What is a unicorn? I am a single girl. I like to fuck. Am I a unicorn?
Yes.
Single female that play with couples = unicorn
Vanilla = non swinger
At least that's what we define them as.
Vanilla = non swinger
At least that's what we define them as.
Single female down to fuck around is a unicorn. Heard they are rare.
Also in the Poly community a unicorn is a single (male or female) who is bisexual.
This is a very good question, thank you for asking. A Unicorn is a mythical creature much like the bigfoot, the Lochness monster, the chupacabra, and African-Americans who vote Republican. They do not really exist but we talk about them as though they do. Unicorns are usually depicted as a horse-like animal with a single (hence the term "uni" coming from the Latin word for one) horn protruding from the animal's forehead. Unicorns are often depicted as having wings and are often associated with rainbows for some strange reason.
Question #1: Am I a complete smartass? Answer: Yes, I just could not resist. It was just such an obvious set-up.
Question #2: Have I ever fucked a unicorn? Answer: Yes, but not in the way you are thinking... I double bagged it; meaning that I put two condoms on its horn and then we mostly just cuddled. They really are very gentle creatures if you just know how to talk to them in soothing tones.
Question #1: Am I a complete smartass? Answer: Yes, I just could not resist. It was just such an obvious set-up.
Question #2: Have I ever fucked a unicorn? Answer: Yes, but not in the way you are thinking... I double bagged it; meaning that I put two condoms on its horn and then we mostly just cuddled. They really are very gentle creatures if you just know how to talk to them in soothing tones.
All good unicorns fart rainbows and poop glitter... otherwise they are just nasty donkeys pretending to be majestic and mythical.
FITNERD wrote:
Lmao!
FITNERD wrote:
This is a very good question, thank you for asking. A Unicorn is a mythical creature much like the bigfoot, the Lochness monster, the chupacabra, and African-Americans who vote Republican. They do not really exist but we talk about them as though they do. Unicorns are usually depicted as a horse-like animal with a single (hence the term "uni" coming from the Latin word for one) horn protruding from the animal's forehead. Unicorns are often depicted as having wings and are often associated with rainbows for some strange reason.
Question #1: Am I a complete smartass? Answer: Yes, I just could not resist. It was just such an obvious set-up.
Question #2: Have I ever fucked a unicorn? Answer: Yes, but not in the way you are thinking... I double bagged it; meaning that I put two condoms on its horn and then we mostly just cuddled. They really are very gentle creatures if you just know how to talk to them in soothing tones.
When I first started reading that, I thought it must be Evil then I looked at who had posted it.
Anyway, I didn't come across a horn, so I guess your date last night wasn't a Unicorn, right? HornY, maybe, and it turned out that she was pretty cuddly, but no horn. (Sorry, but, like you, that was a setup I just couldn't resist.) ~ Terry
Terry,
Yes, she was not a unicorn, and she lacked a horn. But she was definitely horny... especially for you.
It was great meeting you and your wife last night. Good times at the party. Thanks.
Yes, she was not a unicorn, and she lacked a horn. But she was definitely horny... especially for you.
It was great meeting you and your wife last night. Good times at the party. Thanks.