Don't any women ever just want to fuck just for fun ??? hey just saying... you can text your answer 435-830-7601 anytime lets see who is brave ...
Hahaha !!!!! This post will go well ...... just sayin 
CPLINTOOELE wrote:
Don't ant women ever just want to fuck ??? hey just saying... you can text your answer 435-830-7601 anytime lets see who is brave ...
I've tried fucking ant women and believe me it's not all it's cracked up to be. I DEFINITELY prefer to fuck human women but hey, maybe pickin's are slim out in Toolee.
And be VERY careful. Some species will cut your head off and lay eggs in your corpse after they fuck you.
Apparently, you are off and running the right direction to getting some!
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. If ya aren't gettin' enough strange try a different species.
Yes. I do. But I can never host since I have a kid at home 100% of the time. When some else can host that's in the valley, I will travel.
Hey Nikita we will be happy to host. Wed love to meet you
lol typo lol
don't be shy ladies ...
I agree with Nikita. It's so hard when you can't host and especially when you can't find a babysitter..
We'd host but I think we live to far out for everyone lol
Shit........We have been doing wrong all this time. We always fuck for fun. When we are not having fun there is a pretty good chance that fucking is not involved.
POUNDCAKE wrote:That must be when you're shy as well, the unfun going on.
Shit........We have been doing wrong all this time. We always fuck for fun. When we are not having fun there is a pretty good chance that fucking is not involved.
Maybe you should post a big old pic of yer wiener. That should bring all those shy ladies out of the woodwork.
EVILDOERS wrote:Why you gotta be ageist?
Maybe you should post a big old pic of yer wiener. That should bring all those shy ladies out of the woodwork.
I said old PIC not old WIENER! Why you gotta go stirrin' shit, CHEFETTE? (if that's even your real name) Don't you have anything better to do on a Sat. night? Maybe you should listen to conference again and pay attention this time. 
Your supposed to text your answers not post to forum. Appreciate keeping the forums free of clutter.
no they can share them here and if interested in talking more about it then text.. but some women want to say they are interested but don't want the whole world to know
We love having an empty nest.....just saying....
TJ
TJ
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
Your supposed to text your answers not post to forum. Appreciate keeping the forums free of clutter.
Heaven fucking forbid we clutter up the forum so we can't have another thread about a motorcycle ride or how to find the nude beach. Hey, anybody wanna start one about chat or IM being down? All this clutter is keepin' me from gettin' laid!
lol I have to say I am amazed at how the thought to contact people in other ways other than on here, that allows folks to meet people with open ideas that want to keep this discrete and out of ridicule or making fun of the lifestyle they wish to pursue. Yes there are people who think that way .. so enjoy !!
oh and PS... we have had several replies on the text and we have hooked up some fun people with open ideas..
CPLINTOOELE wrote:
lol I have to say I am amazed at how the thought to contact people in other ways other than on here, that allows folks to meet people with open ideas that want to keep this discrete and out of ridicule or making fun of the lifestyle they wish to pursue. Yes there are people who think that way .. so enjoy !!
We only contact people telepathically. MUCH more discreet and private (the NSA hasn't quite figured out how to intercept that kind of communication although that's the real reason they moved their big new center here...to try to employ a bunch of Mormon priesthood holders to use their Jedi powers to listen in on people's thoughts...or alternatively ask Jesus to listen in and tell them what we're thinking via revelation).
MISSSMITHNSIRNEWBY wrote:
You shouldn't announce your powers. You'll soon disappear, one day we'll hear rumors that you're helping them track down fellow tele-pervs, and Tom Cruise will eventually play the guy who sneaks in to NSA HQ to remove the magic dildo apparatus out of your behind and free you.
Don't let Tom Cruise win another role like that. Scientologists already have enough influence.
SN
You must have me confused with someone else since my arse is an 'exit only'. Now if you can somehow help me remove this Fleshlight/chastity device from my weenus that seems to be sending signals to somewhere near the Rigil Kent system I would be forever grateful.
No tattoo needed. My anus does indeed have super powers to repel any and all potential invaders (ask my doctor who claims I'll likely die of prostate cancer since he has thus far been unable to check for enlargement).
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:I'm going to get really far off the OP here, so bear w/ me; that men can be promiscuous yet lauded while promiscuous women are decried is influenced by the mythology that penises alter vaginas permanently, as though they're odometers for women. That's why it's a bigger deal when women have penile intercourse for the first time as opposed to when men do; we're not taught that anything about the penis changes due to intercourse but that a penis leaves a vagina different from before; this is patently false, as science has proven, but it plays into the common idea of women as frailer, weaker, more easily damaged permanently and as a finite commodity that is eventually used up by sex and/or childbearing.
Yes there are women interested in just fucking for fun. They tend to be discrete about their philandering because discretion keeps them safe. There are women among us who decide who they want to meet and they make the initial contacts. Frankly there is a double standard. The very word philandering originally only referred to men and whereas a man can be a known womanizer and a corporate leader or even a world leader how is a woman treated? What is the female equivalent to "womanizer"? Nymphomaniac is about the least derogatory term used for a woman that likes sex with a fair portion of sexual variety enough to be on the prowl from time to time. They are out there but you may never believe it unless you learn about it first hand.
Fwiw my butt hymen is still intact.
What are you saying, CHEFETTE? That hoohaws have an odometer?
What are you saying, CHEFETTE? That hoohaws have an odometer?
EVILDOERS wrote:In this analogy the hoohaw is the odometer counting up miles and depreciating the woman's value (market or resale to private seller).
Fwiw my butt hymen is still intact.
What are you saying, CHEFETTE? That hoohaws have an odometer?
CHEFFETTE wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:In this analogy the hoohaw is the odometer counting up miles and depreciating the woman's value (market or resale to private seller).
Fwiw my butt hymen is still intact.
What are you saying, CHEFETTE? That hoohaws have an odometer?
*Envisioning a new feature on Swingular citing the number of "miles" (or total inches of cock taken) by any given vajayjay and profiles listing the women as super low miles only driven to church...er orgasm by a little old lady with a strap-on.*
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
[quote=EVILDOERS]Fwiw my butt hymen is still intact.
What are you saying, CHEFETTE? That hoohaws have an odometer?
In this analogy the hoohaw is the odometer counting up miles and depreciating the woman's value (market or resale to private seller).
*Envisioning a new feature on Swingular citing the number of "miles" (or total inches of cock taken) by any given vajayjay and profiles listing the women as super low miles only driven to church...er orgasm by a little old lady with a strap-on.*
[/quote] Then you'll need the mileage for every mouth, anus, ear, other ear and (ahhh, what the hell) urethra on every member here.I am SOOOO gonna put odometers in ALL those places (well maybe not ears...but definitely belly buttons) when I become a God and have my own planet!
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:I'm going to get really far off the OP here, so bear w/ me; that men can be promiscuous yet lauded while promiscuous women are decried is influenced by the mythology that penises alter vaginas permanently, as though they're odometers for women. That's why it's a bigger deal when women have penile intercourse for the first time as opposed to when men do; we're not taught that anything about the penis changes due to intercourse but that a penis leaves a vagina different from before; this is patently false, as science has proven, but it plays into the common idea of women as frailer, weaker, more easily damaged permanently and as a finite commodity that is eventually used up by sex and/or childbearing.
[quote=DELICIOUSLYWET]Yes there are women interested in just fucking for fun. They tend to be discrete about their philandering because discretion keeps them safe. There are women among us who decide who they want to meet and they make the initial contacts. Frankly there is a double standard. The very word philandering originally only referred to men and whereas a man can be a known womanizer and a corporate leader or even a world leader how is a woman treated? What is the female equivalent to "womanizer"? Nymphomaniac is about the least derogatory term used for a woman that likes sex with a fair portion of sexual variety enough to be on the prowl from time to time. They are out there but you may never believe it unless you learn about it first hand.
It is indeed a double standard. If practice makes perfect and if you don't use it you use it is true for all the rest of the human body and function then why not also true with our genitalia be we male or female. [/quote]
Except in 1st world religious circles. Then it's always the man who can't control himself and is the baseless one, even if she wants it.
lol gotta love how this changed from the original idea good work people way to take it off the minds of those who want to try
CPLINTOOELE wrote:I'm no mind reader, but I'm starting to think you don't actually love our responses.
lol gotta love how this changed from the original idea good work people way to take it off the minds of those who want to try
But your posts are frequently hard for me to parse, so I could be wrong.
I for one admire the single mindedness and dedication of those who block out any and all extraneous noise in the sole pursuit of gettin' their weenus wet.
well this was a fun topic ..lol read from start
I see it is a subject that is ignored lol or there are women who are afraid to express themselves
Hey, I see what ya did there...you must be a psycho-logical geenyus. They're bound ta come runnin' now. Try ringin' a bell too. Or you could say "I don't even WANNA fuck any of ya, so THERE!"
If you think those numbers on restroom walls were written by the girls (maybe in a bad porno) I have some lovely land to sell you on Temple Square. As far as Wayne Gretsky...
G*d forbid we digress further from his intent. Ms. Evil would like to know what exactly is the advantage of texting the OP to say she wants to fuck versus going to just about any bar in town and having her pick of a fairly large number of hotter, younger guys? Is it simply the convenience of sex by text? Does the OP have some kind of superior sex skills? Perhaps a magic weenus that when rubbed grants 3 wishes? Inquiring minds want to know.
If by 'fuck just for fun' the OP means 'hire me to clear brush, weeds and trash but also paint and seal the deck', then yes; I would like him to 'fuck just for fun' and shall text my affirmative answer straightaway.
Very interesting euphemisms for the particular kind of hard core kinky sex I know you prefer, CHEFFETTE.
Hoohaws, vajayjay, come evil you know more terms for it than that. And I am wondering why you have a flesh light suctioned onto you elbow (weenus)?
WEWNT2PLAY wrote:
Hoohaws, vajayjay, come evil you know more terms for it than that. And I am wondering why you have a flesh light suctioned onto you elbow (weenus)?
All I know is that whoever hits CHEFFETTE up to "fuck just for fun" (Really? What else would you fuck for? Grudge fuck? School project? Procreation?
) better take a Weedwacker or something. Not sure whats what up there but it sounds SERIOUS and not just a little bit kinky.DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
We are guessing Cheffette's inbox is now filled with yard work and home improvement offers.
W/ my Cerberus of a profile, even the most ardent wannabe-landscaper would turn away. Shame, really. I hate mowing my lawn so much I'd almost consider the trade.
As it happens, Mr. Evil, I have an electric weed eater. That doesn't have the strong-cutting-bit thingy in it b/c I don't know how to fill that right so I just use my pruning shears or rely on my neighbor's disgust and desperation.
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What the everloving FUCK does any of this have to do with Mr. CPLINTOOELE gettin' his weenus wet with some "fuck(ing) just for fun"?!!? Focus, people! Jesus Gerrymandering Christ you people are selfish and self centered!
EVILDOERS wrote:
What the everloving FUCK does any of this have to do with Mr. CPLINTOOELE gettin' his weenus wet with some "fuck(ing) just for fun"?!!? Focus, people! Jesus Gerrymandering Christ you people are selfish and self centered!
Mercy, Evil, if you can't see the patriarchy when it does the Charleston in front of your face then I cannot help you.
With your Women's Studies class.
What in tarnation are are you talkin' 'bout woman? Women's Studies? What kinda foolishness is that? I could teach that class in one sentence. Women? Batshit crazy. Done!
And YES Ms. Evil is makin' me sleep on the couch tonight, thank you very much.
And YES Ms. Evil is makin' me sleep on the couch tonight, thank you very much.
EVILDOERS wrote:
What in tarnation are are you talkin' 'bout woman? Women's Studies? What kinda foolishness is that? I could teach that class in one sentence. Women? Batshit crazy. Done!
And YES Ms. Evil is makin' me sleep on the couch tonight, thank you very much.
Aw, she's letting you sleep on it rather than under it? That's true love right there.
Also, your class apparently consists of two sentences; please do not teach Math.
Math is for engineers and Quizno's assistant managers. I want to teach topology and category theory.
And numerical quantification of the aforementioned depends highly on one's definition of a sentence.
And numerical quantification of the aforementioned depends highly on one's definition of a sentence.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Math is for engineers and Quizno's assistant managers. I want to teach topology and category theory.
And numerical quantification of the aforementioned depends highly on one's definition of a sentence.
Helpful information on sentences!
CHEFFETTE wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
Math is for engineers and Quizno's assistant managers. I want to teach topology and category theory.
And numerical quantification of the aforementioned depends highly on one's definition of a sentence.
Helpful information on sentences!
Commie common core, no child left behind secular brainwashing bullshit. Not ONE mention of God or intelligent design. Fuckers didn't even have a prayer or Pledge of Allegiance.
And judging by Mr. Morton's waistline they've obviously done away with physical education in that school district. No doubt to make room for "Women's Studies" and "How to Gay Marry Your Cat".
I don't know how or why this subject turned into what it did .. All We tried to present here was a way for ladies who wanted to play without everyone knowing a way of possibly hooking up .. it was all about fun not bashing .. sorry for the misunderstanding .. hope we all can still be friends
CPLINTOOELE wrote:
I don't know how or why this subject turned into what it did .. All We tried to present here was a way for ladies who wanted to play without everyone knowing a way of possibly hooking up .. it was all about fun not bashing .. sorry for the misunderstanding .. hope we all can still be friends
It simply evolved into a broader discussion, one thing can mean different things to different people since we've all had different lives; even if you don't agree w/ someone, don't apologize for being true to yourself after you listen to what they have to say.
Happy Monday to you!
Great. Now she's teaching evolution which as anybody knows is just a theory.
I Love to fuck for fun. ... men seem to get attached... I want someone that I can chat with once in a while then get together and fuck like bunnies. ...
I Love to fuck for fun. ... men seem to get attached... I want someone that I can chat with once in a while then get together and fuck like bunnies. ...
Fucking like bunnies is great...as long as some bunny doesn't end up boiling on the stove!