Tired of not getting your fair share of hot nasty swinger sex? Sick of flakes and fakes who don't show up while your poor balls turn bluer and bluer? Feel like skipping the Habits 'meat market' and just staying home and binge watching all nine seasons of Matlock but you're just so HORNY? Have we got a solution for YOU!
Swinging Alternative
Swinging Alternative
So if a single dude buys one of those machines, in your opinion can he now get a couples profile? If so with the machine being of Chinese manufacture and design can he list it as Asian? Is he able to list it as a her? If all of that were to happen according to the profile picture agreement should the new "couple" not be allowed to let the orifice, or mechanical genitalia, on the machine, be in their primary profile picture? Also, should the machine be required to be at least 18 years old?
Whoa slow down there, DELICIOUS. One thing at a time. Couples profile? Sure...if he can dress up the machine convincingly or at least Photoshop pics of it to look like a reasonable facsimile of a woman. I'm okay with the Asian thing too, especially if it can effect a cute accent. It IS a her by virtue of having an 'innie' instead of an 'outtie', duh! But hopefully someone will make a 'bi' machine with 'equipment' for the enjoyment of both sexes. Then we're cookin' with gas (in the vernacular of my uncle) and have us a real orgy on tap!
How many machines make up an orgy? And is it still swinging if it is ALL robot-sucking machines and no humans? I'm so confused, and somewhat aroused.
We better be careful or next thing you know Sybian machines will start breeding with these Sperm extractors and parent a race of sexy Cylons that will take over control of all the parties and the site itself.
Oh what the hell, the more the merrier! This the season.
The sybian terminator...
We looked at purchasing one of the dandy little devices for Burning Man this year. They were running $3,000. So if they come down we most likely will snag one as a party novelty.
Simples
Simples
They're only like $799 on AliExpress....if you buy a minimum of 500. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
They're only like $799 on AliExpress....if you buy a minimum of 500.
Now that could be an interesting franchise opportunity. If you add a credit card reader and charge a few bucks, these could go on train platforms and at the airport. I mean, think about how much you could make when a plane is delayed? You have to do something to fill that time, right?