It is amusing to me how many of the "must have 8inches to ride this" there are out there. You don't want someone tiny right, but who needs 8 inches if the guy knows how to hit your G-Spot in missionary position. Amiright?
Just like a big weenus, this thread will look WAY better in 3D.
It's like going out to dinner, you feel cheated if you don't feel full
sometimes smaller is good, mrs fun4us likes smaller for oral and anal, but sometimes she wants the good stuff when she just wants to get fucked and filled. so a time and place for all lol
Im ok with not a huge dick, because really We can only handle so much dick inside us but there is a fine line of to small and to big. A guy can be on the smaller side and be just amazing at sex, if not better than someone with an 8" who thinks pounding you feels so good because he is so huge.
So size does matter and to small to me and most women would be finger size. No joke met a guy who had a pinky in place of his dick. Too sad to laugh about it
So size does matter and to small to me and most women would be finger size. No joke met a guy who had a pinky in place of his dick. Too sad to laugh about it
That is why I ordered a detachable penis... I have several sizes that ladies can request. It makes it nice for both of us. Plus, when one wears out, I can just slap another one on there and I am good to go again... GO GO Gadget-Dick!!! (Wouldn't that be awesome? We could find the perfect size for each girl. Apple had better get started on creating this. The iDick. If only Steve Jobs had lived a little longer.)
My Mrs always tells me it's not about length, it's the girth that matters. Girth is what gives her that full feeling. So I guess the question is, would you rather have a 5" penis with the girth of a beer can, or an 8" penis with the girth of a hot dog?
So this is our take on this, we have experienced the old "you have to have the cock of a dessert burro to ride this" what they are really saying in a polite way is that they aren't interested and you are never hitting that. Just our two cents
Are we going to keep ignoring the elephant (no pun intended) in the room? That's the ginormous, cavernous hoo haw that would swallow whole any dick no matter the size as well as any other nearby object that isn't bolted down? 
EVILDOERS wrote:
Are we going to keep ignoring the elephant (no pun intended) in the room? That's the ginormous, cavernous hoo haw that would swallow whole any dick no matter the size as well as any other nearby object that isn't bolted down?
Are we bringing your mother into this discussion, Trebek?
Hmmmm, now this is about to get interesting ~ ~ ~
CHEFFETTE wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Are we going to keep ignoring the elephant (no pun intended) in the room? That's the ginormous, cavernous hoo haw that would swallow whole any dick no matter the size as well as any other nearby object that isn't bolted down?
Are we bringing your mother into this discussion?
Shit just got real.
WEARECURIOUS wrote:
My Mrs always tells me it's not about length, it's the girth that matters. Girth is what gives her that full feeling. So I guess the question is, would you rather have a 5" penis with the girth of a beer can, or an 8" penis with the girth of a hot dog?
Well I'm almost the same length as I am in girth, and I'm well above average on length so....
Size may be GOOD SOMETIMES BUT WHENEVER I HAVE SEX WITH WIFE I DO MY BEST TO GET HER OFF ORAL GSPOT AT LEAST 3 TIMES BEFORE SHE EVER TOUCHES MY DICK.
I HAVE A 7.5 INCH COCK LIKE VIBRATOR THAT I USE ON HER WHENEVER I'M GETTING HER OFF AND SHE CAN TAKE IT ALL IN AND CUM AT THE SAME TIME
I think that as long as both parties are fulfilled size really shouldn't matter...I've been with guys that are the finger sized but let me tell you what he lacked in length and girth he definitely made up with in his oral skills!! To each their own though!
Like said before, if we are going to judge men on their size we also need to start judging women on how tight or loose they are. If women can insist on a size then men should be able to insist to not be with "a hotdog down a hallway".
TEAMDP wrote:
Like said before, if we are going to judge men on their size we also need to start judging women on how tight or loose they are. If women can insist on a size then men should be able to insist to not be with "a hotdog down a hallway".
Insist away. See how that works out for you. With women being internal, men being external, you are fighting a hopeless battle.
DEEPMOAN wrote:TEAMDP wrote:
Like said before, if we are going to judge men on their size we also need to start judging women on how tight or loose they are. If women can insist on a size then men should be able to insist to not be with "a hotdog down a hallway".
Insist away. See how that works out for you. With women being internal, men being external, you are fighting a hopeless battle.
And good luck to anyone w/ a hot dog who thinks they get to pick elasticity or lack thereof in any bun. Buns can find hot dogs a whole lot easier than the other way around.
RUSTIEZ wrote:WEARECURIOUS wrote:
My Mrs always tells me it's not about length, it's the girth that matters. Girth is what gives her that full feeling. So I guess the question is, would you rather have a 5" penis with the girth of a beer can, or an 8" penis with the girth of a hot dog?
Well I'm almost the same length as I am in girth, and I'm well above average on length so....
^NOT trying to impress people much, are we? I have an average sized dick. My wife comes every time. EVERY TIME. She comes before I do. EVERY TIME. That's how you treat a lady. To the tiny guys: There are ways to please her that don't involve your penis. To the huge guys: Most women don't like being jackhammered while you say "You like that baby? Oh yeah!" for the 2 minutes that you last before you come. To 99% of the guys that we have fucked: There are two parts you are not aware of - the clitoris and the G-spot - your dick size means nothing since you can't find the erogenous zones. To women with large vaginas: I never had a problem making you come, and your vaginas were awesome.
HOTCOUPLE_SLC wrote:RUSTIEZ wrote:
[quote=WEARECURIOUS]My Mrs always tells me it's not about length, it's the girth that matters. Girth is what gives her that full feeling. So I guess the question is, would you rather have a 5" penis with the girth of a beer can, or an 8" penis with the girth of a hot dog?
Well I'm almost the same length as I am in girth, and I'm well above average on length so....
^NOT trying to impress people much, are we? I have an average sized dick. My wife comes every time. EVERY TIME. She comes before I do. EVERY TIME. That's how you treat a lady. To the tiny guys: There are ways to please her that don't involve your penis. To the huge guys: Most women don't like being jackhammered while you say "You like that baby? Oh yeah!" for the 2 minutes that you last before you come. To 99% of the guys that we have fucked: There are two parts you are not aware of - the clitoris and the G-spot - your dick size means nothing since you can't find the erogenous zones. To women with large vaginas: I never had a problem making you come, and your vaginas were awesome.[/quote]
You know what they say about people who make assumptions right?
CHEFFETTE wrote:DEEPMOAN wrote:
[quote=TEAMDP]Like said before, if we are going to judge men on their size we also need to start judging women on how tight or loose they are. If women can insist on a size then men should be able to insist to not be with "a hotdog down a hallway".
Insist away. See how that works out for you. With women being internal, men being external, you are fighting a hopeless battle.
And good luck to anyone w/ a hot dog who thinks they get to pick elasticity or lack thereof in any bun. Buns can find hot dogs a whole lot easier than the other way around.[/quote]
Cheaper perhaps, but not necessarily easier. I guess your premise might be true if you don't really care too much about the quality of the hot dog (for example if it's made with discarded pork remnants or is 100% all beef Kosher...or if it's past it's expiration date or attached to a total douchecopter) I maintain that with the right kind of incentive/bait (money, prestige, etc.) it's often easier for the hot dog to find a bun. I just Googled "escort agencies Utah" and not one of the results had any "hot dogs". Only "buns". A buddy of mine was a session guitarist in California for many years and he did numerous summer tours with a variety of bands. Despite not really being a member of any band or a name anyone would recognize he easily managed to have his choice of nubile young "fans" on any given night. But go ahead and enjoy your free hot dogs.
This has turned into a bit of a pissing contest for you guys. like one of the last couples/men stated, he is perfectly sized for his wife, cums every time, of course they are in love and being in love with your husband does make him perfect for her.. just like other husbands are perfect for their wives. would imagine the wives are like myself, having a physical attraction is one thing, having an emotional as well, makes my partners perfect every time as well. personally I would assume there is a connection with the other women he makes cum as well, I don't go looking for a random guy to fuck me where the only thing we have is a physical attraction. I prefer meeting a couple/husband/wife where an emotional connection can be made, thus making her husband perfect, also making his wife perfect. I can be involved in an experience with a couple where more than one man is involved other than her husband, that is our experience or fantasy fulfillment. her and I don't pick another man based on his size, for me, she has suggested him to me to be involved in our fantasy fulfillment, knowing my gf/wife has a connection with him, makes me have a connection with me on that level. I don't think mine looks like a hallway, that has to be one of the grossest sayings I have ever heard, and you guys get fairly raunchy at times. my .02cents
Think we'll go to Orlando
MOAN,
So you're saying you'd rather have a "quality" hot dog like maybe these...
...over something that, say, RC Willey would serve customers on any given Saturday (it's a regional furniture store known for giving away free hot dogs...the Mormons here often take their quivers of kids over for a free lunch).
And we're just kiddin' around about all the other stuff so don't take any of it too seriously because I certainly don't.
So you're saying you'd rather have a "quality" hot dog like maybe these...
...over something that, say, RC Willey would serve customers on any given Saturday (it's a regional furniture store known for giving away free hot dogs...the Mormons here often take their quivers of kids over for a free lunch).
And we're just kiddin' around about all the other stuff so don't take any of it too seriously because I certainly don't.
We don't understand why men obsess over penis size or why others feel the need to belittle others about penis size, vaginal taughtness ( or lack there of ). We say if everybody is into it and it feels good fucking enjoy it!
yeah. whet he said?
EVILDOERS wrote:
MOAN,
So you're saying you'd rather have a "quality" hot dog like maybe these...
...over something that, say, RC Willey would serve customers on any given Saturday (it's a regional furniture store known for giving away free hot dogs...the Mormons here often take their quivers of kids over for a free lunch).
And we're just kiddin' around about all the other stuff so don't take any of it too seriously because I certainly don't.
What a great picture - like someone had a package of amazing Kobe frankfurters and thought, 'I could put these in a refrigerator but instead I'm going to lay them on a random piece of slate, just cuz. And then I'll put the slate and frankfurters on my garage floor in dim light, b/c why wouldn't I?' Totally legit.
This conversation is heartening.
Personally I like 6" to 7" cocks with average girth. Any larger than that can be come painful after a while and any smaller, well I'm sure you know. Haha.
Also, nothing sexier than a good looking penis. T.
Also, nothing sexier than a good looking penis. T.
UTAH_GIRL wrote:
Personally I like 6" to 7" cocks with average girth. Any larger than that can be come painful after a while and any smaller, well I'm sure you know. Haha.
Also, nothing sexier than a good looking penis. T.
Utah Girl you just made 90% of the guys on here smile real big! lol You are stunning by the way...had to throw that in!
UTAH_GIRL wrote:
I couldn't agree with that statement more Utah, when a man takes off his pants and you get your first glance, certainly you can be excited seeing a sexy looking cock. Prefer darker, well manscaped, preferable some what erect, if you are taking your pants off with me, hopefully you are excited like I would be if things are heading that way, instead of flaccid cock that you can't see clearly through your ball fro!
DEEPMOAN wrote:
This has turned into a bit of a pissing contest for you guys. like one of the last couples/men stated, he is perfectly sized for his wife, cums every time, of course they are in love and being in love with your husband does make him perfect for her.. just like other husbands are perfect for their wives. would imagine the wives are like myself, having a physical attraction is one thing, having an emotional as well, makes my partners perfect every time as well. personally I would assume there is a connection with the other women he makes cum as well, I don't go looking for a random guy to fuck me where the only thing we have is a physical attraction. I prefer meeting a couple/husband/wife where an emotional connection can be made, thus making her husband perfect, also making his wife perfect. I can be involved in an experience with a couple where more than one man is involved other than her husband, that is our experience or fantasy fulfillment. her and I don't pick another man based on his size, for me, she has suggested him to me to be involved in our fantasy fulfillment, knowing my gf/wife has a connection with him, makes me have a connection with me on that level. I don't think mine looks like a hallway, that has to be one of the grossest sayings I have ever heard, and you guys get fairly raunchy at times. my .02cents
Well put Deep
.. Though I've been told I'm hung like a Swamp Donkey.. The Captain sez: Its not the size of the boat... Nor the motion of the Ocean.. Its if one can stay "in Port" long enough to get his passengers off quickly! 
PEACE~
PEACE~Deepmoan has made some valid points and is just being truthful. I have found life is but an adventure and if size is the only thing you are bring to the plate than most often the woman will not be impressed at the end. My wife has been with different sizes and has enjoyed them all but also has been with a rather large gentlemen but he was unable to please her. She also knows one that gets her juice following just by being in the room and it's not the size that matter to her (ever though he does have large penis) but the way he treats her and make her feel desired.
At what point does a dude's (and/or a lady's) beer belly start to subtract from the size of the weenus? We were at the Red Rooster many years ago and happened to walk by a room where a gentleman was showing his rather large penis to an appreciative young lady. They started to fool around and soon she was begging him to "fuck (her) with (his) big dick". Did I mention that they both looked like they enjoyed the ubiquitous Las Vegas all you can eat buffets, a LOT? It was interesting to see them trying out various positions to try to be able to get his Johnson all the way into her vagina without running into one or more, uh, obstacles. They finally settled for a sort of modified doggy style with his "tummy" resting on her buttocks and, I assumed were finally successful in achieving full penetration. So should we maybe start talking about pee pee size in terms of "net" length?
EVILDOERS wrote:You're just saying that cause I lost a half an inch to my circumcision. *runs to his bedroom and cries like a baby*
At what point does a dude's (and/or a lady's) beer belly start to subtract from the size of the weenus? We were at the Red Rooster many years ago and happened to walk by a room where a gentleman was showing his rather large penis to an appreciate young lady. They started to fool around and soon she was begging him to "fuck (her) with (his) big dick". Did I mention that they both looked like they enjoyed the ubiquitous Las Vegas all you can eat buffets a lot? It was interesting to see them trying out various positions to try to be able to get his Johnson all the way into her vagina without running into one or more, uh, obstacles. They finally settled for a sort of modified doggy style with his "tummy" resting on her buttocks and, I assumed were finally successful in achieving full penetration. So should we maybe start talking about pee pee size in terms of "net" length?
MORKANDMINDY wrote:
South Park discovered the problem...
...the dilemma...
And finally...
... and the ultimate solution.
So all of the very angry people saying terrible things about like the SCOTUS decisions this week have micro penises? It would seem that Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee have especially small penises. Of course I haven't heard Rush Limbaugh's thoughts. I wonder if he will be especially angry too? I'd really like to know where I fall on the scale so I know if I should sell my car and buy a big truck, a sports car, or a Hummer. Do big motorcycles also assuage the pain of micro penis? What about big guns? I've always heard they were sort of phallic symbols. I just thank Jesus for the Surgeon General and her foresight in helping our country heal by moving the curve (no pun intended) downward. Oh shit, I just remembered, I hate American Apparel. I'm doomed.
As a male who has had to question and evaluate the length and perceived desirability of my reproductive device over my life, I have come to realize that A-I do not need to drive a huge monster truck with testicles hanging from the rear bumper. B-I don't have to be frustrated because there is 1/3 of my length that stays dry and never gets to enter the promised land. My average and well manscaped best friend is just right. Not to big, not too small, not too skinny, not too fat and it certainly doesn't bend or lean to the side and it doesn't look like its been abused 30 times a day for 4 decades. A little help from our friends at Levitra and I'm Tarzan.....ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh beating on my chest......knocking over lamps and fascinating me for hours.
When it is the size of a pacifier. That is a little too small for anyone....maybe Oral will be your best move....Check Mate!!!
ive been know to hit your G-Spot in missionary position lol like of you said its how you use it
Evildoers thanks again and again for your special brand of smart-ass-smartassness. We love you guys. - m&m
Just to be clear, "smart-ass-smartassness" does NOT denote excess anger and any associated micro penile type issues.
A co workers wife told him that for every ten pounds in weight he lost his dick would be a 1/2 inch longer. That was his explanation for why he was on a diet.
Vaginas are only classified as cavernous if they echo at least three times when you yell, "Who's your daddy?" into them.
Cockumentary
EVILDOERS wrote:
At what point does a dude's (and/or a lady's) beer belly start to subtract from the size of the weenus? We were at the Red Rooster many years ago and happened to walk by a room where a gentleman was showing his rather large penis to an appreciative young lady. They started to fool around and soon she was begging him to "fuck (her) with (his) big dick". Did I mention that they both looked like they enjoyed the ubiquitous Las Vegas all you can eat buffets, a LOT? It was interesting to see them trying out various positions to try to be able to get his Johnson all the way into her vagina without running into one or more, uh, obstacles. They finally settled for a sort of modified doggy style with his "tummy" resting on her buttocks and, I assumed were finally successful in achieving full penetration. So should we maybe start talking about pee pee size in terms of "net" length?
I knew there was a reason the Red Robin in Layton seemed unsanitary.
Agreed, DEEPMOAN'S pic has me drooling a bit myself! To the OP's question. My hubby is at the lower end of average and he has had no problem satisfying me for over 30 years. Not only with oral and manual skills but also learning how and when to move(and not move). That said I had my baby maker removed in my mid 20's and ever since I have been able to accommodate much larger cocks. Hubby still satisfies me completely and that's why when I choose to play I look for men with large cocks. Also since most cocks tend to get wider at the base and I am able to accommodate the length now I really do like a man that can pound it hard and deep.
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MrsTj