Swingers Forum - Have you seen...

...the new Star Wars movie? If so, what did you think? And PLEASE don't post any spoilers or if you do, at LEAST say "SPOILER ALERT" in big caps at the top of your post. TIA

1) Meh. It was okay.

2) If you post any spoilers I'll fuckin' KILL you, Evil.

3) Yes. It was formulaic and derivative.

4) GREATEST...MOVIE...EVER!!!

5) I'll wait for it on dvd.

6) Nope. Too busy fucking all these horny Utah swingers.

7) No, but that dinosaur movie was kinda cute.

8) Naw, but can't wait for Fifty Shades Darker.

9) Yes! The Force is STRONG in me!

10) Total fuckin' cash grab by Disney and JJ Abrams.

11) Fuckin' Star Wars nerds! Trump 2016!

12) Not one mention in the WHOLE movie of 6 pound, 8 ounce baby Jesus.

13) Star Trek RULES!

14) Yes, it was...

15) Wait, is that the one with Buster Keaton and Fatty Arbuckle?

16) I SO wanna fuck Rey...and let her use the Force on me!

17) Han shot first!

18) No, but I can't wait for "The Sound of Music- Return to Austria. This Time It's PERSONAL!", where the Von Trapp family, after extensive training in guerrilla warfare return as a small, highly lethal expeditionary force to take down The Third Reich.

19) Are you drunk or high, Evil?

20) Add your own answer here....

If you like Star Wars, it's the bee's knees (3)or(6)

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It was definitely #4. I found the entrance of the star ship Enterprise to be a bit odd. But since JJ Abrams had written and directed both movies I think it was a good attempt to mix the two. The scene where Spock mind melds Luke and shakes his head at Leia and says "he's your brother, that's illogical" was a laugh riot! I loved the homage paid to family guy as Han and Chewy were now sitting on a used, dumpster couch in the Mellenium Falcon. Too funny. But when Han says "you're my nerf-herder to Chewy, it was a bit much. They needed to go more into the story arc they established by telling us that Yoda had actually been "forced pushed" as a dead glowy Jedi into the body of R2D2. But when R2 has the light saber battle with the grandson of Darth Mal I was on the edge of my seat. Speaking of my seat...how weird was C3PO's coming out as a gay protocol droid. It was a little uncomfortable when he had "human/cyborg "relations"" with Lando Calrissian's son "Sissy". I know it was a galaxy far far away, and a long time ago. It was a little insensitive to name the character "Sissy Calrissian". But 3PO proved once again "once you go black, you will never go back". The final battle scene where the Ewoks of Endor declare war on the Gungans of Naboo was very exciting. Sometimes I didn't know if the purple energy balls were more powerful than the rock being thrown in various ways at the Gungans. Ouch! It was a nice touch to have the episode end with a superfluous, inane, low tech battle that lasted the last 30 minutes of the film. I felt like I had walked into a build a bear and suddenly was attack by all the Bears. It gave me a mixture of sadness and somehow anger towards George Lucas for,even inventing those two vile types of creature. But what could he do now. Abrams just embraced it. Which was ballsy. I was please to see Jar Jar's head smashed with a huge rock in the first 5 minutes of the battle. Especially after he uddered the line "me-sa?" He had to die. Lastly I will say I am sorry for all the spoilers. And I definitely recommend watching this movie on acid like I did. The only bummer was about half way through I looked over at "Mrs Pants" who had morphed into Chewbacca. She nearly crushed my hand with her wookie strength. I recommend this film. A word to the wise, bring a pancho because Galegher has a scene in the 3D version.