Happy Pie 'n Beer Day all you naughty people. Please down a cold one in honor of your pioneer forebears (or four bears depending on your species) as all the beer they had on the trek westward was warm Old Milwaukee Light. Can you imagine going without cold beer all the way from Missouri to Utah? I mean yeah, they had lots of hot young wives to fuck but you can get really dehydrated fucking in the back of a hot wagon and then have to try to cool off with warm shitty grocery store beer. 
The thought of it as described is just overwhelming. Please find another way to put a positive spin on beer and pie. How about a cold dark ale while getting a blow job or sipping a nice pilsner while eating pussy and letting the flavors intermingle. See what I mean.
Oh yea, they must just celebrate that in Utah. In Texas it was national Tequila day yesterday. We celebrated with fajitas and margaritas....always makes us want to get naked.