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I think I lost my Kavorka. My girlfriend rebuffed my advances while she was on the phone with her mom.

Where did my Kavorka go???
Definition of
(Pronounced Kuh-Vor-Kuh) Kavorka is a power, a mystical power, which only few possess. It is the animal attraction which causes friends to adore you and women to lust after you. Some say that it is a curse ,A great burden to be in such demand and Kavorka has been known to cause insanity as well as eccentric behavior. Those who possess Kavorka are the pinnacles of style, grace and popularity. Kavorka cannot be learned because it is an aura of sorts, and therefor you either got it or you don't.
Kavorkic:
(pronounced Kuh-Vor-kick)A kavorkic is a person who has Kavorka.Always a male
I have puhlenty of Kavorka, so I dunno where this "always a male" nonsense is coming from. ;)
KENNEDY0408 wrote:

I found yours.


Need to get it back asap......Please ;)
Hey I am Heading down to Houston here shortly, I will swing over to Kennedys place and pick it up for you and bring it along.
How big is it so I know the size of the suit case to put it in and how much time I need to retrieve it from her.
SKICOUPLE wrote:

Definition of
(Pronounced Kuh-Vor-Kuh) Kavorka is a power, a mystical power, which only few possess. It is the animal attraction which causes friends to adore you and women to lust after you. Some say that it is a curse ,A great burden to be in such demand and Kavorka has been known to cause insanity as well as eccentric behavior. Those who possess Kavorka are the pinnacles of style, grace and popularity. Kavorka cannot be learned because it is an aura of sorts, and therefor you either got it or you don't.
Kavorkic:
(pronounced Kuh-Vor-kick)A kavorkic is a person who has Kavorka.Always a male


The definition and then always a male, never a more obvious oxymoron that has ever been stated.
Amen sister was loudly hollered from the naked congregation.
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)A kavorkic is a person who has Kavorka.Always a male[/quote]

The definition and then always a male, never a more obvious oxymoron that has ever been stated.[/quote]

I agree women have this attraction also. Thats just what the definition brought up and its probably because of some writers on Seinfeld.
KRAZYGIRL wrote:

Hey I am Heading down to Houston here shortly, I will swing over to Kennedys place and pick it up for you and bring it along.
How big is it so I know the size of the suit case to put it in and how much time I need to retrieve it from her.


Not sure what size suitcase you would need. But if you are in Houston make sure to come on over to our place and bring your kavorka with you. Perhaps mine is at our place in Sandy.
EVILDOERS wrote:

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Now there is a celebrity that probably won't end up being a disappointment! Talk about bringing your kavorka with you. Still he better put something with a collar on because even all the Kavorka in the world won't get you into Habits without a collar.