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Best Genie Story Ever
A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, The
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest
house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that
was done:
Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near
the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, all those houses, and lifetime membership to swingular.
What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!
besides, Ill run the camera."
So they all went upstairs and the woman and the genie spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding," he said."Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still
believe in genies ?"
Sorry its so long but it made us laugh...
A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, The
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest
house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that
was done:
Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near
the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, all those houses, and lifetime membership to swingular.
What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!
besides, Ill run the camera."
So they all went upstairs and the woman and the genie spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding," he said."Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still
believe in genies ?"
Sorry its so long but it made us laugh...
oooh
bi
chew
fun night?
Sandwich anyone
Lacka
Tricks
HMo's
Clean undies
bye
About all I can add( this is not aimed at anyone in particular)
daa
fread again
watch out
if this was in all cars
very true
and we thought we had stress
sad but thats how the law is written if you enjoy sex and get caught
don't beg
moosed
whipped
Futurama girls
flinstone pics
flinstone pics
i know, those are great! where do they come from????
now this is one heck of a toast
lara croft
tits
Humor
if it was up to men
anytime suck
females watch out next time
stress
The Quick and The Dead (BeatleJuice)
Maleboro Lights
Nature Strikes Back
lol
here's one....
Got to love Rednecks
kids
got wine
need one
lol
would you run
hunter
hehehehehe
woooohhhooooooooooooo
any takers?
lmao...okay!
new monopoly cards
McSex
Anyone up for some Jetsons.
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1 more
New Pill
Hot Sauce
:l
tired...
What are you thinking?
reaper
golf
Clean Pussy
Don't know if this is a repeat
Nurse
:$:
i like that in a guy
play naked!
out of order
Stones
Stinky finger
Smokey
best costume
blonde moment
irs
left me
hi honey
change plz
nice udders
toon
glow worm
LOL
:z
found on ebay
absolut
this one is kinda gross, it's a gif hope it works
age
notice
thing
angel
how to...
new hot dog cooker
mmm makes me hungry lol