We were just settling in to celebrate Earth Hour by turning off a few lights and watching a movie when all of a sudden all the power on our street went out. 
Don't make me get ugly and start on my big ole tree hugger rant!
Sometime I SWEAR Jesus can hear everything we say and totally decided to punk us just cuz we recycle and shit.
Don't make me get ugly and start on my big ole tree hugger rant!
Sometime I SWEAR Jesus can hear everything we say and totally decided to punk us just cuz we recycle and shit.
Funny !
celebrate Earth Hour??? what is that
Recycling results in a net carbon footprint...Easter Island and all.
Just kiddin'. We don't recycle. Our Bish told us we don't need to. He said Jesus was comin' to clean all this shit up once and for all. I asked him when, he said soon. He better fuckin' hurry cuz I'm sick of all the beer cans in my yard and...
SHIT! There goes the power again. Jesus, if that was you I swear to God...!
Happy Palm Sunday everyone. Have no fucking clue what Palm Sunday is or does but I'm celebrating by having a hot sexy date with Rosy Palm. She knows EXACTLY how to touch me the way I like to be touched. Maybe I'll plant a palm tree too. Another winter like this one and we'll look like fucking Phoenix.
SHIT! There goes the power again. Jesus, if that was you I swear to God...!
Happy Palm Sunday everyone. Have no fucking clue what Palm Sunday is or does but I'm celebrating by having a hot sexy date with Rosy Palm. She knows EXACTLY how to touch me the way I like to be touched. Maybe I'll plant a palm tree too. Another winter like this one and we'll look like fucking Phoenix.
It was ME! Blame Me!
LAURAN wrote:You wouldn't happen to have made off w/ a redneckified cooler as well, have you?
It was ME! Blame Me!
CHEFFETTE wrote:LAURAN wrote:You wouldn't happen to have made off w/ a redneckified cooler as well, have you?
It was ME! Blame Me!
I was messing with my electro magnetic rail gun design (a guilty sin of mine when I let my inner geek out) and accidentally pulled to much electricity. It won't happen again I swear!
LAURAN wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:You wouldn't happen to have made off w/ a redneckified cooler as well, have you?
[quote=LAURAN]It was ME! Blame Me!
I was messing with my electro magnetic rail gun design (a guilty sin of mine when I let my inner geek out) and accidentally pulled to much electricity. It won't happen again I swear![/quote]Don't tell me, tell HOTFIRELOVERS.
What can I say? We all decided at the last block party that we wouldn't pay our power bills and that we wouldn't pay taxes either. In fact we decided to start our own church. We worship a giant celestial trout named Phil. He's invisible but he watches everything we do (including swinging) and requires us all to offer up earthworms as a holy sacrifice. Oh, and fishhooks are strictly verboten. But he's cool with gay marriage and coffee...so there's that.
So funny. You are all going to hell. Oh wait, there isn't one. Never mind. So about 10 years ago I had a discussion with my mother in law about natural resources, alternate forms of energy and the inevitable impact that us humans will have on our environment, positive or negative. Her philosophy was that god wouldn't allow us to run out of oil so we shouldn't worry about other forms of energy. He was coming soon anyway, so why worry. About a year later they ( I won't specify) built another church, yes another one, near us. It has solar panels all over it. I asked her about it. No comment. haha. As far as some people like their head in their asses, I'm surprised anal doesn't play a bigger part in their life. I would refer you to Stinkfist, by Tool. If you haven't heard it you are missing out. Peace out.