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Why are females So picky when it comes to guys wanting sex from them?
I as the Male half of my relationship when female says lets fuck I don't think twice about it. When its a guy wanting sex from the Female we get a big list of do's don't and a run around.
Just my curiosity of why females are so undecisive when it comes to sex?.
Poet
You really need to ask that question?
I the Mrs think that this is a ridiculous question,you shouldn't call women "indecisive" (BTW)just because we don't want to have sex with every man who offers. I can only speak for myself, however I need to be attracted to the sexual partners I pick,either personality, looks, sense of humor.
How about this question for you poet. You like food right,why don't you eat every food you ever see.why do you only pick some foods at the grocery store instead of everything...its all available?
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Mrs. GOINGOURWAY
I'm not picky about food and what I eat since I use to be a chef food is great a little nibble here a nibble there foods fantastic. I have no need to be picky about food just like I'm not picky about females. But females are Picky about males and probably what they eat. Picky is probably a better word to use vs indecisive (BTW thank you for the correction).
Poet
ILLUSTRATOR,
I feel like the guy in your photo, and it might need to change since guys are hooking up with guys and girls hooking up with girls so it might need to be re thought.
Poet
Ps wife said I'm failing at my point but here is one more shoot.
Excellent reply,ILLUSTRATOR. Imagine, someone in SLC with some factual intelligence...lol.

You MUST be a very interesting person....
Mr Poet,I enjoy many foods however, I don't just eat them because they are available I eat when I'm hungry. That being said it was originally posed as a rhetorical question.

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right my stupid post is just my forum of coffee.
POET_RAYL wrote:

Your text to link here...right my stupid post is just my forum of coffee.


Huh? Man I'm getting REALLY confused...and I've had SEVERAL forums of coffee this morning.
EVILDOERS wrote:

POET_RAYL wrote:

Your text to link here...right my stupid post is just my forum of coffee.


Huh? Man I'm getting REALLY confused...and I've had SEVERAL forums of coffee this morning.


Right? On top of that I am indecisive on whether or not to be undecisve about forums or groceries or men or coffee. I think I need to read all of the post again just to make sure.... no, wait... now I am undecisve about reading the posts.
LOL. Here ya go, CNTRL. This should at least help you with the men and coffee part.

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Guys on here aren't looking for life mates we aren't even looking to populate the world just looking to get laid. the girls on here shouldn't be looking for life mates since most are already married and they shouldn't be looking to populate the world so why does it have to be a big complex for the females on a sex site. Since its not complex for us guys?
POET_RAYL wrote:

Guys on here aren't looking for life mates we aren't even looking to populate the world just looking to get laid. the girls on here shouldn't be looking for life mates since most are already married and they shouldn't be looking to populate the world so why does it have to be a big complex for the females on a sex site. Since its not complex for us guys?


OK, male half here. I guess I really miss your "point" because guess what.... I won't just have sex with any woman. Call it selective, call it choosy, call it what you will. I am not looking for a "life partner" and not looking to "procreate" (been there, done both). I also am not looking to just "throw one in" every (or any) woman on here.

Before anyone gets to judgmental, it has far less to do with looks (size, color, shape) than it has to do with being able to hold a good conversation, smile, laugh and have a good time out of the bedroom. I know that applies for the Mrs. as well.

Everyone has the same anatomy… but less have the intellect, swagger and “mojo” to get things to move from conversation and fun, to the bedroom.
Poet have you ever tried fucking a women that wasn't interested or didn't want to.. she gets dry and shortly afterwards it starts hurting for both involved (think sandpaper)... women need to be stimulated for it to be a pleasurable experience for all! either by good looks, personality, funniness or whatever trips her trigger... and this in my opinion is why they are selective.
Thank you CNTRLCPL that makes more since, so I'm needing to be more creative since when its the wife and I doing the couple thing everything goes well but when I solo it seams to be complexd prosess.
Poet
Having my share of fantastic classy ladies I have met through this site since 2006 has been based on both of us: Being attracted to each other, Great intelect on many topics, respect and being a gentleman.
POET_RAYL wrote:

Thank you CNTRLCPL that makes more since, so I'm needing to be more creative since when its the wife and I doing the couple thing everything goes well but when I solo it seams to be complexd prosess.
Poet


OH! Now I understand!! This is just the typical "Married Guy / Trying to Play Single and whining that every woman is not LINING up" post. Thanks for the clarification.
Perma-Bachelor wrote:

Poet have you ever tried fucking a women that wasn't interested or didn't want to.. she gets dry and shortly afterwards it starts hurting for both involved (think sandpaper)... women need to be stimulated for it to be a pleasurable experience for all! either by good looks, personality, funniness or whatever trips her trigger... and this in my opinion is why they are selective.

Nope but have had them go dry during sex like they just fell out of the mood and understand the sandpaper feeling.
CNTRLCPL wrote:

POET_RAYL wrote:

Thank you CNTRLCPL that makes more since, so I'm needing to be more creative since when its the wife and I doing the couple thing everything goes well but when I solo it seams to be complexd prosess.
Poet


OH! Now I understand!! This is just the typical "Married Guy / Trying to Play Single and whining that every woman is not LINING up" post. Thanks for the clarification.


Not whining just trying to understand why my wife can solo and have no issue to where if I solo its complexicated issue and attempting to understand females
CNTRLCPL wrote:

POET_RAYL wrote:

Guys on here aren't looking for life mates we aren't even looking to populate the world just looking to get laid. the girls on here shouldn't be looking for life mates since most are already married and they shouldn't be looking to populate the world so why does it have to be a big complex for the females on a sex site. Since its not complex for us guys?


OK, male half here. I guess I really miss your "point" because guess what.... I won't just have sex with any woman. Call it selective, call it choosy, call it what you will. I am not looking for a "life partner" and not looking to "procreate" (been there, done both). I also am not looking to just "throw one in" every (or any) woman on here.

Before anyone gets to judgmental, it has far less to do with looks (size, color, shape) than it has to do with being able to hold a good conversation, smile, laugh and have a good time out of the bedroom. I know that applies for the Mrs. as well.

Everyone has the same anatomy… but less have the intellect, swagger and “mojo” to get things to move from conversation and fun, to the bedroom.


We feel exactly the same way. Quality is a package for us. Looks, wit, character, swag, confidence......and a lot of other traits come into play depending upon the person. I have seen guys that I would think would she would not give a second look but something caught her eye or one of her other senses and sometimes she can't even explain what it is. Same thing goes for me. On the other hand there have been times that I have thought she would surely be attracted to somebody and then find out she is not. Sometimes it is a persons attitude and sometimes the guy must have decided that a tic tac was just too much effort.

Neither of us care to just put notches in the bedposts and don't really want to get naked with people that do. Do we have a harder time "hooking up" because of it? Sure, but there is more to it for us than that.

Personally I have about as much fun with this just seeing what and who she is attracted to. After years of marriage I though that I had it figured out. This lifestyle proves me wrong all of the time and has just brought us closer together. It doesn't mean we have to fuck everybody we are attracted to either.
A parenlty if a guy wants to understand its all bust his balls but if a female ask a question its all hunky dory I get it now Guys or married guys shouldn't ask questions
POUNDCAKE wrote:

CNTRLCPL wrote:

[quote=POET_RAYL]Guys on here aren't looking for life mates we aren't even looking to populate the world just looking to get laid. the girls on here shouldn't be looking for life mates since most are already married and they shouldn't be looking to populate the world so why does it have to be a big complex for the females on a sex site. Since its not complex for us guys?


OK, male half here. I guess I really miss your "point" because guess what.... I won't just have sex with any woman. Call it selective, call it choosy, call it what you will. I am not looking for a "life partner" and not looking to "procreate" (been there, done both). I also am not looking to just "throw one in" every (or any) woman on here.

Before anyone gets to judgmental, it has far less to do with looks (size, color, shape) than it has to do with being able to hold a good conversation, smile, laugh and have a good time out of the bedroom. I know that applies for the Mrs. as well.

Everyone has the same anatomy… but less have the intellect, swagger and “mojo” to get things to move from conversation and fun, to the bedroom.


We feel exactly the same way. Quality is a package for us. Looks, wit, character, swag, confidence......and a lot of other traits come into play depending upon the person. I have seen guys that I would think would she would not give a second look but something caught her eye or one of her other senses and sometimes she can't even explain what it is. Same thing goes for me. On the other hand there have been times that I have thought she would surely be attracted to somebody and then find out she is not. Sometimes it is a persons attitude and sometimes the guy must have decided that a tic tac was just too much effort.

Neither of us care to just put notches in the bedposts and don't really want to get naked with people that do. Do we have a harder time "hooking up" because of it? Sure, but there is more to it for us than that.

Personally I have about as much fun with this just seeing what and who she is attracted to. After years of marriage I though that I had it figured out. This lifestyle proves me wrong all of the time and has just brought us closer together. It doesn't mean we have to fuck everybody we are attracted to either.[/quote]
Another educated answer thank you
Perma-Bachelor wrote:

Poet have you ever tried fucking a women that wasn't interested or didn't want to.. she gets dry and shortly afterwards it starts hurting for both involved (think sandpaper)... women need to be stimulated for it to be a pleasurable experience for all! either by good looks, personality, funniness or whatever trips her trigger... and this in my opinion is why they are selective.

thank you for your opinion
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:

If women just want to get fucked, they don't need Swingular to do it. Hell, they could head to Nevada and make money doing it. If they don't care what sweaty guy is laying on top of them, this site has no purpose. If you found me repulsive, would you still want to fuck me? Or would you pass on to the next lady who entices you?

They don't have ta go to NV they can do it on 2nd & state & haven't meet you so don't know if i would or wouldn't.
UPLIFTYOURLIFE wrote:

Having my share of fantastic classy ladies I have met through this site since 2006 has been based on both of us: Being attracted to each other, Great intelect on many topics, respect and being a gentleman.
thank you for your imput
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D-wet
I understand my motherboards, micro chip, AP Acids better than I understand her. But I will attempt to listen to her without any rebuttal, and ask if she's selective. Since when we are doing the couple thing i just go with the flow of things and thank you for your understanding response.
Poet
Yahtzee!
EVILDOERS wrote:

Yahtzee!

Just that, what happen to your photo's?
No means No but I always forget about how Women sensitive mental stimulation makes things so complex
Let me try a simple analogy. Imagine you walk into a senior citizen's home. There are only women there. They get all dolled up. They have had a pharmaceutical company testing out a new female libido drug on them, slipping it in their tapioca. But they haven't gotten the dosage right. The only male orderly is standing in the corner, slapping himself in the face like James T. Kirk. He is wearing a starfleet uniform, but that is just a coincidence. He is a trekky. As you pass the rooms all the women are trying to coax you into their adjustable beds. They grab at your pants. They tell you their teeth come out, if you're interested. Some show you. Others throw their depends at you. One offers to give you a golden shower, but before she finishes the offer, she goes incontenent. She appears to be crestfallen as she says "nevermind". Some of the ladies notice your apprehension. You try to be polite and not break the hearts of these women who are putting themselves out there. You are not a mean person and you realize how fragile their egos can be. So you make an excuse, like "I sorry, I am "manstrating" right now". Or you just walk away pretending not to hear them. You start to hear them mutter to each other that you are a "stuck up bitch boy" and "who does he think he is, I have had men twice as hot as him". The orderly slapping himself lets out a shriek and the self abuse becomes more furious, he draws blood and it goes all over his starfleet uniform.
So why don't you want to go into the rooms and get with these clearly interested ladies? Why if you indeed eat all types of food, do you not want these ladies? They are clearly willing. If your answer is "I'm not attracted to them", perhaps the light is starting to come on. Just because the other party is willing, doesn't mean you are. Now, think about that from the ladies perspective. She is obviously not attracted to you. Not every woman will be. Your wife is. Celebrate that! But to place the blame on women for being "indecisive" or "complicated" isn't being very introspective. Just like my analogy, women try to be polite. They don't like coming out and saying "I'm not intrested, leave me alone". They don't want you to feel badly. Cut them some slack.
Men seem to speak of events while Women tend to share feelings ... therein may lie a piece of the puzzle ~
"...isn't being very introspective."

Wow, that might just be the biggest understatement on the interwebz today.
LMAO! You people crack me up!
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:

Oh M G, Pants, I nearly peed my depends!


Just don't throw them at me then. In the sexy senior home they call that "A golden water balloon"
I personally would want the female to tell me they're not interested vs making an excuse, and walking away pretending not to hear me. Knowing the truth up front is more polite and I wouldn't feel badly about it. The walking away pretending to not here someone or making an excuse to me is a mind game an non polite way of doing something. That's why I say women are complex. If women was more like guys up front and to the point about being interested or not. People wouldn't need to come up with a analogy.
Life not easy I'm a guy.
How is that a mind game? Perhaps you find tic tac toe a game of great cunning and strategy? Ever think that perhaps the woman has dealt with fractured male egos before? Perhaps one of them has gotten nasty or God forbid physical? Analogies exist to put yourself into someone else's shoes. Has it ever dawned on you(no pun intended) that the reason it seems to work when Dawn sets it up and you "are just along for the ride" is that Dawn is doing the talking? I am not saying that to be nasty, but you said "knowing the truth up front is more polite and I wouldn't feel badly about it". Charm,intellect, tact, and sense of humor are just as important to everyone, men and women, for attraction. If you want to improve your intimacy encounters with women, you may start there. That is a big nut to crack, and denial is much easier to put the blame on the woman. Keep this quote in mind if you ever want to hook up with a woman from Swingular however.... "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."-Abraham Lincoln(purportedly)
And for the record "undecisive"is not a word. It's "indecisive".
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:

But, Poet, you're expecting life to be too easy. At least for you. Maybe you don't realize there are men who don't take 'No' for an answer. Men who act like you are right now. They don't understand why we're not interested. If we're too straight forward we're a bitch. If we're nice about it we're harassed. "Why don't you want to go out with me? Are you too good for me? What am I doing wrong? Is it my depends? Because I can take them off..." We can't win. And it becomes FAR too complicated. It's much easier to gross-out the man with a good ole "I'm bleeding. Gotta go..." And it may be the truth or it may be that she will be bleeding from her ears if you ask another question about why you're just not good enough for her and why she's too picky. I've had that conversation with people and it never goes well. Accept the 'No' and move on. That's all it takes. Accept it and go.



Haha. Love the depends reference! Great minds think alike. I was writing my response when you posted this.
here is my post now its your turn than I'll make one or we can quit commenting back and forth and let this drop off and go away. Since D-wet said it best, and i'm just waiting for her to get home. or we can keep commenting back and forth up to you.
My mind is simple.
Must...control...urge...to...
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I've taken in what everyone has posted just don't know what to post back. So made a stupid comment and big smiley. If you want to continue to post than so be it. Enjoy
OMG... seriously. I try and be supportive when I post but honestly this post just pisses me off. Why would you fuck someone you have nothing in common with, aren't sure you like and wouldn't say hi to the next time you meet. Obviously, I control my body and I have rules about who does what to it. From a purely physical stand point, typically a male has 50+ lbs on me and significantly more muscle. Rules keep us both safer.

Plus, how the hell do you know what I like or don't like if I don't set some ground rules. Jeez, is it so hard to hear don't twist my nipples like bottle caps. They're attached and THAT doesn't feel good.

Also, some of us are here for more than a fuck. We're actually here to meet cool, like minded, fun people. It sounds like you have the swinger scene confused with the prostitute scene. Go pay for sex if all you want is a no questions asked fuck.

PS: Some guys won't take a disinterested nod, polite no or even headphones as the clue it is. They are pushy, intimidating and aggressive. No, isn't taken well. Even bitchy resting face isn't helping like it used to. Sometimes the only safe way out of the situation YOU put us in is for me to lie and run like hell.
Turk: Baby...will you do me a favor tonight that requires no work on your part?
Carla: Sure, what is it?
Turk: Will you have sex with me?
Carla: No!
Turk: Come on! We haven't had relations since Izzy was born.
Carla: Turk, I'm just not there yet. I mean, if you weren't emotionally ready would you want to have sex?
Turk: Baby, I don't even understand the question!
MANDIEQT wrote:

OMG... seriously. I try and be supportive when I post but honestly this post just pisses me off. Why would you fuck someone you have nothing in common with, aren't sure you like and wouldn't say hi to the next time you meet. Obviously, I control my body and I have rules about who does what to it. From a purely physical stand point, typically a male has 50+ lbs on me and significantly more muscle. Rules keep us both safer.

Plus, how the hell do you know what I like or don't like if I don't set some ground rules. Jeez, is it so hard to hear don't twist my nipples like bottle caps. They're attached and THAT doesn't feel good.

Also, some of us are here for more than a fuck. We're actually here to meet cool, like minded, fun people. It sounds like you have the swinger scene confused with the prostitute scene. Go pay for sex if all you want is a no questions asked fuck.

PS: Some guys won't take a disinterested nod, polite no or even headphones as the clue it is. They are pushy, intimidating and aggressive. No, isn't taken well. Even bitchy resting face isn't helping like it used to. Sometimes the only safe way out of the situation YOU put us in is for me to lie and run like hell.


Ms. Evil told me I had to post this meme.

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JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:

Turk: Baby...will you do me a favor tonight that requires no work on your part?
Carla: Sure, what is it?
Turk: Will you have sex with me?
Carla: No!
Turk: Come on! We haven't had relations since Izzy was born.
Carla: Turk, I'm just not there yet. I mean, if you weren't emotionally ready would you want to have sex?
Turk: Baby, I don't even understand the question!


It's as though I were right there with them, in that moment.

To second Mandie's fantastic post, I'll add a quote of unknown origin regarding rejection; 'Men are afraid women will laugh at them; women are afraid men will kill them."
Because men have killed women over rejection. Women learn this at a young age, along w/ the idea that if that happens to us, chances are it's our fault. So we learn to diplomatically dither, vacillate vigorously and appear agreeable until we can safely fucking bail on your ass.
#notallmen, for sure; but some men, and they rarely advertise the fact.
Going on a trip soon. Hoping this post fucking dies before we get back because we understand we don't want to fuck everyone and not everyone wants to fuck us. Be ok with people not wanting to be with you. It is ok. You will recover. You will have fun. just get over it. Happy hunting in the meantime. xoxo T&B.
HAPPYVALLEYCOUPLE1 wrote:

Going on a trip soon. Hoping this post fucking dies before we get back because we understand we don't want to fuck everyone and not everyone wants to fuck us. Be ok with people not wanting to be with you. It is ok. You will recover. You will have fun. just get over it. Happy hunting in the meantime. xoxo T&B.


What's wrong with post fucking? Some people actually think it's kinda hot.

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EVILDOERS wrote:

HAPPYVALLEYCOUPLE1 wrote:

Going on a trip soon. Hoping this post fucking dies before we get back because we understand we don't want to fuck everyone and not everyone wants to fuck us. Be ok with people not wanting to be with you. It is ok. You will recover. You will have fun. just get over it. Happy hunting in the meantime. xoxo T&B.


What's wrong with post fucking? Some people actually think it's kinda hot.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m470osTfAm1qckcuro1_500.jpg


Beautifully done !:)
POET_RAYL wrote:

Why are females So picky when it comes to guys wanting sex from them?
I as the Male half of my relationship when female says lets fuck I don't think twice about it. When its a guy wanting sex from the Female we get a big list of do's don't and a run around.
Just my curiosity of why females are so undecisive when it comes to sex?.
Poet



Not "undecisive", the reason I am so picky is because there is so many men like you out there. I do enjoy the image of a smart woman walking away from you after you asked her and she is probably yelling I can't hear you.
DRAPERCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

Have been enjoying the comments and postings back and forth on this topic. However, did anyone notice that the proper word is "indecisive" and even if you use "undecisive" the spelling is wrong? I did not get a chance to read all of the thousands of post so if someone already commented on this I apologize. Please keep up the bitching and complaining as many of us enjoy what is being said. BTW- the Mrs. Is picky as to who she/we play with!


Not only was it noticed (and corrected numerous times) *you must have missed it* - it kind of became part of the "joke" in most posts. I am astounded that this post made it to page 4. (albeit, not on merit but on sarcasm and smart ass comments alone).
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:

CNTRLCPL wrote:


I am astounded that this post made it to page 4. (albeit, not on merit but on sarcasm and smart ass comments alone).


We have the talent to take any topic on these forums to the extremes you have seen here. The question is more of whether the mind is willing. Our sarcasm tends to run deep and wide.


What fun is a swinger's forum if we can't joke around and have fun? Face it, the vast majority of us are never going to meet and fuck (yes, ostensibly the entire purpose of a site like this) so why not tease and kid and have fun? Besides, it helps Ms. Evil and I separate the wheat from the chaff. If someone gets butt hurt too easily or just doesn't want to be a little silly or goofy there is ZERO chance we will get along with them in or out of bed. Ask any of Ms. Evil's playmates how 'hard' it is (or isn't-lol) when she's cracking jokes and they can't keep a straight face...let alone an erection.
Did not read all the comments but women are picky because they can be and if you cannot accept that and move on then you will probably face some dissappointment.
But to get back on tract hear. I'm pretty undesicive about all of this to. Irregardless I could realy care less and for all intensive purposes I think their are to many persons who worry to much and should chilax and have an expresso or a nice bowl of sherbert or something. It just realy does makes me nauseous. All of this effects me to much and makes me to disinterested in the forums and literaly makes my head explode. If people don't want to fuck they're partner thats all I have to say about that but if any body wants to fuck my wife they should literaly get there head examined acept if their good looking and have a big dick. Anyways I have to go to the capital or I could of wrote more and its late anyways and the top of my truck is lose so may be I should get that fixed to. And it doen't not matter whose talking its the principal and from my prospective there're to much all ready threw with everything and the whether might get bad weather you believe it or not than.
Some women seem to be 'pickier' than others.

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And for those of you who can't NOT look, here's the video.




Hogwarts Express

Dammit! ILLUSTRATOR would you please fix this for me?

Apparently there is no snack trolley like on the Hogwarts Express.
FINALLY! I thought you were on call 24/7!
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EVILDOERS wrote:

But to get back on tract hear. I'm pretty undesicive about all of this to. Irregardless I could realy care less and for all intensive purposes I think their are to many persons who worry to much and should chilax and have an expresso or a nice bowl of sherbert or something. It just realy does makes me nauseous. All of this effects me to much and makes me to disinterested in the forums and literaly makes my head explode. If people don't want to fuck they're partner thats all I have to say about that but if any body wants to fuck my wife they should literaly get there head examined acept if their good looking and have a big dick. Anyways I have to go to the capital or I could of wrote more and its late anyways and the top of my truck is lose so may be I should get that fixed to. And it doen't not matter whose talking its the principal and from my prospective there're to much all ready threw with everything and the whether might get bad weather you believe it or not than.


This motherfucker should have come with a seizure warning.
That was surprisingly hard to write/construct. Another reason I wonder if we aren't being punked a little bit.



Scratch that. Just watched Sarah Palin's speech endorsing DT. Forget Obama's birth certificate. I wanna see Sarah's high school diploma.
EVILDOERS wrote:

But to get back on tract hear. I'm pretty undesicive about all of this to. Irregardless I could realy care less and for all intensive purposes I think their are to many persons who worry to much and should chilax and have an expresso or a nice bowl of sherbert or something. It just realy does makes me nauseous. All of this effects me to much and makes me to disinterested in the forums and literaly makes my head explode. If people don't want to fuck they're partner thats all I have to say about that but if any body wants to fuck my wife they should literaly get there head examined acept if their good looking and have a big dick. Anyways I have to go to the capital or I could of wrote more and its late anyways and the top of my truck is lose so may be I should get that fixed to. And it doen't not matter whose talking its the principal and from my prospective there're to much all ready threw with everything and the whether might get bad weather you believe it or not than.




This was a MASTERPIECE OF SMARTASSERY! Bravo! I also want to see Sarah Palin's high school diploma! Ha!
Thanks. But it's definitely one of those things I wouldn't recommend trying at home lest you end up with a severely sprained parietal lobe like me. The doc at the ER told me to stay off it completely for at least a week and then to read nothing harder than Dick and Jane until the swelling goes down completely.
And thank you Evil. At least I know who to ask when I can't post a video, a link, or a damn photo!! It is annoying. It's nice to have tech savvy friends. Illustrator's stock already went through the roof this week with her posts! I.T. As well! It's a good thing she is married and I am de facto married and about to be married for reals, no take backs, swallow the key, cross my heart and hope to....well you get the picture. We are getting hitched. Speaking of which, my first marriage was to a very religious woman. She would get upset(and still does to this day) if there was the mere flash of a nipple in a movie. In 1995, we were invited to the wedding of "Mickey G" and his wife "Missy", both porn stars at the time. It was in Malibu canyon. "Mickey" was a former paramedic who got hired by Los Robles hospital after showing false credential and saying he was a nurse. "Missy" was a straight laced ER admitions clerk. I was a paramedic at the time. Evidently they consummated their marriage in front of the guests and the bridal party jumped in. It was one for the history books. I had cancelled the day before because I knew they were both in porn now and something might offend my wife. Boy was that the right call! Although I kinda wish I would have gone to have witnessed it first hand. He ended up going to jail for pretending to be a nurse. But boy Maria(her real name) and Michael(his), were the talk of the porn world those years.
Your stories are WAY better than mine!

On a wholly unrelated note...

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EVILDOERS wrote:

Your stories are WAY better than mine!

On a wholly unrelated note...

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What can I say, I lived in L A my whole life and worked in the film business for 17 years. The irony is that Michael was the one to get me into the film business. My first day as a Set Medic was on "My so called life", filling in for him as he went off to make a porn...true story. I also just found out Missy/Maria died in 2008. So sad.