Luckily, there's the internet and the ability of women to search same for what they DO feel they want to watch. I can neither confirm nor deny that the search terms they cite as being popular are those I've searched for myself... But my favorite Tumblr is Fuck Yeah Friendly Fire.
That FYFF site is hot!
Biased article. No category for ass or face slapping, hair pulling, or spitting in mouth. Also not one mention of midget bondage. Upon closer inspection it appears that article originated in the UK where they routinely engage in "dogging" (I assume that's having intercourse with a pet canine) and "shagging" (not sure what that is but it sounds unsanitary at best). 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Biased article. No category for ass or face slapping, hair pulling, or spitting in mouth. Also not one mention of midget bondage. Upon closer inspection it appears that article originated in the UK where they routinely engage in "dogging" (I assume that's having intercourse with a pet canine) and "shagging" (not sure what that is but it sounds unsanitary at best).
You're so pretty. :strokes sweaty hairs from Evil's pasty forehead:
Thanks, doll. *scrapes my man gak off of CHEFETTE's upturned face with a rusty old spatula*
(And my forehead is actually not pasty. Got sunburned hiking last weekend so it's red, itchy and peeling. I knew I should have worn my Hello Kitty beach hat.)
(And my forehead is actually not pasty. Got sunburned hiking last weekend so it's red, itchy and peeling. I knew I should have worn my Hello Kitty beach hat.)
Still on vacation
XANADUME wrote:
That FYFF site is hot!
We will check that out! Thanks
XANADUME wrote:
That FYFF site is hot!
We love the site as well! We want to know more about what your favorite "topics" are...
I thought this was porn for women:
Chefette interesting find haha!
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
I thought this was porn for women:
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No cheese plate? Your argument is invalid.
Sweet site ~ Thanks
CHEFFETTE wrote:JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
I thought this was porn for women:
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[video]
No cheese plate? Your argument is invalid.
What kind of cheese? Domestic, imported, or a mix? How about a mix of fruits to compliment the cheese?
No fruits! This is a hetero website. Sorry. Could I interest you, maybe, in some bestiality...or some polygamists?
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
[quote=JEFFSMITH1972]I thought this was porn for women:
[video]
[video]
No cheese plate? Your argument is invalid.
What kind of cheese? Domestic, imported, or a mix? How about a mix of fruits to compliment the cheese?[/quote]
Gouda cheese to other Gouda cheese : "Did you hear that mango tell me they liked my rind? It thinks the hickory rub really makes it shine!"
There's only one cheese good enough to make it into my porn; Beehive Cheese. (Is really a cheese maker, is not a sexy Tumblr, sorry.)
CHEFFETTE wrote:
Gouda cheese to other Gouda cheese : "Did you hear that mango tell me they liked my rind? It thinks the hickory rub really makes it shine!"
There's only one cheese good enough to make it into my porn; Beehive Cheese. (Is really a cheese maker, is not a sexy Tumblr, sorry.)
I'm acquainted with Beehive cheese. Yes, they are tasty. But have you tried Kerrigold? Yancy's Fancy? Kirkland brand Costco Cheeses?
EVILDOERS wrote:
No fruits! This is a hetero website. Sorry. Could I interest you, maybe, in some bestiality...or some polygamists?
The last time I said yes, you were the star. I'm sorry, but watching you, the Octopus, and 4 platypi just doesn't do it for me. Give me Mrs. Evil and it's a deal!
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:I have; Kerrigold's Dubliner is wonderful, as dry as it ought to be and sharp as a knife. Kirkland's cheeses are more than acceptable for a store brand (though the Publix brand cheeses are as good if not better, pity you can't run out and buy them); Yancy's Fancy sounds like a racehorse.CHEFFETTE wrote:
Gouda cheese to other Gouda cheese : "Did you hear that mango tell me they liked my rind? It thinks the hickory rub really makes it shine!"
There's only one cheese good enough to make it into my porn; Beehive Cheese. (Is really a cheese maker, is not a sexy Tumblr, sorry.)
I'm acquainted with Beehive cheese. Yes, they are tasty. But have you tried Kerrigold? Yancy's Fancy? Kirkland brand Costco Cheeses?
:insert, "I'll show YOU a racehorse!" joke here:
Perhaps it's confirmation bias but I think Beehive's use of local ingredients makes them taste better, fresher. The squeaky cheese especially is a delight. Likewise w/ the constantly-evolving line from Hive Winery in Layton; wonderful use of local produce makes for fantastic ciders, meads and melomels that are tremendously flavorful. (It helps they let you sample up to five bottles at a time.)
I'll go to Miami and grab some Publix. Thank you for the hive winery suggestion.
But I do suggest you try some Yancey's Fancey, they had an excellent chastinet: http://www.yanceysfancy.com/content/images/products/Chastinet.jpg
But I do suggest you try some Yancey's Fancey, they had an excellent chastinet: http://www.yanceysfancy.com/content/images/products/Chastinet.jpg
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
No fruits! This is a hetero website. Sorry. Could I interest you, maybe, in some bestiality...or some polygamists?
The last time I said yes, you were the star. I'm sorry, but watching you, the Octopus, and 4 platypi just doesn't do it for me. Give me Mrs. Evil and it's a deal!
Not until you can assure me that pic isn't your weenus...or something that fell off of it.
And Beehive cheese is totes the bee's knees. But Boar's Head is quite yummy in a pinch.
EVILDOERS wrote:JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS]No fruits! This is a hetero website. Sorry. Could I interest you, maybe, in some bestiality...or some polygamists?
The last time I said yes, you were the star. I'm sorry, but watching you, the Octopus, and 4 platypi just doesn't do it for me. Give me Mrs. Evil and it's a deal!
Not until you can assure me that pic isn't your weenus...or something that fell off of it.
And Beehive cheese is totes the bee's knees. But Boar's Head is quite yummy in a pinch.[/quote]
If you're referring to his profile pic, it's a cannoli. It's essentially a pastry filled w/ cheesecake.
Yes I know it's cannoli. 
And if it actually had cheesecake in the filling instead of some vile concoction made with mascarpone (Satan's smegma) cannoli might be edible.
And if it actually had cheesecake in the filling instead of some vile concoction made with mascarpone (Satan's smegma) cannoli might be edible.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Yes I know it's cannoli.
And if it actually had cheesecake in the filling instead of some vile concoction made with mascarpone (Satan's smegma) cannoli might be edible.
You shut your whore mouth about mascarpone.
There's a reason it sounds similar to 'masturbate'. If I ran Gitmo I'd use the threat of making them eat mascarpone instead of waterboarding to extract secret information.
Oh please Evil. You know you want to lick my cannoli 'til the mascarpone explodes all over you. You want to bathe in my mascarpone! You wish you could cum Mascarpone, but you don't have the balls!
Not if your's was the last cannoli on earth. Sorry, brah. Homie don't play dat. I don't swing (or anything else) that way. But don't give up. I'm sure there are plenty of dudes around who'd lick it and/or let you lick theirs. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Not if your's was the last cannoli on earth. Sorry, brah. Homie don't play dat. I don't swing (or anything else) that way. But don't give up. I'm sure there are plenty of dudes around who'd lick it and/or let you lick theirs.
Did I say I wanted that?
Not in so many words, but your imagery was rife with homoerotic undertones. Enjoy your cannoli. I'm having delicious kouign-amann with my espresso this morning. 
