Just want to bitch about people lying their asses off in their profiles.
First. Don't fucking lie about your sexuality, if you like dick and you're a guy you're not straight. Sorry, you're just fucking not. If you're a woman and you don't like pussy, you're not bisexual. You may wish you were, but you're not. I love the idea of being pansexual. I just am not. And that's ok.
Second. If you're five foot tall and 300lbs, you are NOT "a few extra pounds". If I can FFF, you are NOT a few extra pounds. FFF is find a fold and fuck it. Love yourself big people, love yourself and own up to your bigness. Someone is still going to think you're the stuff and want to fuck your brains out.
First. Don't fucking lie about your sexuality, if you like dick and you're a guy you're not straight. Sorry, you're just fucking not. If you're a woman and you don't like pussy, you're not bisexual. You may wish you were, but you're not. I love the idea of being pansexual. I just am not. And that's ok.
Second. If you're five foot tall and 300lbs, you are NOT "a few extra pounds". If I can FFF, you are NOT a few extra pounds. FFF is find a fold and fuck it. Love yourself big people, love yourself and own up to your bigness. Someone is still going to think you're the stuff and want to fuck your brains out.
Oh the struggles of the single guy.
JANDY275 wrote:
Oh the struggles of the single guy.
I did not know honesty is only relegated to singles. Thanks! O.o
Oh it's not a single guy thing.
I think the point is. We are suppose to be open-minded so why lie? People are going to find out if you want to really meet them.
On the other hand if someone says they are strait don't assume they are lying because they are comfortable with all people, that doesn't mean they want to fuck all people.
I think the point is. We are suppose to be open-minded so why lie? People are going to find out if you want to really meet them.
On the other hand if someone says they are strait don't assume they are lying because they are comfortable with all people, that doesn't mean they want to fuck all people.
It was just a joke people. I just find it funny to think people actually tell the truth online. I know people on here we have met who's pics are at least 15 yrs old. I don't look at stats any more and just decide what we want to do when we actually meet.
Let's face it, everyone wants to put their best foot forward but most people judge before they ever meet. There have been couples that based on their profile we didn't think we would be interested in that we love to be with, and others are just the opposite.
Let's face it, everyone wants to put their best foot forward but most people judge before they ever meet. There have been couples that based on their profile we didn't think we would be interested in that we love to be with, and others are just the opposite.
Sorry you had a bad experience. Welcome to life. It isn't fair in the lifestyle either. Get some thick skin and toughen up. There are great times and tough times. We all have them.
RUSTIEZ wrote:
Just want to bitch about people lying their asses off in their profiles.
First. Don't fucking lie about your sexuality, if you like dick and you're a guy you're not straight. Sorry, you're just fucking not. If you're a woman and you don't like pussy, you're not bisexual. You may wish you were, but you're not. I love the idea of being pansexual. I just am not. And that's ok.
Second. If you're five foot tall and 300lbs, you are NOT "a few extra pounds". If I can FFF, you are NOT a few extra pounds. FFF is find a fold and fuck it. Love yourself big people, love yourself and own up to your bigness. Someone is still going to think you're the stuff and want to fuck your brains out.
I completely agree. Own you and your proclivities. There unfortunately is a stigma still in the lifestyle about bisexual men. For opened minded people, we can be so closed off. I know several guys after we contact them who say they are open to guy/guy experimentation. But they hide on their profile. There are still those profiles that are a bit homophobic, but say the wife is bi. But make it very plain that guys who are comfortable with guy/guy play to stay the f!*k away from them. Which I find amusing, because most bi-comfortable or even bisexual guys don't NEED to have same sex play, but usually just say if you are interested, it's something I am comfortable with and we can discuss it. If your girlfriend or wife is doing it, isn't it a little weird to put down others for doing the same, just in your gender? Things that make you go hmmmmmmm
I'm Str8 but will team with another dick to make a woman sex happy
Like anything else there are good experiences and bad ones. We have the attitude of enjoying the good ones and forgetting the bad ones without drama. Rustlez, sounds like you have drama, so chill and look for some good experiences. Just move on from the negative effect of your bad experiences and have a good time. Who knows you might even meet and have the experience you seek.
I have to say, Rustiez, you have some balls. You are either very daring, or... something else. 
It is tough being a single male, or so we all hear. I feel for ya. But you probably are shooting yourself in the foot by posting anything even remotely inflammatory. I think I'd try to be as jovial and nice as possible if I were a single male, which thankfully I am not. I can post all kinds of shit, but luckily I have a super hot wife, so my shortcomings are most likely overlooked a lot of the time. "Eh, he's kind of a dick, but man, his wife is hot. Okay, let's go for it." Please don't post how many times you have all said that very statement, jerks.
Anyway, I agree with you that the Body Type thing is kind of ridiculous. ThisLilMiss is correct that we all have a different idea about what "Curvy" or "A little extra padding" is. It would be best to make the weight ranges smaller, like increments of 10, and get rid of the Body Type rating, so if you are very particular about body size, you can make that determination. I have said before that 5'2" and 400 pounds is not curvy or even a little extra padding, but it is what it is. As JayAndy275 said, "Let's face it, everyone wants to put their best foot forward but most people judge before they ever meet. There have been couples that based on their profile we didn't think we would be interested in that we love to be with, and others are just the opposite.". I totally agree. Sometimes you are surprised. But I also realize we can't waste our time on someone we know we will totally not be connected with. We have stopped looking very hard at couples that show 5% of their body, or some random pic, or no picture at all. Most of the time it is because they are not comfortable with their body, or think they will be judged. But really, once you meet someone, personality only goes so far. If you are totally not attracted to "x" body type, no amount of personality will fix that. But, there is someone for everybody, so best to be open and upfront.
So would it be great if everyone was totally honest and posted pics and stats that were, let's say, within 20% of reality? YES. But, it isn't reality, so buck up, spank one out to relieve some stress, and get back into the game. Best of luck.
Mr. SameRoomOnly
It is tough being a single male, or so we all hear. I feel for ya. But you probably are shooting yourself in the foot by posting anything even remotely inflammatory. I think I'd try to be as jovial and nice as possible if I were a single male, which thankfully I am not. I can post all kinds of shit, but luckily I have a super hot wife, so my shortcomings are most likely overlooked a lot of the time. "Eh, he's kind of a dick, but man, his wife is hot. Okay, let's go for it." Please don't post how many times you have all said that very statement, jerks. Anyway, I agree with you that the Body Type thing is kind of ridiculous. ThisLilMiss is correct that we all have a different idea about what "Curvy" or "A little extra padding" is. It would be best to make the weight ranges smaller, like increments of 10, and get rid of the Body Type rating, so if you are very particular about body size, you can make that determination. I have said before that 5'2" and 400 pounds is not curvy or even a little extra padding, but it is what it is. As JayAndy275 said, "Let's face it, everyone wants to put their best foot forward but most people judge before they ever meet. There have been couples that based on their profile we didn't think we would be interested in that we love to be with, and others are just the opposite.". I totally agree. Sometimes you are surprised. But I also realize we can't waste our time on someone we know we will totally not be connected with. We have stopped looking very hard at couples that show 5% of their body, or some random pic, or no picture at all. Most of the time it is because they are not comfortable with their body, or think they will be judged. But really, once you meet someone, personality only goes so far. If you are totally not attracted to "x" body type, no amount of personality will fix that. But, there is someone for everybody, so best to be open and upfront.
So would it be great if everyone was totally honest and posted pics and stats that were, let's say, within 20% of reality? YES. But, it isn't reality, so buck up, spank one out to relieve some stress, and get back into the game. Best of luck.
Mr. SameRoomOnly
EVILDOERS wrote:
OMG I'm so traumatized!!!!
Yeah we kinda figured.
Try rubbing one out. It always helps me feel better.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Try rubbing one out. It always helps me feel better.
Pictures or it didn't happen.....
What's with this assuming I don't/can't get laid?
ALWAYSFUNCPL wrote:
Wow. A arrogant profanity laced tirade is sure fire way to people to like you! NOT.
1. Accurately using a definition isn't arrogance.
2. If you're going to try to dis me at least do it with correct English.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
Why is Gizmo in that truck and what is that mean German man going to do with him?
As long as this is a bitch thread...to all you dumb fucks who don't know how to drive in the snow PLEASE put on your big girl panties and LEARN how to drive in the snow. Either that or just stay home and watch The View or Dr. Oz while the rest of us who have shit to do go do it. Thank you for your support. 
SAMEROOMONLY wrote:
I have to say, Rustiez, you have some balls. You are either very daring, or... something else.
Anyway, I agree with you that the Body Type thing is kind of ridiculous. ThisLilMiss is correct that we all have a different idea about what "Curvy" or "A little extra padding" is. It would be best to make the weight ranges smaller, like increments of 10, and get rid of the Body Type rating, so if you are very particular about body size, you can make that determination. I have said before that 5'2" and 400 pounds is not curvy or even a little extra padding, but it is what it is. As JayAndy275 said, "Let's face it, everyone wants to put their best foot forward but most people judge before they ever meet. There have been couples that based on their profile we didn't think we would be interested in that we love to be with, and others are just the opposite.". I totally agree. Sometimes you are surprised. But I also realize we can't waste our time on someone we know we will totally not be connected with. We have stopped looking very hard at couples that show 5% of their body, or some random pic, or no picture at all. Most of the time it is because they are not comfortable with their body, or think they will be judged. But really, once you meet someone, personality only goes so far. If you are totally not attracted to "x" body type, no amount of personality will fix that. But, there is someone for everybody, so best to be open and upfront.
So would it be great if everyone was totally honest and posted pics and stats that were, let's say, within 20% of reality? YES. But, it isn't reality, so buck up, spank one out to relieve some stress, and get back into the game. Best of luck.
Mr. SameRoomOnly
Rustiez...time to reread Sameroomonly's post....they are right. Sometimes not posting is best.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
Evil, the "mean German man" is into furries. Sorry, but it's true. And, because there are so few willing to have sex with an angry man, he gets frustrated and pulls out his dictionary. Instant grammar Nazi. It's an ugly cycle of abuse, really.
Well I'm certainly not going to vilify a man for enjoying a normal, healthy sexual outlet. On closer inspection I don't think that's Gizmo after all. I think it's actually some freak accident from the Build A Bear store. And speaking of freak accidents, you should see the uncut director's version of 'Rudolf, The Red Nosed Reindeer'. Those misfit toys weren't misfit because they were broken. They're ALL kinds of freaky naughty pervy and were banished to that island (the same one Ted Cruz plans to send swingers after he's elected) so they wouldn't pervert the rest of society. You don't EVEN want to know what Charlie-In-The-Box does inside his box with Dolly and Spotted Elephant!
Now you have me secretly hoping Ted Cruz does get elected, imagine all the sexxxy folks "banished " to an island. Don't threaten me with a good time!
Fine POSSIBITITYS but YOU have to be in charge of shoveling the sidewalks and keeping the hot tubs HOT...if memory serves that fucking island was like near the North Pole. If Trump is elected, word is that all swingers will be exiled to Atlantic City to work in forced servitude at one of his dumpy casinos...except for the hot foreign ones who will be placed in a special waiting area for when he needs a new trophy wife. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Fine POSSIBITITYS but YOU have to be in charge of shoveling the sidewalks and keeping the hot tubs HOT...if memory serves that fucking island was like near the North Pole. If Trump is elected, word is that all swingers will be exiled to Atlantic City to work in forced servitude at one of his dumpy casinos...except for the hot foreign ones who will be placed in a special waiting area for when he needs a new trophy wife.
Yes, the same Donald Trump who said his daughter had a great body and if he wasn't her father he'd probably date her.......shudder.
Don't mind me I'm just sitting back enjoying all the assumptions.
RUSTIEZ wrote:
Don't mind me I'm just sitting back enjoying all the assumptions.
We weren't.
EVILDOERS wrote:RUSTIEZ wrote:
Don't mind me I'm just sitting back enjoying all the assumptions.
We weren't.
Oh my bad, those "masturbate cause he can't get laid cause he's single" jokes never happened...
RUSTIEZ wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=RUSTIEZ]Don't mind me I'm just sitting back enjoying all the assumptions.
We weren't.
Oh my bad, those "masturbate cause he can't get laid cause he's single" jokes never happened...
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Au contraire mon frere. Simply said that when I get frustrated it helps if I choke the proverbial chicken and suggested it might help you feel better since you seem quite on edge. But if it makes you feel better you can just keep riding this train. Personally I'd take SAMEROOMONLY's advice and call it a day. The old adage 'any publicity is good publicity' doesn't quite work in swinging.
Can't we all just get along?????
GOODFUN2 wrote:
Can't we all just get along?????
Wtf do you THINK we're doing? My god, man, look at that cute little kitty...and Charlie Brown and Snoopy hugging. If we get along any better we'll all start singing Kumbaya and diddling each other.
I missed something here stupid work drug me away.
EVILDOERS wrote:GOODFUN2 wrote:
Can't we all just get along?????
Wtf do you THINK we're doing? My god, man, look at that cute little kitty...and Charlie Brown and Snoopy hugging. If we get along any better we'll all start singing Kumbaya and diddling each other.
Or am orgy with all the single guys blowing each other will happen.
RUSTIEZ wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=GOODFUN2]Can't we all just get along?????
Wtf do you THINK we're doing? My god, man, look at that cute little kitty...and Charlie Brown and Snoopy hugging. If we get along any better we'll all start singing Kumbaya and diddling each other.
Or am orgy with all the single guys blowing each other will happen.[/quote]
Whatever floats yer boat.
That is so photoshopped that she could be anyone. Mildrid from the bayou, who wrestles gators for a living.