...disappointed that the world didn't end tonight with the SuperHarvestBlood Moon? I mean I was out in my yard in just a pair of skimpy shorts (mosquitos are assholes btw) with a big vat of Astroglide waiting to offer my devirginizing services to all the hot little Mormon virgins who surely wouldn't want to die without experiencing sex...and, nothin'. 
1) That's what you get, Evil, for believing in all that end of the world bullshit.
2) Oh don't you worry, the Apocalypse IS coming and YOU my 'Evil' friend are gonna FRY in that old lake of fire and brimstone!
3) Yeah we were gonna bang a bunch of virgins too but got distracted watching reruns of "Sister Wives" on TLC.
4) Fucking clouds made it almost impossible to see. FUCK clouds!
5) Everybody knows that the end of the world will be one ginormous nuke dropped on us by Iran. Thanks, Obama.
6) I know, huh? Lemme go read Revelations again and I'll get back to you on when it's REALLY gonna happen.
7) You mean it didn't end? Great now I have to go to work tomorrow...after calling my boss a "ginormous twatwaffle with ass herpes" when I left on Friday.
8) Great, now I guess I'll have to get a flu shot this year. Thanks again, Obama.
9) The end of the world will happen on November 9th 2016 when Obama declares martial law and himself emperor and Grand Poo Bah and Muslim in Chief of Amerikastan. Thanks, Grand Poo Bah Obama!
10) On the bright side, now that the world didn't end, the liquor stores will be open tomorrow.
11) So I suppose the clock is ticking again on all of us being forced to gay marry.
12) Shit, I have SO many checks to stop payment on the second the bank opens in the morning.
13) Woo hoo! We WILL get to see who wins Dancing With The Stars.
14) Okay my diet starts for REAL...first thing tomorrow.
15) Oh oh...I think I'm probably gonna be in trouble for all those swinging pics I posted on my 'family' Facebook page.
1) That's what you get, Evil, for believing in all that end of the world bullshit.
2) Oh don't you worry, the Apocalypse IS coming and YOU my 'Evil' friend are gonna FRY in that old lake of fire and brimstone!
3) Yeah we were gonna bang a bunch of virgins too but got distracted watching reruns of "Sister Wives" on TLC.
4) Fucking clouds made it almost impossible to see. FUCK clouds!
5) Everybody knows that the end of the world will be one ginormous nuke dropped on us by Iran. Thanks, Obama.
6) I know, huh? Lemme go read Revelations again and I'll get back to you on when it's REALLY gonna happen.
7) You mean it didn't end? Great now I have to go to work tomorrow...after calling my boss a "ginormous twatwaffle with ass herpes" when I left on Friday.
8) Great, now I guess I'll have to get a flu shot this year. Thanks again, Obama.
9) The end of the world will happen on November 9th 2016 when Obama declares martial law and himself emperor and Grand Poo Bah and Muslim in Chief of Amerikastan. Thanks, Grand Poo Bah Obama!
10) On the bright side, now that the world didn't end, the liquor stores will be open tomorrow.
11) So I suppose the clock is ticking again on all of us being forced to gay marry.
12) Shit, I have SO many checks to stop payment on the second the bank opens in the morning.
13) Woo hoo! We WILL get to see who wins Dancing With The Stars.
14) Okay my diet starts for REAL...first thing tomorrow.
15) Oh oh...I think I'm probably gonna be in trouble for all those swinging pics I posted on my 'family' Facebook page.
Not a full blood moon so you still have time to get laid as much as you can tell it does.
16: Hell, I didn't even know it was supposed to end. Nobody ever tells me anything.
Wow, are we out of the religious loop. Never even heard of this prophecy. If the rapture did hit, there's a lot of people still here that thought that they were supposed to be on the first bus!!!
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:UTARD61 wrote:
Wow, are we out of the religious loop. Never even heard of this prophecy. If the rapture did hit, there's a lot of people still here that thought that they were supposed to be on the first bus!!!
I know that WE were disappointed.
We're always on the last bus for most things anyways... Besides, if some of the people in this state are on the first bus, I think I'd rather stay with the fun people left behind!