Yes I am obsessed with posterior affection because I want what we
I enjoy looking at and grabbing a nice ass but I don't like having anal sex. Some anal play maybe but with my finger and tongue right after a shower.
So long as I can fuck his ass first we're Kool and The Gang. That's what I say when I guys asks if we can 'try anal'.
I mean, I've never done it before but how bothersome could it be, really?
I mean, I've never done it before but how bothersome could it be, really?
CHEFFETTE wrote:Well that made me think twice about it LOL
So long as I can fuck his ass first we're Kool and The Gang. That's what I say when I guys asks if we can 'try anal'.
I mean, I've never done it before but how bothersome could it be, really?
Butt posted as a joke so don't be to hard on me "K"
UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:Well that made me think twice about it LOL
So long as I can fuck his ass first we're Kool and The Gang. That's what I say when I guys asks if we can 'try anal'.
I mean, I've never done it before but how bothersome could it be, really?
At your age I hope like hell that's not the first time you've thought twice about what anal might feel like when you're asking to do it to someone else. Just b/c women have two larger orifices doesn't mean they act/feel the same or they're interchangeable.
We know full well what you want when you suggest anal; we're probably as bored of you as you are of us.
Dunno what the problem is here but most of the gals we know love it
CHEFFETTE
Let's say I had my share but never had the courage to ask. They asked me.
First experience was a little nurve wrecking but somehow I got over it.
Let's say I had my share but never had the courage to ask. They asked me.
First experience was a little nurve wrecking but somehow I got over it.
Patients is a virtue, all good things come to those that don't ask.
Honestly I think men are "obsessed" because it's considered forbidden. Personally I've never seen what the big deal is. Anatomically, anal sex as compared to vaginal sex is like the difference between getting a handjob with just the thumb and forefinger making a circle and a handjob with all the fingers coming into play. Other than the mental forbidden fruit factor it simply doesn't feel as good as vaginal sex to me. YMMV
And patients are always a virtue, if you're a doctor.
And patients are always a virtue, if you're a doctor.
Never played doctor but did have a nurse once.
As much as it pains me to say, I have to agree with EVILDOERS in that the main attraction with anal sex is the perceived forbidden nature of it. I will admit that I do like anal sex because of that, but take that away and it really is nothing special. I will also say that I never ask my girl to do it and it has to be her choice.
It seems the more you comment the more you contradict what you are saying in the previous post, Utahcouple. You say, "But from what I understand it
Thanks CHEFFETTE I can't get this out of my head now.
And no question it's always the womans choice.
And no question it's always the womans choice.
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High speed lane changes r the best!!!
As for anal sex.. Guess the fun in it is because most women wont let u do it.. So u always want want u cant have.. Or it tends to give better visuals in doggy style.. Cool points for girls who can get off while someone is dirt diggin!!..
And it comes in handy when there is 2 to 3 dicks around and just one lady..problem solved
As for anal sex.. Guess the fun in it is because most women wont let u do it.. So u always want want u cant have.. Or it tends to give better visuals in doggy style.. Cool points for girls who can get off while someone is dirt diggin!!..
And it comes in handy when there is 2 to 3 dicks around and just one lady..problem solved
EVILDOERS wrote:For me..sort of the same...yep. Mr TiffnD
Honestly I think men are "obsessed" because it's considered forbidden. Personally I've never seen what the big deal is. Anatomically, anal sex as compared to vaginal sex is like the difference between getting a handjob with just the thumb and forefinger making a circle and a handjob with all the fingers coming into play. Other than the mental forbidden fruit factor it simply doesn't feel as good as vaginal sex to me. YMMV
And patients are always a virtue, if you're a doctor.
[quote=DEEPMOAN]It seems the more you comment the more you contradict what you are saying in the previous post, Utahcouple. You say, "But from what I understand it
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VILDOERS do you have a comment on the post sure we would love to hear it.
Evil have you ever not trashed someones forum, just curious.
"Like I said earlier this is for humour..."
Well carry on Evil your negative attitude about everything doesn't bother me at all, after all it is who you are.
So the other day....Thought it would be fun to be the man for the day. Was watching a show on Showtime about popping a finger in when you orgasm. This was referred as good things for the men on T.V. So right smack in the middle of the highlight of our blissful sex and right as he was about to CUm....Stuck my thumb in his bum. Long story short....No one wants thumbs in their bums.
This is a nonsense fantasy and, it is not my favorite sexual act. More for the fact as it is controlling at best. Unless the Women says you can! Most of what you men are saying is making me want to stick a thumb up your bum too! If you won't do it then don't expect someone else to do it!!!
Remember asking is always better then trying to stick it in without permission. RUDE!!!
(Just because you use lube does not mean it feels good. Let's not make lube the main event. It is much better when relaxed...if not relaxed then no anal...Lube wont fix this problem. After all your ass lets things out not in. ER at the hospital could tell you how often they see broken rectums.)
This is a nonsense fantasy and, it is not my favorite sexual act. More for the fact as it is controlling at best. Unless the Women says you can! Most of what you men are saying is making me want to stick a thumb up your bum too! If you won't do it then don't expect someone else to do it!!!
Remember asking is always better then trying to stick it in without permission. RUDE!!!
(Just because you use lube does not mean it feels good. Let's not make lube the main event. It is much better when relaxed...if not relaxed then no anal...Lube wont fix this problem. After all your ass lets things out not in. ER at the hospital could tell you how often they see broken rectums.)
One time by accident and with a little to much force this happened, now that didn't go over to well.
Negative attitude?!!? If you knew me you'd know that the last thing I have is a negative attitude. Yes I make fun of shit and definitely don't take life, or swinging, that seriously. I always look for the humor (even if it's completely sophomoric) in things and unfortunately that seems to piss a few people off. I'm sorry if I unintentionally offended you. It's always intended humorously. Sadly some people see ANY disagreement with their viewpoint as an ad hominem attack. I have to get some work done now so you can just go ahead and enjoy your bully pulpit (I promise I won't post anymore in your "forum") and post all the memes you want.
Evil, you ever consider your humour is not only hurtful to some but also chases them away, for instance why do you give me shit every time I post none of it makes me laugh, and almost always it has nothing to do with the thread your on. But maybe if you keep it up I'm so sensitive I will leave. NOT, so feel free to carry on mister humour.
I have to say in defense of myself there are three things I will respond to.
One is if you trash someone by name. If you have a problem with someone take it to the admin because all you do is hurt both parties, how do I know if what you say is real or not.
Two if you give some stupid answer to someone new that will piss me off, we were all new at one time so think how you would feel with your comment when new.
Three you make a direct comment or joke to me I will respond funny or not. Other than that I respect anyones point of view like on this post, I have said nothing negative to anyone on this post and will not, Yes I think I'm funny at times but it's never directed an anyone personally unless I know them and usually myself. 513
One is if you trash someone by name. If you have a problem with someone take it to the admin because all you do is hurt both parties, how do I know if what you say is real or not.
Two if you give some stupid answer to someone new that will piss me off, we were all new at one time so think how you would feel with your comment when new.
Three you make a direct comment or joke to me I will respond funny or not. Other than that I respect anyones point of view like on this post, I have said nothing negative to anyone on this post and will not, Yes I think I'm funny at times but it's never directed an anyone personally unless I know them and usually myself. 513
[quote=UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY][quote=DEEPMOAN]It seems the more you comment the more you contradict what you are saying in the previous post, Utahcouple. You say, "But from what I understand it
Isn't it really about choice? Men maybe "obsessed" but it's a woman's right!
CANDJ23 wrote:
High speed lane changes r the best!!!
As for anal sex.. Guess the fun in it is because most women wont let u do it.. So u always want want u cant have.. Or it tends to give better visuals in doggy style.. Cool points for girls who can get off while someone is dirt diggin!!..
And it comes in handy when there is 2 to 3 dicks around and just one lady..problem solved
What problem? If there's extra dicks there's extra holes a few inches away from each of them; I say it's a prime opportunity for a baby elephant walk.
EVILDOERS wrote:
"Like I said earlier this is for humour..."
ALL THE INTERNETS HAVE BEEN WON BY YOU KIND GOOD SIR.
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Hi sweet stuff! I am absolutely NOT interested in having chocolate on my cock. Im just interested in the OPPOSITE SEX.....and having oral sex....not the pillow biting messy painful unsanitary anal. Love ya!
Are you referring to the OP? Nevermind, none of my business. Don't ask, don't tell. To answer the OP's question, yes, apparently at least ONE man is obsessed with anal sex.
EVILDOERS wrote:You make me laugh so hard it gave me hemroids.
Are you referring to the OP? Nevermind, none of my business. Don't ask, don't tell. To answer the OP's question, yes, apparently at least ONE man is obsessed with anal sex.
Wow, sorry about that. What are hemroids? Do they hurt as much as hemorrhoids? You prolly should lay off anal sex until they're healed.
UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:
Thanks CHEFFETTE I can't get this out of my head now.
And no question it's always the womans choice.
I love giving anal sex, but I love taking a strap-on as much or maybe even more!
Women can orgasm from anal sex as one earlier post indicated. It takes a while to get to that point in your sexual relationship if you care to keep trying to work towards it. Some women cannot get over the initial uncomfortable feeling when first trying. This is perfectly understandable. Some women can never probably get there but some women can orgasm from properly done anal sex later on. The use of an enema bag beforehand can make it perfectly clean for your partner. Another next step for some women/couples is DP. The full-feeling orgasms from DP can be incredible. Some couples and women don't care to ever get to these play scenarios and that is just fine. There are plenty of other fun things to do. Just be careful not to act as an authority on the subject if you haven't been there or tried much.
I for one, am not obsessed with anal sex. I am obsessed with vaginal sex & highly interested in oral sex. Anal sex does not appeal to me.
Different strokes for different folks.
Different strokes for different folks.
DPs!!!! Yaaaay!!! Love 2 cocks in me
Double anal is the bomb!
And yes I know that whatever fucking twatwaffle created that meme doesn't know the fucking difference between you're and your. He or she should be euthanized! 
...or have that Klingon shoulder pinch thingy done on them.
...or have that Klingon shoulder pinch thingy done on them.
CHEFFETTE wrote:
So long as I can fuck his ass first we're Kool and The Gang. That's what I say when I guys asks if we can 'try anal'.
I mean, I've never done it before but how bothersome could it be, really?
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EVILDOERS wrote:
And yes I know that whatever fucking twatwaffle created that meme doesn't know the fucking difference between you're and your. He or she should be euthanized!
...or have that Klingon shoulder pinch thingy done on them.
Evil, sorry to call you out on this, but it is a Vulcan neck pinch that knocks you out.
Klingons just gut you with those triple blade knives they carry.
LLAPGOODFUN2 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
And yes I know that whatever fucking twatwaffle created that meme doesn't know the fucking difference between you're and your. He or she should be euthanized!
...or have that Klingon shoulder pinch thingy done on them.
Evil, sorry to call you out on this, but it is a Vulcan neck pinch that knocks you out.
Klingons just gut you with those triple blade knives they carry.
Are you sure? Then what do Ewoks do? I'm so confused. Fucking Romulans and Ferengi have got me all flustered. So do Asgardians like or dislike ass sex?
EVILDOERS wrote:GOODFUN2 wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS]And yes I know that whatever fucking twatwaffle created that meme doesn't know the fucking difference between you're and your. He or she should be euthanized!
...or have that Klingon shoulder pinch thingy done on them.
Evil, sorry to call you out on this, but it is a Vulcan neck pinch that knocks you out.
Klingons just gut you with those triple blade knives they carry.
Are you sure? Then what do Ewoks do? I'm so confused. Fucking Romulans and Ferengi have got me all flustered. So do Asgardians like or dislike ass sex?
[/quote]They have ASSgardian ass-to-ass sex.
"They have ASSgardian ass-to-ass sex."
Is that sorta like some reverse Human Centipede? You are sick. SICK I tell you! Nay, sick and DISGUSTING!
Is that sorta like some reverse Human Centipede? You are sick. SICK I tell you! Nay, sick and DISGUSTING!
one of the advantages of being distressingly average cock sized I guess. My wife likes anal sex, and can orgasm from it even without digital stimulation. it took some time, and we started with a well lubed finger, you also have to be so gentle about it, she has to be very horny, very wet and in the right mood but she often askes me to fuck her in the ass, and she cums more easily if I have even at least a finger in her butt when I'm stimulating her.
as far as fairplay, she has asked to try the reverse, and I agreed, she uses her finger when she's blowing me and gently massages my prostate, it makes me cum HUGE and she likes it. Sometimes when she's in a playful mood, she will blow me and get me all revved up, get me super horny, then use a finger and make me cum without touching my penis at all, she'll massage my prostate till I just cum everywhere. It's super odd to come without her touching my cock. She giggles and thinks it's hilariousl
as far as fairplay, she has asked to try the reverse, and I agreed, she uses her finger when she's blowing me and gently massages my prostate, it makes me cum HUGE and she likes it. Sometimes when she's in a playful mood, she will blow me and get me all revved up, get me super horny, then use a finger and make me cum without touching my penis at all, she'll massage my prostate till I just cum everywhere. It's super odd to come without her touching my cock. She giggles and thinks it's hilariousl
No. Not really
QUIETSHOOTER wrote:
one of the advantages of being distressingly average cock sized I guess. My wife likes anal sex, and can orgasm from it even without digital stimulation. it took some time, and we started with a well lubed finger, you also have to be so gentle about it, she has to be very horny, very wet and in the right mood but she often askes me to fuck her in the ass, and she cums more easily if I have even at least a finger in her butt when I'm stimulating her.
as far as fairplay, she has asked to try the reverse, and I agreed, she uses her finger when she's blowing me and gently massages my prostate, it makes me cum HUGE and she likes it. Sometimes when she's in a playful mood, she will blow me and get me all revved up, get me super horny, then use a finger and make me cum without touching my penis at all, she'll massage my prostate till I just cum everywhere. It's super odd to come without her touching my cock. She giggles and thinks it's hilariousl
I nodded a lot at what you've written! I'm incredibly turned on and happy to accommodate my partner's personal anal desires; it always makes the experience more intense and I'm game if it makes them happy. Neither of us are trying to negotiate w/ the other to get what we want at a cost to them b/c that's not fun to me. I ask them outright if that's something they're interested in and frankly, I keep my pinky nails short for just such an occasion, should it arise. But if I ask and they say no that topic's over as far as I'm concerned.
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Ok so ya I posted this but mostly out of fun.
Well since my buddy posted one of his comments suggesting I'm the only male on the planet ever interested in it I decided to find medical numbers to prove how wrong he was. Well I didn't get that far but instead found information I didn't know about, I always assumed if you were clean and very careful it was a risk but OK. Uneducated me this is what I found and the fact I put someone at that much risk really sucked on my part.
Anal Sex: A Dangerous Trend
Anal sex has historically been taboo in many cultures.
Well since my buddy posted one of his comments suggesting I'm the only male on the planet ever interested in it I decided to find medical numbers to prove how wrong he was. Well I didn't get that far but instead found information I didn't know about, I always assumed if you were clean and very careful it was a risk but OK. Uneducated me this is what I found and the fact I put someone at that much risk really sucked on my part.
Anal Sex: A Dangerous Trend
Anal sex has historically been taboo in many cultures.
So it still appeals to me just a lot less likely to go there now. And since I evperienced a perforated colon yrs ago and know what thats like I can't help myself from joking around. Nothing like a nice ass.
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