Dust comes out when you Ejaculate
Someone mentions the word "Bucket" and your mind automatically goes to cum bucket
Auto correct continually tries to fix "cream" to "creampies"
Porn hub is your home page
You accidentally call Sasha grey your girlfriend
The buttplug, vibrator, whip, and nipple clamps are permanent accessories on your nightstand
You think 50 shades of grey was a teen romance novel
You often think "so what? I watched that like... 5 times yesterday alone" during random vanilla discussion about them being "appalled" by something.
What can you come up with? Please add.
Someone mentions the word "Bucket" and your mind automatically goes to cum bucket
Auto correct continually tries to fix "cream" to "creampies"
Porn hub is your home page
You accidentally call Sasha grey your girlfriend
The buttplug, vibrator, whip, and nipple clamps are permanent accessories on your nightstand
You think 50 shades of grey was a teen romance novel
You often think "so what? I watched that like... 5 times yesterday alone" during random vanilla discussion about them being "appalled" by something.
What can you come up with? Please add.
You think two girls one cup is tame
When u develop carpal tunnel in ur wrist without a desk job..
If u can name more than 10 pornstars off the top of ur head..
U need to have porn on in background while having sex..
If u know what atm, the chili dog, the Cleveland steamer, the Houdini, or the angry dragon are without googling it...
If u can name more than 10 pornstars off the top of ur head..
U need to have porn on in background while having sex..
If u know what atm, the chili dog, the Cleveland steamer, the Houdini, or the angry dragon are without googling it...
You hear back ground music and say this sounds like the song from, and you know what movie it was in and who the actors where.
...you can tell by quantity, consistency, color and shot placement, which actor just unloaded on the cute girl's face.
The calluses on your hands match the ones on your genitalia
Wait......it's a problem??
You leave the gyno feeling conned and Unsatisfied.
You have a special ipad that no one else knows about
It takes you 3 hours of browsing videos to find one you haven't seen
You have a special ipad that no one else knows about
It takes you 3 hours of browsing videos to find one you haven't seen
Are you confessing Fuckchastity? Is this a plea for help? Want the number to my support group?
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
Are you confessing Fuckchastity? Is this a plea for help? Want the number to my support group?
No, lol. This is just for fun. My chastity and I love watching porn together