don't even HAVE Family Home Evening...every week.
1) Make Rice Krispy candy and have hard core anal after the kids go to bed.
2) Practice the principal of Celestial Marriage...well at least the sex part of it.
3) Evil, you are SO going STRAIGHT to HELL!
4) We put a Disney movie on for the kids and watch The Bachelor.
5) Go to Lava Hot Springs and sit in a stew of our own juices.
6) We like to re-enact the Passion of The Christ and then play Pictionary.
7) Jell-O shots with shredded carrots...for the kids. Weed for us.
8) It varies from week to week but it almost always involves ferrets.
9) Nude Jell-O wrestling...and no we don't have kids.
10) Binge eating the entire menu of Buffalo Wild Wings...while watching The Biggest Loser.
11) Fuck you, Evil. We don't even HAVE Family Home Evening...every week.
#3 and save a spot for us and #12 watch tv and type on swingular.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
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#9 sounds fun
7 for us. Can't have crazy sex without the herb.
Or should I say crazy multi orgasim sex.
my favorite thing to do for a couple is to fluff for them
to taste them both and to share him with her and her with him
it's so natural so erotic and so yummy
to taste them both and to share him with her and her with him
it's so natural so erotic and so yummy
#8 of course.
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