So this time of year we always start hearing about more and more camping meets and events. We've never participated because first, we aren't big campers and second, we've always worried about keeping clean enough while enjoying the great outdoors. So those who DO camp AND swing at the same time, what's your secret? How do you stay squeaky clean while romping around enjoying mother nature?
1) We don't. Funky fucking is WAY underrated.
2) Easy. We have a ginormous motorhome with 4 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths and a fold out bidet station.
3) Nope. Sorry. For us, roughing it is staying in a Holiday Inn Express.
4) Two words. Wet Wipes.
5) We just rinse off in the nearest river or creek.
6) Hiking in 5 inch 'catch me fuck me' heels totally sucks.
7) We have a solar powered pube trimmer.
8) The dirtier the better...literally.
9) We don't actually fuck while camping.
10) Camping and swinging do NOT mix.
11) Who cares about hygiene? I HATE mosquito bites on my junk!
1) We don't. Funky fucking is WAY underrated.
2) Easy. We have a ginormous motorhome with 4 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths and a fold out bidet station.
3) Nope. Sorry. For us, roughing it is staying in a Holiday Inn Express.
4) Two words. Wet Wipes.
5) We just rinse off in the nearest river or creek.
6) Hiking in 5 inch 'catch me fuck me' heels totally sucks.
7) We have a solar powered pube trimmer.
8) The dirtier the better...literally.
9) We don't actually fuck while camping.
10) Camping and swinging do NOT mix.
11) Who cares about hygiene? I HATE mosquito bites on my junk!
There's a Skeeter on My Peter
How about number 12. We know someone who has number 2. A big azz Moho to use.
we like to go to the lake, bottle of nature friendly shampoo and a swim make ya feel oh so good.usually
we like to go to the lake, bottle of nature friendly shampoo and a swim make ya feel oh so good.usually
3) Nope. Sorry. For us, roughing it is staying in a Holiday Inn Express
So I submit 3a, For me, roughing it is staying at a hotel that doesn't have 24 hour room service.
So I submit 3a, For me, roughing it is staying at a hotel that doesn't have 24 hour room service.
5 and 8! The 8 might be more figurative than literal though!!! Mrs. FUN
Nobody has mentioned bug/mosquito bites on their naughty bits so I'm thinkin' you've either blocked out the horrific memory or you're camping out mostly in Walmart parking lots. 
"There are probably more dangerous perils day or night in a Walmart parking lot than you will find in much of the great outdoors."
Getting hit by falling prices? Lot lizards with chlamydia?
Getting hit by falling prices? Lot lizards with chlamydia?
13) We camp at our second home in Idaho.
yeah swinging and camping...no thankyou...that all ya need is to be going down on some nasty woman that hassent showered in a few days!!!
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