So I have it on fairly good authority that Heidi, Heid, Heidster's little news story about how fucking AWESOME swinging is, has brought us a rather large influx of single guys (well, single for the purposes of swinging anyway) who are either admittedly married or leave enough red flags (few to no pics, circuitous ways of contacting and/or meeting them, etc.) to pretty much erase all doubt. So...what do you think?
1) Nope, haven't really noticed any more 'doods' around here than normal. Maybe I'm just not their demographic. *shrug*
2) Jesus Christ on a cracker! They're literally oozing out of the woodwork and have no fucking clue what they're doing and no right to be here. Grab some torches and pitch forks!
3) Meh, the more the merrier. Don't care if they're married, dating, or cohabitating with a transgender platypus. More dick for ME!
4) Most of 'em are okay...'cept maybe for that cheating part. I could do without the one's reciting LDS scripture extolling polygamy, however.
5) Don't worry, soon they'll convince their eternal companions at home to join us in holy swingtrimony and swinging will become even more epic than ever here in Zion.
6) A silly little news story that nobody 'cept us watched couldn't get a bunch of horny married men to risk having a free trial membership on Swingular could it?
7) Naw, it's your imagination. Since Ashley Madison all the married doods are back happily enjoying married vanilla sex.
8) Who gives a fuck? It's snowing. Wax up those boards!
9) We should pay Heidi back by giving her an anonymous 'tip' about the post lunch 'nooner' orgies on the upper floors of the church office building.
10) Shhhhh, don't bug me. I just ordered some pizzas to get ready for the big Republican debate on tv. Trump/Palin 2016!
12) LOL...jokes on them doods cuz they're gonna have ta post a pic of 40% of their body to start a profile. Or at least I HOPE they are. Hey ADMIN. How will this new/old rule work with new trial membership profiles? Do they HAVE to post a photo even if they're just passin' thru lookin' for some free nookie?
13) Add your poll choice here__________.
14) Oops, forgot the new Swingular category. "Married Playing Single" (suggested by one of our illustrious unicorns).
1) Nope, haven't really noticed any more 'doods' around here than normal. Maybe I'm just not their demographic. *shrug*
2) Jesus Christ on a cracker! They're literally oozing out of the woodwork and have no fucking clue what they're doing and no right to be here. Grab some torches and pitch forks!
3) Meh, the more the merrier. Don't care if they're married, dating, or cohabitating with a transgender platypus. More dick for ME!
4) Most of 'em are okay...'cept maybe for that cheating part. I could do without the one's reciting LDS scripture extolling polygamy, however.
5) Don't worry, soon they'll convince their eternal companions at home to join us in holy swingtrimony and swinging will become even more epic than ever here in Zion.
6) A silly little news story that nobody 'cept us watched couldn't get a bunch of horny married men to risk having a free trial membership on Swingular could it?
7) Naw, it's your imagination. Since Ashley Madison all the married doods are back happily enjoying married vanilla sex.
8) Who gives a fuck? It's snowing. Wax up those boards!
9) We should pay Heidi back by giving her an anonymous 'tip' about the post lunch 'nooner' orgies on the upper floors of the church office building.
10) Shhhhh, don't bug me. I just ordered some pizzas to get ready for the big Republican debate on tv. Trump/Palin 2016!
12) LOL...jokes on them doods cuz they're gonna have ta post a pic of 40% of their body to start a profile. Or at least I HOPE they are. Hey ADMIN. How will this new/old rule work with new trial membership profiles? Do they HAVE to post a photo even if they're just passin' thru lookin' for some free nookie?
13) Add your poll choice here__________.
14) Oops, forgot the new Swingular category. "Married Playing Single" (suggested by one of our illustrious unicorns).
Number 2. We have had a few already. And one that we confirmed is married and lying about it.
Yes...number 2...lots of random views and interest by single males and "couples" with no pics. LOL
Of all the words I don't read on Swingular, oozing is in the top worst. Wrap it up, dammit!!
#2 for me as well; 'But why won't you fuck me, isn't this a site for unsatisfied married men to get fucked w/o having to get a hooker?' Such confusion, much horny.
While the appeal escapes me personally, I'm sure there's a niche market for married men fucking around and being walking, talking, fibbing bags of fetid trash; but as always when it comes to men w/o a female partner on here, there's more supply than demand.
#2 for me as well; 'But why won't you fuck me, isn't this a site for unsatisfied married men to get fucked w/o having to get a hooker?' Such confusion, much horny.
While the appeal escapes me personally, I'm sure there's a niche market for married men fucking around and being walking, talking, fibbing bags of fetid trash; but as always when it comes to men w/o a female partner on here, there's more supply than demand.
From my perspective (as a Recovering Mormon) If you have to remove your garments for me to blow ya in your truck- you're harming your mental health and family situation (the church gets in your head really deep).. And it's a huge turn-off. Those who know so little about their own desires that they accept a double life will not find peace in a choice to experiment with swinging. And no amount of random hookups will resolve testimony vs testosterone arguments.