50 Shades of Grey Blu Ray Unrated
1) Imma get dat for MY mommy!
2) Can't wait to see the alternate ending.
3) I hope in this version she ties HIM up and beats his rich spoiled ass!
4) I sure hope my kids get this for me...and breakfast in bed.
5) Nothing says happy Mom's Day like BDSM.
6) This movie is every young girl's dream.
7) All chicks secretly wanna be whipped.
8) BDSM is sadly misunderstood.
9) FINALLY a romcom for the whole family.
10) Redbox is gonna make SO much money!
11) Who cares. When does Pt. 2 come out?
1) Imma get dat for MY mommy!
2) Can't wait to see the alternate ending.
3) I hope in this version she ties HIM up and beats his rich spoiled ass!
4) I sure hope my kids get this for me...and breakfast in bed.
5) Nothing says happy Mom's Day like BDSM.
6) This movie is every young girl's dream.
7) All chicks secretly wanna be whipped.
8) BDSM is sadly misunderstood.
9) FINALLY a romcom for the whole family.
10) Redbox is gonna make SO much money!
11) Who cares. When does Pt. 2 come out?
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Is it safe to come outside?
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
WTF
How did you get that pic of our traditional May Day celebration? You must be one of those sneaky cell phone stalkers.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Its all in your perspective!
I laughed, I cried, I stared in WONDER as James Franco painstakingly attached that abandoned arm he found wedged under a boulder in the desert to his lifeless stump. If that doesn't give you faith in good old American ingenuity nothing will.
Next up I'm going to watch the movie about that intrepid band of explorers who find a luxury cruise ship at the bottom of the ocean and raise it up out of the water to take some hardy turn of the century reenactors on a lovely evening dinner cruise.
I'm so confused!
I have no idea what the topic is, I just wanted to say, people, if you want to buy your mom flowers, either do it right now, or wait til after Mothers' day. Instead, buy her something that doesn't have a massive price inflation for the next 2 weeks. And then buy her flowers the day after.
Quite right, Jeff. If she's within driving distance, take her a nice plant or a casserole, something like that.
Back to the silliness!
Back to the silliness!
JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
I have no idea what the topic is, I just wanted to say, people, if you want to buy your mom flowers, either do it right now, or wait til after Mothers' day. Instead, buy her something that doesn't have a massive price inflation for the next 2 weeks. And then buy her flowers the day after.
So let me get this straight. You're saying flowers are a more appropriate Mother's Day gift than soft core BDSM porn?
Anybody know Amazon's return policy?
EVILDOERS wrote:JEFFSMITH1972 wrote:
I have no idea what the topic is, I just wanted to say, people, if you want to buy your mom flowers, either do it right now, or wait til after Mothers' day. Instead, buy her something that doesn't have a massive price inflation for the next 2 weeks. And then buy her flowers the day after.
So let me get this straight. You're saying flowers are a more appropriate Mother's Day gift than soft core BDSM porn?
Anybody know Amazon's return policy?
Thanks to you they've had to crack down; now it's 'Any sticky is too sticky.', so WAY TO GO EVIL.
I SWEAR I wiped it off really good. They must have one of those CSI black lights.
I would have to say #12, when will the rated NC-17 come out. I wanted to learn a bit about bdsm and all this movie did was confuse me.
KRAZYGIRL wrote:
I would have to say #12, when will the rated NC-17 come out. I wanted to learn a bit about bdsm and all this movie did was confuse me.
Have you seen Secretary w/ Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader? It's a faaaaar better depiction.
CHEFFETTE wrote:KRAZYGIRL wrote:
I would have to say #12, when will the rated NC-17 come out. I wanted to learn a bit about bdsm and all this movie did was confuse me.
Have you seen Secretary w/ Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader? It's a faaaaar better depiction.
Yup. And it has watersports...sorta. I like that movie but since it starts with her as a cutter I think it insinuates that you have to be a little fucked up to enjoy BDSM.
I think you can incorporate it. Get hardcore, and then I think roses or sprengeri would be great if you wanted some pain. If you thought rose thorns were fun, then sprengeri is even better!
Shit. I had to Google sprengeri. Are you like a florist...or a botanist? Yeah, I'm not sure that crossing over into hard core doesn't somehow scream mommy issues. Maybe I'll just settle for giving her one of those really soft core Playboy feather tickling videos.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Shit. I had to Google sprengeri. Are you like a florist...or a botanist? Yeah, I'm not sure that crossing over into hard core doesn't somehow scream mommy issues. Maybe I'll just settle for giving her one of those really soft core Playboy feather tickling videos.
Honestly, why don't you go all the way and give her Taboo? That is true Mommy Love.
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
[quote=KRAZYGIRL]I would have to say #12, when will the rated NC-17 come out. I wanted to learn a bit about bdsm and all this movie did was confuse me.
Have you seen Secretary w/ Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader? It's a faaaaar better depiction.
Yup. And it has watersports...sorta. I like that movie but since it starts with her as a cutter I think it insinuates that you have to be a little fucked up to enjoy BDSM.[/quote]
For thing the first, I was addressing KRAZYGIRL specifically, as she didn't seem to have a familiarity w/ it.
Thing the second, I understand cutting to be a control issue less so than a general fucked-upedness, much like eating disorders.
I don't recall watersports, per se.
Yeah by "sorta" I meant that he basically told her not to move and she eventually peed herself (spoiler alert-lol). Never really understood (or cared to) the whole cutting thing. I think the general public would consider cutting (as well as swinging) sorta fucked up. But it was a good movie. I like both James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal as actors. I didn't find The Secretary to depict BDSM as much as more of a power exchange D/s dynamic. Or I could be totally wrong because although I've been a swinger more than half my adult life I've never gotten into the kink scene at all. What happens if you watch Brokeback Mountain backwards?
50 shades of grey is about an emotionally abusive relationship. And no I'm not talking about the BDSm, its the shit outside the bedroom that's just....what?
Besides any book that starts out as BDSM Twilight fanfiction should be burned.
Besides any book that starts out as BDSM Twilight fanfiction should be burned.
EVILDOERS wrote:
What happens if you watch Brokeback Mountain backwards?
A man miraculously regains his ass virginity.
