Which political candidate do you think would be most swinger friendly?
1) Duh, Trump. Fucker's been married...a LOT, to like supermodels...and likely is banging a few on the side. He'd totally be down with swinging.
2) Bernie Sanders. I mean think about it...socialism? Sharing EVERYTHING in society...including each others spouses? Socialism is ALL about swinging!
3) Hilary. She was totally cool with Bill gettin' a little head in the Oval Office so she'd be fine with leaving all us nasty swingers to our own devices.
4) Mike Huckabee. Cuz...well, cuz...I dunno, maybe somethin' to do with the Bible and concubines or something. Or maybe something to do with Duggars? Fine, that one's a stretch.
5) Cruz or Rubio. Hot Latin lovers, need I say more?
6) This is by FAR the stupidest poll yet, Evil. Politics is serious business and I for one can't wait to exercise my right as a citizen to vote...and maybe have a post-election orgy at my house.
7) Rand Paul. Hey, he says he's a Libertarian or a librarian (librarians are HOT!) or something so he'd be down with a little wife swapping.
8) Carly Fiorina. Yeah she's one hot babe and I can tell she wants it BAD!
9) Lindsey Graham. Cuz, well cuz he's prolly at LEAST bi.
10) I dunno. Probably one of those total kooks running on like the Constitution or Green party tickets. Some of those guys look like they live in a cave or a box under the viaduct.
1) Duh, Trump. Fucker's been married...a LOT, to like supermodels...and likely is banging a few on the side. He'd totally be down with swinging.
2) Bernie Sanders. I mean think about it...socialism? Sharing EVERYTHING in society...including each others spouses? Socialism is ALL about swinging!
3) Hilary. She was totally cool with Bill gettin' a little head in the Oval Office so she'd be fine with leaving all us nasty swingers to our own devices.
4) Mike Huckabee. Cuz...well, cuz...I dunno, maybe somethin' to do with the Bible and concubines or something. Or maybe something to do with Duggars? Fine, that one's a stretch.
5) Cruz or Rubio. Hot Latin lovers, need I say more?
6) This is by FAR the stupidest poll yet, Evil. Politics is serious business and I for one can't wait to exercise my right as a citizen to vote...and maybe have a post-election orgy at my house.
7) Rand Paul. Hey, he says he's a Libertarian or a librarian (librarians are HOT!) or something so he'd be down with a little wife swapping.
8) Carly Fiorina. Yeah she's one hot babe and I can tell she wants it BAD!
9) Lindsey Graham. Cuz, well cuz he's prolly at LEAST bi.
10) I dunno. Probably one of those total kooks running on like the Constitution or Green party tickets. Some of those guys look like they live in a cave or a box under the viaduct.
Truly frightening. Who's the unicorn with him? She looks familiar some how.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Truly frightening. Who's the unicorn with him? She looks familiar some how.
Good eye! Dan Quayle.
Speaking of Dan, whatever happened to him? Is it true he went back to grad school to finish his double PhD in Particle Physics and Animal Husbandry?