Its Amy! Does anyone here get sick of seeing stupid dry humor on legitimate posts. Glad you select few think you are funny as shit, yet you are screwing all of us by posting all that stupid shit. Swinging life is for the classy! Get fucked or find a better site to post your crap.AKA Craigs list! Peeps on there enjoy your posts and humor!
We agree with you Amy.
Thank you! Some crap they post on discussion are far and beyond ridiculous and embarrassing to the lifestyle. Make jokes while at dinner or drinks with a potential couple! Quit screwing the rest of us out of enjoying a classy night out.
we got tired of it along time ago so we add 2 cents here and there vs Poet getting his butt handed too him or getting a off topic photo or comment that doesn't have anything to do with topic.
So we sift online people but tend to get no where. Since most to shy to reply or they want to be friends but do nothing other than be on are friends list. Or be friend sending lots of letters back and forth with no action.
Mrs here just my 2 cents
So we sift online people but tend to get no where. Since most to shy to reply or they want to be friends but do nothing other than be on are friends list. Or be friend sending lots of letters back and forth with no action.
Mrs here just my 2 cents
We agree with you Amy, some of the posts are just moronic. Thanks for being the bold one and putting it out there. Let's keep to the topic, having sex with others! Sorry if you are frustrated, take it out on FB, not here. Let's keep it sexy!
Yes, we've personally been responsible for countless noobs joining convents and/or monasteries after realizing that some swingers are simply not taking this shit seriously enough. Sex is serious business and if a post or thread isn't directly leading to someone getting laid then it should be banned! Thus saith the forum hall monitors. And I think I could make a pretty valid argument about who the "frustrated" party really is here. 
Holy shit, did some really hot unicorn herd get chased off before everyone had their shot at them? I know you all don't get worked up when men are discouraged from staying on here.
If posts on this one website ruin your chances with a potential swinging partner, they were on the fence anyway.
If posts on this one website ruin your chances with a potential swinging partner, they were on the fence anyway.
AMYNBOB wrote:
Its Amy! Does anyone here get sick of seeing stupid dry humor on legitimate posts. Glad you select few think you are funny as shit, yet you are screwing all of us by posting all that stupid shit. Swinging life is for the classy! Get fucked or find a better site to post your crap.AKA Craigs list! Peeps on there enjoy your posts and humor!
And could someone please drive up to Brigham City and give Amy a big hug? I'm sensing that she really needs one today.
"Swinging life is for the classy"? Don't exclude the non-classy please. We have met many of them and get along just fine with them. We try not to exclude anyone, except for those that don't fit exactly into the mold we feel they should fit in. So we want to swing with EVERYONE, as long as they are fun, but not funny, classy, but not arrogant, not overweight, have a penis size between 7.3-8.1", a C or bigger cup size, don't swear unless it is in the bedroom, look at my wife, but not too closely or else I will get jealous, must fuck us on the first date if we find you attractive (yes, we want a guarantee), didn't vote for Obama, you don't wear paisley with jeans, and you talk, but not enough that it annoys us or gets in the way of our little nubbins going into your mouth.
Humor is good. Can it get to be too much? Maybe. I've said it a lot. There is a plethora (yes, El Guapo, I know what a plethora is) of different types of people in the LS. Are they all going to fit into a single mold? Hell no. Can they be childish? Yup. Churlish? Yup. Are we all going to want the exact same thing as everyone else? No way. Do I myself prefer a good conversation that is mixed with useful information and some poor (or spectacular) humor vs just straight up bitching. Any day.
I think we all would like to see the stats on just how many noobs have left because of a few people's humor. Also, if the people reading the post are too ignorant to realize that there are always a few people who don't quite fit their mold and they are unable to simply edit those people out of their list of prospective "fucks", then I'd probably not like them as friends anyways. They are judgemental and base reality off of too little facts.
The forums are for everyone. Not just the non-humorist, classy, tie wearing BMW driving people who think you can't eat sushi with your hands or a fork.
Sift through what you don't like. It's easy. If you don't like shit, stop eating it.
The Mr.
Humor is good. Can it get to be too much? Maybe. I've said it a lot. There is a plethora (yes, El Guapo, I know what a plethora is) of different types of people in the LS. Are they all going to fit into a single mold? Hell no. Can they be childish? Yup. Churlish? Yup. Are we all going to want the exact same thing as everyone else? No way. Do I myself prefer a good conversation that is mixed with useful information and some poor (or spectacular) humor vs just straight up bitching. Any day.
I think we all would like to see the stats on just how many noobs have left because of a few people's humor. Also, if the people reading the post are too ignorant to realize that there are always a few people who don't quite fit their mold and they are unable to simply edit those people out of their list of prospective "fucks", then I'd probably not like them as friends anyways. They are judgemental and base reality off of too little facts.
The forums are for everyone. Not just the non-humorist, classy, tie wearing BMW driving people who think you can't eat sushi with your hands or a fork.
Sift through what you don't like. It's easy. If you don't like shit, stop eating it.
The Mr.
SAMEROOMONLY wrote:
"Swinging life is for the classy"? Don't exclude the non-classy please. We have met many of them and get along just fine with them. We try not to exclude anyone, except for those that don't fit exactly into the mold we feel they should fit in. So we want to swing with EVERYONE, as long as they are fun, but not funny, classy, but not arrogant, not overweight, have a penis size between 7.3-8.1", a C or bigger cup size, don't swear unless it is in the bedroom, look at my wife, but not too closely or else I will get jealous, must fuck us on the first date if we find you attractive (yes, we want a guarantee), didn't vote for Obama, you don't wear paisley with jeans, and you talk, but not enough that it annoys us or gets in the way of our little nubbins going into your mouth.
Humor is good. Can it get to be too much? Maybe. I've said it a lot. There is a plethora (yes, El Guapo, I know what a plethora is) of different types of people in the LS. Are they all going to fit into a single mold? Hell no. Can they be childish? Yup. Churlish? Yup. Are we all going to want the exact same thing as everyone else? No way. Do I myself prefer a good conversation that is mixed with useful information and some poor (or spectacular) humor vs just straight up bitching. Any day.
I think we all would like to see the stats on just how many noobs have left because of a few people's humor. Also, if the people reading the post are too ignorant to realize that there are always a few people who don't quite fit their mold and they are unable to simply edit those people out of their list of prospective "fucks", then I'd probably not like them as friends anyways. They are judgemental and base reality off of too little facts.
The forums are for everyone. Not just the non-humorist, classy, tie wearing BMW driving people who think you can't eat sushi with your hands or a fork.
Sift through what you don't like. It's easy. If you don't like shit, stop eating it.
The Mr.
FIFTY bonus points for the El Guapo reference!
I just pushed the "Ignore Member" button at the bottom of my last post. Hopefully that will stop me from reading the ridiculous things I post and posting even more ridiculous things.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
So you're ignoring yourself, Evil?
And SameRoom...You say you have a C-cup minimum. Does that mean my C & 5/8ths cup will put me in the running? I'm feeling desperate because my humor on the forums has scared away all of the potential 'Fuck Buddies' I was pursuing. We all know these Single Men don't want a smart-mouthed blond like me showing up at their bedroom door.
Their moms will screen you for smart-mouthiness on the way to the basement.
well when peep's thinks you're are stupid when attempting to put groups together for fuck group and laws don't make since and you turn around and accuse someone of being something there not it tends to get peep's attention that this is not the site for them. People get turned away for potential M&G's & vip party invites because of what others say about there post or the post gets totally changed or people who hate all around and are hostile in there typing people tend to think that a lot have there noise turned up to others. It's like who cares if a person can't spell, or smokes or drinks or looks funny as long as there dick works and the pussy smells good and there clean of STD's. This site is to hook people up for sex aka fucking, aka play. Social friend to possible have sex with someone other than there SO or there hand or the fingers. The more people post the more they get seen, But if people think there being amussing by changing the post people tend to look down on posting. New people don't like being called a noob or a noobie and are looking to the people who have been in the LS for 10+ years. Some are not sure about it but just reading what people type or treat peoples post can be a big turn off. So play nice treat people with face value not what other may type or say. since one person can be a turn off to you but a turn on to some one else. Now for Evil He's tends to be the site Jessture and some thinks he's doing it to be an ass. This is a forum to where people can post smart thing and stupid things but this is the site social page. An as many may say treat all things with a grain of salt tell you meet and greet the person Posting than you can Judge them anyway you want.
Just my 10 cents
Poet
Just my 10 cents
Poet
Apropos of little, the Ignore Member button hasn't worked on the site for me in awhile.
MAPARTY wrote:Class isn't a standard on what you wear or how far up or down the status chain. It's how you act and respect other people. The whole point of the post was to let people ask legitimate questions and not get every answer with bashing and serious sarcasm. BTW, both you and Adam are classy in our book.
The swinging lifestyle is for everyone who wants to try it. Classy, non-classy, young, old, fat, skinny, black, white...
Besides Amy, you guys know us well. You know for a fact Adam is not "classy". He's blunt, offensive and doesn't care if people get offended.
As Adam says... "Jokes and comedy are for everything. Nothing is immune and nothing exempt, nothing is sacred. From swinging to religion to national tragedies. Everything is permitted.
CHEFFETTE wrote:
Apropos of little, the Ignore Member button hasn't worked on the site for me in awhile.
I thought that button was more metaphorical.
The forums on swingular are great. Other sites we are on have no participation at all in the forums. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes serious. Evil you have a knack for humor and it make us laugh and thats great. Others get a chance to say what they want and we all get to form our opinions and make our judgements....but really who cares.
Amy if you post on a serious topic I'm sure you will get some responses you like or that maybe helpful and you can ignore the others.
Amy if you post on a serious topic I'm sure you will get some responses you like or that maybe helpful and you can ignore the others.
The secret lives of conservative wives and husbands, Welcome to Swingular.
POET_RAYL wrote:
The secret lives of conservative wives and husbands, Welcome to Swingular.
Man that's a HARD one to find a meme for. This is the only one that popped up. I assume that it's insinuating Ted fucked Sarah but I don't think he likes them that old so who knows.
We agree with amy, although humor is a good thing sometimes it can be vindictive, spiteful, and meant to hurt.
The most erotic moment is when a conservative, shy couple suddenly finds them selves in bed with another man or woman with there SO watching. Most of the time this happens while on vacation or in another situation away from home. This is not the habitual hotwife/hothusband, but for the couple that no one would suspect occasionally crosses the traditional marital sexual limitations. Welcome to Swingular.
For some people communicating on the internet.
One thought. I count seven comments from evildoers just on this topic. None of which respect the opinion of the original poster. I enjoy humor as much as the next person. However, hijacking every topic on the forum seems excessive. Maybe some restraint would be worth a try.
-Mr. Tripplehorn
-Mr. Tripplehorn
The Tripplehorns wrote:
One thought. I count seven comments from evildoers just on this topic. None of which respect the opinion of the original poster. I enjoy humor as much as the next person. However, hijacking every topic on the forum seems excessive. Maybe some restraint would be worth a try.
-Mr. Tripplehorn
My bad. Didn't realize this thread was rhetorical and the OP didn't actually want feedback...especially since it was likely aimed mostly at me in the first place. Dammit! That's number eight! See what you made me do?
Nice counting btw.
Yeah? How many are YOU up to ILLUSTRIOUS ILLUSTRATOR? Jesus is counting YOUR facetious posts in his book up in heaven too, ya know.
EVILDOERS wrote:The Tripplehorns wrote:
One thought. I count seven comments from evildoers just on this topic. None of which respect the opinion of the original poster. I enjoy humor as much as the next person. However, hijacking every topic on the forum seems excessive. Maybe some restraint would be worth a try.
-Mr. Tripplehorn
My bad. Didn't realize this thread was rhetorical and the OP didn't actually want feedback...especially since it was likely aimed mostly at me in the first place. Dammit! That's number eight! See what you made me do?
Nice counting btw.
Predictable. When someone says they are bothered by something you do. You respond by doing the same. Very witty!
You're an ass. And I bet another comment is on it's way. Surf the net for your next un-original meme.
The best part is we love humor. We only have given our thoughts because we saw how you didn't respect the original post. Disrespect for people it's another sexy quality of yours.
"You're an ass."
Well that's the first semi-cogent thing you've said. Bravo! If you'll give me the schedule for who is on hall monitor duty for Swingular (aw hell, for the entire internet!) I'll run all my posts by them before I hit send. M-kay?
And btw, calling me "Predictable" really stings, man. You really know how to hurt a guy. I keep reading how you love humor. DAZZLE us with something funny. A joke? A pun? Dirty limerick? Jesus Twerking Christ! Stop taking this shit so fucking seriously!
Well that's the first semi-cogent thing you've said. Bravo! If you'll give me the schedule for who is on hall monitor duty for Swingular (aw hell, for the entire internet!) I'll run all my posts by them before I hit send. M-kay?
And btw, calling me "Predictable" really stings, man. You really know how to hurt a guy. I keep reading how you love humor. DAZZLE us with something funny. A joke? A pun? Dirty limerick? Jesus Twerking Christ! Stop taking this shit so fucking seriously!
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said ‘You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won.
So I gave him his two dollars back.'
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said ‘You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won.
So I gave him his two dollars back.'
"Well, if the newbies weren't scared away by the "I don't understand required consent laws" I'm sure they weren't scared away by our jokes."
That kinda says it all right there.
That kinda says it all right there.
TD_NINE wrote:
Hope you all have a good weekend!! It's Friday!!
Uh...no, it's not. Do you and POET have the same calendar?!!?
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