...going to be for your local Halloween swinger party?
1) Nuthin! Ain't gonna dress up like anything! NO MORE COSTUMES! Not no way, not no how!
2) Whatever silly emasculating costume my wife picks out for me.
3) I always wear the same costume every year...raincoat, dark socks and shoes...nothing else. Guess what I am.
4) This year I'll be going as my favorite historical figure, Biggus Dickus. *snicker*
5) I'll be going topical this year. I'm gonna be Trump 2016! Wait'll you see my sexy comb over.
6) Whatever costume will get me laid!
7) I'm furiously dieting and working out so I can go buck naked!
8) Yep, I'm going as LORD Godiva again this year.
9) We didn't get invited to any Halloween party this year.
Well, except for one at our ward.
10) I'm recycling my ComicCon costume...sexy, anatomically correct Chewbacca. I mean really...Wookies don't have big hairy dicks? C'mon, Lucas, make an X-Rated Star Wars sequel! Bestiality is hot!
11) Don't care...as long as it shows off my sweet new penis tat.
1) Nuthin! Ain't gonna dress up like anything! NO MORE COSTUMES! Not no way, not no how!
2) Whatever silly emasculating costume my wife picks out for me.
3) I always wear the same costume every year...raincoat, dark socks and shoes...nothing else. Guess what I am.
4) This year I'll be going as my favorite historical figure, Biggus Dickus. *snicker*
5) I'll be going topical this year. I'm gonna be Trump 2016! Wait'll you see my sexy comb over.
6) Whatever costume will get me laid!
7) I'm furiously dieting and working out so I can go buck naked!
8) Yep, I'm going as LORD Godiva again this year.
9) We didn't get invited to any Halloween party this year.
Well, except for one at our ward. 10) I'm recycling my ComicCon costume...sexy, anatomically correct Chewbacca. I mean really...Wookies don't have big hairy dicks? C'mon, Lucas, make an X-Rated Star Wars sequel! Bestiality is hot!
11) Don't care...as long as it shows off my sweet new penis tat.