Hey, any of you fine fellas wanna help DP/tag team the missus? It's been her fantasy to take two for a long time, but sadly all we have is me and a cucumber.
Hey don't totally discount that cucumber. It will definitely show up. It's already hard and STAYS hard. It won't say or do anything weird or inappropriate. It doesn't have any weird sex diseases. In fact it's healthy for you...lots of vitamins and minerals and stuff. You can even make a lovely salad out of it when you're finished. I've heard, wouldn't know myself, that cucumbers taste WAY better than dicks. They come in different sizes and shapes so you can change things up if you want or just find the perfect fit...like Cinderella. Oh, and it's already ribbed (well, bumpy) for her pleasure. And if you don't like salad you can make it into a bong after you're done. And you can grab a zucchini if you're feeling extra kinky. 
Evil, it sounds like you're practicing risky veggie sex again. You think that you don't have to worry about the lowly little cucumber but do you really want to risk getting salmonella from unprotected cuke banging??
And also thinking it stays hard??? Ha, I say. It's not much better than that Saturday's Voyeur banana after a little vigorous dp'ing.
Gords. Now that's where it's at!
And also thinking it stays hard??? Ha, I say. It's not much better than that Saturday's Voyeur banana after a little vigorous dp'ing.
Gords. Now that's where it's at!
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:
Evil, it sounds like you're practicing risky veggie sex again. You think that you don't have to worry about the lowly little cucumber but do you really want to risk getting salmonella from unprotected cuke banging??
And also thinking it stays hard??? Ha, I say. It's not much better than that Saturday's Voyeur banana after a little vigorous dp'ing.
Gords. Now that's where it's at!
Locally sourced, organic only! None of those illegal veggies.
Good lucking filling all the holes in the roster. Would love to help out but there is a distance factor.
Was the cucumber ribbed for her pleasure?
DANISHDAME wrote:
Hey, any of you fine fellas wanna help DP/tag team the missus? It's been her fantasy to take two for a long time, but sadly all we have is me and a cucumber.
I (Mr) would be happy to help, I am in Richfield sometimes. Send me a message if interested
