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Alien Sex Dildo/Egg laying Toy
1) Wtf?!!?
2) Yeah we have one...two actually.
3) I wonder if it comes in 'alien green'?
4) Great. Now I'll have Alien Resurrection nightmares tonight. Thanks Evil.
5) Fucked up doesn't even BEGIN to describe that.
6) Looks like a pretty straight forward fetish to me.
7) Now I've seen everything.
8) Very hot. Where can I get one?
9) Will it fit in my ass? Cuz this is one anal obsessed man!
10) Evil, do you even have a JOB or is your job posting fucked up shit? (And how much does it pay?... cuz I'm looking.)
11) I'll bet I know what's gonna be in Mrs. Evil's stocking come Christmas morning.
12) Big deal. I modified my daughter's Baby Alive doll to do kinkier stuff than that!
13) Yeah, I think I'll just stick with my Rabbit or Hitachi.
14) Does it come with an adapter to fit on our Sybian?
15) Finally SOMEONE understands my normal sexual needs!
Alien Sex Dildo/Egg laying Toy
1) Wtf?!!?
2) Yeah we have one...two actually.
3) I wonder if it comes in 'alien green'?
4) Great. Now I'll have Alien Resurrection nightmares tonight. Thanks Evil.
5) Fucked up doesn't even BEGIN to describe that.
6) Looks like a pretty straight forward fetish to me.
7) Now I've seen everything.
8) Very hot. Where can I get one?
9) Will it fit in my ass? Cuz this is one anal obsessed man!
10) Evil, do you even have a JOB or is your job posting fucked up shit? (And how much does it pay?... cuz I'm looking.)
11) I'll bet I know what's gonna be in Mrs. Evil's stocking come Christmas morning.
12) Big deal. I modified my daughter's Baby Alive doll to do kinkier stuff than that!
13) Yeah, I think I'll just stick with my Rabbit or Hitachi.
14) Does it come with an adapter to fit on our Sybian?
15) Finally SOMEONE understands my normal sexual needs!
16) You would have to use the Vulcan nerve pinch, before you put that thing, anywhere, in either one of us.
17) What did I just see...and how can I unsee it?
#1 and #10
#18:
We have 6 chickens of various breeds and sizes, so we get eggs of different colors and sizes, if you need them. Just think, you could hard boil and deshell them and I'm sure they'd work fine. Then wifey could just load up at night, and serve hubby breakfast in bed every morning, instead of having to get up and mess around with kitchen stuff. Assuming it's her that normally does the cooking. If he's usually the cook, though, I fear she'd have to have a fetish of another type altogether to benefit from breakfast in bed.
We have 6 chickens of various breeds and sizes, so we get eggs of different colors and sizes, if you need them. Just think, you could hard boil and deshell them and I'm sure they'd work fine. Then wifey could just load up at night, and serve hubby breakfast in bed every morning, instead of having to get up and mess around with kitchen stuff. Assuming it's her that normally does the cooking. If he's usually the cook, though, I fear she'd have to have a fetish of another type altogether to benefit from breakfast in bed.
WHAT THE?
Does it bite?
Ok IN_UR_DREAMS with your sick sense of humor give me your honest opinion of that thing.do a good job and you might get that collar you want. HAHA
Does it bite?
Ok IN_UR_DREAMS with your sick sense of humor give me your honest opinion of that thing.do a good job and you might get that collar you want. HAHA
It looks like someone cute off a hand, and attached the end of an elephant's trunk to it. Chimeric species now eh? Chimerophilia. Sweet.