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Heidi Snatch?
do you want a couple that will go on camera that has been in this lifestyle for 18 years that can go toe to toe your relationship or your TV therapist contact us.
c&k
WATERCOUPL wrote:

do you want a couple that will go on camera that has been in this lifestyle for 18 years that can go toe to toe your relationship or your TV therapist contact us.
c&k


Careful. Heidi attended SUU. And that therapist studied at BYU-Hawaii AND the U of U. Pretty sure we're outmatched by the sheer intellectual Mormon-ness of this dynamic duo.

Hey Heidi Heid Heidster, how about an expose' of Joseph Smith's many many wifeys (including the wives of some of his bros that he sent overseas on missions) If JS wasn't THE original swinger I don't know who was. I figure I totally got the swinging gene from my polygamous Mormon forefathers.
(KUTV) What's the key to a happy marriage?
(KUTV) What's your thoughts on kissing in public?
(KUTV) What's your thoughts on public sex sites and STD's
(KUTV) What's your thoughts on the dark side of a happy marriage?

well hello Heidi Hatch, what's next to see on (KUTV)?
EVILDOERS wrote:

WATERCOUPL wrote:

do you want a couple that will go on camera that has been in this lifestyle for 18 years that can go toe to toe your relationship or your TV therapist contact us.
c&k


Careful. Heidi attended SUU. And that therapist studied at BYU-Hawaii AND the U of U. Pretty sure we're outmatched by the sheer intellectual Mormon-ness of this dynamic duo.

Hey Heidi Heid Heidster, how about an expose' of Joseph Smith's many many wifeys (including the wives of some of his bros that he sent overseas on missions) If JS wasn't THE original swinger I don't know who was. I figure I totally got the swinging gene from my polygamous Mormon forefathers.


Yes! Absolutely where this lifestyle originated! Bwaahaaahaa!
MYOHMY wrote:

Well, to all the weak Mormon newcomers who were so erotically-titillated at the story, they just couldn't keep their little fingers from typing in this forbidden address, who do you think might have inspired your dirty, adulterous, fornicating lusts and swollen naughty parts? Could it be... hmm... I don't know....

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LMAO! Classic!
Bee tee dub. if anyone decides to dress as Heidi Hatch for Halloween they get a million extra bonus points and HAVE to post pics of their costume!


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So if you love someone you don't want to have sex with another person??? Since when is that even a little true. Anyone in a relationship that denies finding someone else attractive and yes, possibly even fantasize about what that person is like in bed,is just lying. Just listening to "Susan", there were so many obvious problems in her marriage before. She hoped it would save her marriage. She found her husband 's account and then went along with it. Their marriage was dead before swinging. I thought the story sounded like those horror stories the gym teacher tells you in sex Ed "if you have sex before marriage you will get pregnant and you will die!" You can't use swinging as an excuse for everything wrong I your life. your failed marriage that was already falling apart. She blames the lifestyle for her divorce, being excommunicated (granted if you tell the church leader that you are a swinger, what did she really expect), getting an std (always use condoms but be ready to accept that there is still a risk. Your an adult you made a choice, accept it), going to rehab and alcoholism (yes alcohol is available but you don't have to drink or overindulge). Her little blurb at the end about going into it with a strong relationship isn't enough. She needs to do an actual story painting the truth and not just A horror story of someone with a bad experience trying to get back at the lifestyle for "not getting picked"
EVILDOERS wrote:

Bee tee dub. if anyone decides to dress as Heidi Hatch for Halloween they get a million extra bonus points and HAVE to post pics of their costume!


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Guess it's off to the paint aisle at Lowe's for me.
Hmmmm I dunno. She may already HAVE something special in her stocking...or her boxer briefs. I've seen WAY more convincing drag queens at the annual City Weekly Drag Queen Pageant.

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SIREROS wrote:

Yes....i knew that I had seen Mr.Hatch around the traps he ...err she..has a killer short game


You sayin' Heidi ain't packin'? How many inches do you consider "short"? Them's fightin' words down here at Club Jam.

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Wow.. that story was VERY good for business here on Swingular...

My data is showing that typically, on an average day, Swingular picks up 10 to 15 new signups.... But in the last 2 days, that number has jumped to over 50 a day.
To be fair, at least a dozen of those accounts are probably Heidi's hubby trying out a bunch of different types of accounts and hitting several demographics to see which one will get him laid.



And the rest are probably Rod Decker and Dave Fox. Fox is SUCH a slut!
EVILDOERS wrote:

To be fair, at least a dozen of those accounts are probably Heidi's hubby trying out a bunch of different types of accounts and hitting several demographics to see which one will get him laid.



And the rest are probably Rod Decker and Dave Fox. Fox is SUCH a slut!

If they can talk Dave Nemeth into joining, I'd hit it like an angry fist of god. That silver fox's halogen-like blue eyes have held me in thrall since he was on air in Detroit during the last epoch; I'd know those peepers anywhere. Bumped into him at a suburban mall and all I could do was gawk when he met my gaze.
PS, Hi Dave! Vanity Googling, huh?
Okay Nemeth is all yours but who's gonna take one for the team and shag Randall Carlisle? Not to mention those little twin Hobbits separated at birth, Keith McCord and Marcos Ortiz?