Many couples seem to be in search of the elusive unicorn. Why do you think so many so desperately want a unicorn?
1) Hubby has a harem fantasy.
2) Hubby can't stand the idea of another dude banging his l'il wifey.
3) Wifey knows that there is no way in hell that ANY man in the UNIVERSE could ever compare to the hubby and his kick ass lovemaking skilz.
4) Wifey is secretly a lesbian and a unicorn is the only way she can get her freak on without coming out to hubby.
5) High fructose corn syrup.
6) They want to try out polygamy before the church makes it mandatory again.
7) Because all the husbands who are part of couples are fugly trolls.
8) Because there are so damned FEW couples involved in swinging.
9) Cuz unicorns are soft and warm and colorful...and they have a kick ass horn.
10) I have no fucking clue why. I thought swinging was about dancing or wife swapping or something.
11) Two words. Plausible deniability.
12) They AREN'T really looking for one. They're just saying that to fit in and look cool.
13) 42
14) They're afraid to be within touching distance of another guy's dick.
15) Obama's fault.
1) Hubby has a harem fantasy.
2) Hubby can't stand the idea of another dude banging his l'il wifey.
3) Wifey knows that there is no way in hell that ANY man in the UNIVERSE could ever compare to the hubby and his kick ass lovemaking skilz.
4) Wifey is secretly a lesbian and a unicorn is the only way she can get her freak on without coming out to hubby.
5) High fructose corn syrup.
6) They want to try out polygamy before the church makes it mandatory again.
7) Because all the husbands who are part of couples are fugly trolls.
8) Because there are so damned FEW couples involved in swinging.
9) Cuz unicorns are soft and warm and colorful...and they have a kick ass horn.
10) I have no fucking clue why. I thought swinging was about dancing or wife swapping or something.
11) Two words. Plausible deniability.
12) They AREN'T really looking for one. They're just saying that to fit in and look cool.
13) 42
14) They're afraid to be within touching distance of another guy's dick.
15) Obama's fault.
99.9% of it is #2 !!!!! It's sad but true hahaha
#17... Women tend to be less aggressive for those couples who are just barely dipping their toes into the lifestyle.
#18... The stigma of "gay acts" is a much bigger issue among men then women. Two girls making out is usually hot, two guys is a different story. Socially speaking, that is. Some guys I know are comfortable taking turns in the same room, but multi penetration isn't gonna work cuz it just feels too weird for them.
#19... Unicorns are often the fastest to "retire" because their proclivities can be a means to an end... Basically, finding a partner, soulmate, religious conversion...
Also...I've run across a lot of #12... Women who want to make their man happy so go along with the second woman despite being completely opposed to the encounter (if it takes drugs or excessive booze just to get her top off, coercion has occurred)
#18... The stigma of "gay acts" is a much bigger issue among men then women. Two girls making out is usually hot, two guys is a different story. Socially speaking, that is. Some guys I know are comfortable taking turns in the same room, but multi penetration isn't gonna work cuz it just feels too weird for them.
#19... Unicorns are often the fastest to "retire" because their proclivities can be a means to an end... Basically, finding a partner, soulmate, religious conversion...
Also...I've run across a lot of #12... Women who want to make their man happy so go along with the second woman despite being completely opposed to the encounter (if it takes drugs or excessive booze just to get her top off, coercion has occurred)
15 for sure lol just because he has fcked us in sooooo many way's why not in the unicorn department too ha ha
POTD goes to KENNEDY...especially the sock part.
Ewwww...TMI! 
Would it count as a harem if the male half simply likes to know he has a ready selection of bareback partners?
12 and 5. 12 is obvious, 5 is the evil du jour...
If you want a serious answer, I can give one. The real answer is that as a guy, it is very difficult to find a woman that seems interested in having sex. The odds seem astronomical to get two women that will at the same time. So it's a huge ego boost! Plus seeing women together never hurts;-) any guy that's not into seeing their girl with another guy is only into this for selfish reasons and isn't a swinger. (Though I know there are exceptions)
I'm thinking it's time to introduce a NEW kind of "unicorn" in swinging. How about a young dude with a buff, hot body...and a BIG dick of course. And his wife (yes the new unicorn should be a COUPLE so swinging can get back to it's roots...you know, traditional American values and all that) should be a barely legal teen hottie with a tight little body and an even tighter, wet, juicy pussy. Win win. 
EVILDOERS wrote:
I'm thinking it's time to introduce a NEW kind of "unicorn" in swinging. How about a young dude with a buff, hot body...and a BIG dick of course. And his wife (yes the new unicorn should be a COUPLE so swinging can get back to it's roots...you know, traditional American values and all that) should be a barely legal teen hottie with a tight little body and an even tighter, wet, juicy pussy. Win win.
That does sound like something that only exists in mythology, yes.
EvilDoers, thanks for the post. Just coming off a long shift and I needed a good laugh. Your humor is right up my alley. So I am going to say 5, 13 and 15. Although the polygamy one is fucking hilarious as well. Thanks again. Keep up the good work.
I would say 4 but my girl loves dick to much to be lesbian. I would also say 13, the answer to life, the universe, everything...
We are looking for a unicorn but that was the her decision. We are new to the life style and she wants to start off with dipping her toes in first.
We are looking for a unicorn but that was the her decision. We are new to the life style and she wants to start off with dipping her toes in first.
I know this is just wrong, but I couldn't resist....
UTAHBARBIE wrote:
As a unicorn I'm looking for a couple of men. Why is it that the men always want two women but the reverse seems to be the most difficult. Seems like men in relationships are insecure and they are ok bringing in another woman but not ok with another man. I love a woman but love a couple cocks much more. Xoxo B
I agree!!!
I would have to say 5 and, 15 why not!!!
JUST_RACH wrote:
42 is a Douglas Adams reference. In a few of his books- "the answer to life the universe and everything is 42."
I tihnk it's also the maximum number of planetary systems you can hitch hike through before you REALLY need to take a break for a day or so.
UTAHBARBIE wrote:
As a unicorn I'm looking for a couple of men. Why is it that the men always want two women but the reverse seems to be the most difficult. Seems like men in relationships are insecure and they are ok bringing in another woman but not ok with another man. I love a woman but love a couple cocks much more. Xoxo B
Many men are all like "OMG what if the other guy touches me". I believe the common term is homophobia, a disorder endemic among the heterosexual male population, many members of which seem to believe that homosexuality is somehow contagious..
TMACA wrote:UTAHBARBIE wrote:
As a unicorn I'm looking for a couple of men. Why is it that the men always want two women but the reverse seems to be the most difficult. Seems like men in relationships are insecure and they are ok bringing in another woman but not ok with another man. I love a woman but love a couple cocks much more. Xoxo B
Many men are all like "OMG what if the other guy touches me". I believe the common term is homophobia, a disorder endemic among the heterosexual male population, many members of which seem to believe that homosexuality is somehow contagious..
Well, it's certainly not genetic. Just ask those esteemed scientists over at Fox & Friends. So it follows that it MUST be contagious. Prolly a mutation of AIDS or Ebola.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Well, perhaps, if a woman really wanted to get into a full-time ongoing relationship with two men she might want to consider targeting bisexual men. We think the reason a lot of couples, within the swinging lifestyle seem to want to find a unicorn is because so many swinging wives are bisexual and therefore both the male and the female within the relationship sexually desire women. The three can all share every point of intimacy from flirting to foreplay into sex and multiple orgasms and even the afterglow. When everyone in a sexual encounter, wants and wants to be wanted by everyone else involved then hooray, hooray! Same would be true with a threesome involving a woman and two bisexual men. If both the men were bisexual then all three of the lovers in a DVP as an example, would be equally excited about all the points of intimacy down below and the list would go on and on. Yes the triad would be shunned by the more homophobic swingers and a lot of couples with a straight male or female only interested in straight men and yes the triad would have to remember that not all people are bisexual when playing with couples with heterosexual men or women. Never-the-less, the threesome could find a lot of joy together.
Bigots not wanting to hang w/ me would be the best self-selection EVAR.