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...suck a dick? And I don't mean your own dick or like a chocolate one from the candy store. A real live flesh and blood wiener. Discuss.

In honor of all the "bi guy" threads of late. RIP Freddy Mercury!

1) Nope. Not in a bazillion fucking years!
2) Sure...if I was already dead...for like a week!
3) Uh...I already sorta have.
4) Suck a what?!!? Hey now! Eeeewwww!
5) Only if Kate Upton insisted...and sucked me off at the same time.
6) I'd do it for my wife...if she was into that sort of thing.
7) I would do it for God and country...to save lives.
8) Not even if it meant saving the country from Obama/Obamacare.
9) Ah what the hell...a little taste can't hurt.
10) Okay, but no butt fucking!
11) Evil, you are one sick son of a bitch!
For those of you who would say yes or even maybe to this I find no fault with you and your choice but for me, if I died today and came back as a women I think I would have to be gay. No if and or buts for me a sexy girl is what cranks my motor.
ditto that. I would sooner lick diamonds out of a tigers ass.
POUNDCAKE wrote:

ditto that. I would sooner lick diamonds out of a tigers ass.


Yeah? Hmmmm I'm as hetero as the next guy but I think dick would HAVE to taste better than tiger shit. But then I don't really like poop in my mouth.

And for KRAZYGIRL...yeah chicks do it for me too...and guys don't. Just kinda tryin' to make a point about how silly it is for some of us to be so afraid of another guy's dick when as swingers we're supposedly sexual libertines. I actually posted this as a poll on another older and much bigger swing site. The responses (all anonymous...hint, hint Swingular!) have been extremely interesting.
As a strait guy I can say it's entirely situational. I don't prefer the D and am not attracted to it. However, I would not turn it down in the right situations. I don't share them in forums like this but may be persuaded (especially by a nice couple or single woman) to kiss and tell in a message.
Why do straight people post a post for Bisexual people...Always, strikes me as odd? That is like having a Nazi tell a Jewish man...No soup for you..three weeks!

People are open minded but, sometimes people who might see things differently from their point of view. Are only blind sided by half the truth. Sex is sex no matter with a man or women. Man and man, women and, women. Does not matter. It feels good...the same good it feels for anyone.

I bet it's nice getting a blow job from either sex. Would be nice to maybe have a real cock...but, instead I have a huge purple strap on. It can do the job....but, it won't take the place of the real thing.

This site is about fantasies let your freak card fly!!!

Not trying to stick it to the post master. Just a point of view. If I had dollar for every girl I kissed...I would be rich. Guess what I am mostly straight but, sometimes dipping your toes in the water...never hurt anyone!!

Sara Hotfire
Naw. Not tryin' to be the Soup...er Sex Nazi. Just wanted to try to understand where some of the attitudes about male bisexuality and swinging come from. I find it extremely interesting how much homophobia still exists in the world and how much exists in a community of people dedicated to sexual freedom. I find human nature fascinating and especially when that nature is something that is more or less taught rather than innate.
EVILDOERS wrote:

Naw. Not tryin' to be the Soup...er Sex Nazi. Just wanted to try to understand where some of the attitudes about male bisexuality and swinging come from. I find it extremely interesting how much homophobia still exists in the world and how much exists in a community of people dedicated to sexual freedom. I find human nature fascinating and especially when that nature is something that is more or less taught rather than innate.
In the three months + I've been reading here all I can come up w/ to explain certain members' homophobia and continued, idiotic comments is this is a male-dominated swinger site and in my experience males feel more threatened by the potential they're perceived as something they don't want to be seen as; you'd think that w/ as much time as they spend w/ their own cock in their hand every single day they'd be less terrified of a cock belonging to another guy, but apparently they must declaim it at every turn or they'll go sterile/bald/teh gayz w/o even TRYING.
EVILDOERS wrote:

EVILDOERS wrote:

[quote=POUNDCAKE]ditto that. I would sooner lick diamonds out of a tigers ass.


Yeah? Hmmmm I'm as hetero as the next guy but I think dick would HAVE to taste better than tiger shit. But then I don't really like poop in my mouth.

And for KRAZYGIRL...yeah chicks do it for me too...and guys don't. Just kinda tryin' to make a point about how silly it is for some of us to be so afraid of another guy's dick when as swingers we're supposedly sexual libertines. I actually posted this as a poll on another older and much bigger swing site. The responses (all anonymous...hint, hint Swingular!) have been extremely interesting.
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I kind of thought to each their own was the point. I wish I had followed my gut and not responded to your post. I will not make that mistake again. I certainly won't be apologetic for a sexual preference. Nobody should be. With the comments I have read about homophobia I am pretty certain some people don't even know what the definition is.
No need to get upset. Of course it should be "to each their own" and you shouldn't have to apologize for your preferences. I was (perhaps badly) trying to make a point about what it would take (humorously?) to make a totally straight guy maybe be a little bit more "flexible" and also wondering aloud why some people are so entirely inflexible. When we first started swinging we were strictly soft swappers. Now we've evolved, I guess you could say, to a more flexible viewpoint and wonder now why we were so fearful of full swap. I have absolutely no desire to suck a cock but I hope that I'm open minded enough and not so entrenched in my beliefs that I would never even consider the possibility of changing my mind given a certain circumstance. I think my point was missed by many who responded and I apologize if you think I was trying to trick you or trap you into saying (or doing) something you don't want to do.
My hubby is bi and he loves to suck cock or other activities with men and does it for himself and not me because its not one of my kinks to watch him with another man. I do enjoy him doing what he loves and being pleasured so i dont see it as evil. two girls together is never frowned upon so i dont see why two men together is frowned upon. but not everyone is as open minded as we are.
So, there we are, two guys playing with this extraordinary woman. She is wet as can be, lying on the bed on her back. Her man is fucking her hard from below. I'm standing near her head. She's sucking me.
She tells me, "Lick me while he fucks me p l e a s e !!!"
So, I lean down across the top of her. She's still sucking me and we 69 while her man continues fucking her, his belly and cock dragging across my nose with each thrust.
We are all obviously TOTALLY HOT for each other, hard and wet.
On one of his thrusts he pops out of her and pushing hard back at her he misses the mark. There, across my face is a rock hard cock, dripping with the juices from this gorgeous woman, who is sucking my cock.
Impulsively, I take his cock in my mouth, licking her yummy pussy juice from off of him. He surged more toward me. She calls out to me, "Yah, suck him baby!" So I do for a few strokes.
He slips back into her while I continue licking her engorged clit. A few moments later he pulls out and deliberately serves me his cock. It's all yummy wet again with her juices. I suck and suck and suck. Damn, it was niiice.. I came in her mouth while I had him in mine.
After I came, he slammed home in her, cumming hard as can be.
She called me up to her, "Baby, cum n kiss me." I did. Deeply. My cum mingling with her saliva and her juices from my own mouth.

Wow!!! It was an awesome experience. She was beautiful! We all got off together!

Am I gay? Nope. Sexy curves, breasts and bums are my "get-going", but it was sure an erotic experience for each of us.

I know I'm not alone here, so tell me about how you first got turned onto a cock...
You have to love how the PC police had to turn this thread into a chance to call men who don't want to suck cock homophobic! Personally, it is no surprise to me that men wouldn't want to suck cock. It really isn't my thing either and I won't even consider anal sex, so PC police what are you going to categorize me as? Certainly if one of my male friends said what I just said you would call them homophobic...you can't call me that based on the information I just gave...so go, what are you going to class me as? Get the hell over yourself, just because someone doesn't want to do something or is grossed out by something doesn't mean they hate, look down on or are scared of the person doing it! Find a new argument, the PC bullshit is old!
One of my female friends from here and I have had this conversation (In fact we had some fun discussing it offline after this thread started). She is totally strait and does not like to do anything with a woman. Now a man get's her motor running. So it's not just men that have the issue, I have known many women that would not enjoy another woman just as I know that there are many men who do not enjoy another man. So to Deliciouslywet and Tougirl, exactly and agreed.

Now that my own rant is over, I'm getting off my soapbox.
TOUGIRL wrote:

You have to love how the PC police had to turn this thread into a chance to call men who don't want to suck cock homophobic! Personally, it is no surprise to me that men wouldn't want to suck cock. It really isn't my thing either and I won't even consider anal sex, so PC police what are you going to categorize me as? Certainly if one of my male friends said what I just said you would call them homophobic...you can't call me that based on the information I just gave...so go, what are you going to class me as? Get the hell over yourself, just because someone doesn't want to do something or is grossed out by something doesn't mean they hate, look down on or are scared of the person doing it! Find a new argument, the PC bullshit is old!


TOUGIRL, wha...what are you...sa...saying? It almost sounds like you aren't a g...girl?!!? I thought all swinger girls loved to suck cock; or is that another lie women tell men so that we'll take you to the Ice Capades (lower tier seats no less) and then to Olive Garden and spring for the seafood pasta AND dessert?
TOUGIRL wrote:

You have to love how the PC police had to turn this thread into a chance to call men who don't want to suck cock homophobic! Personally, it is no surprise to me that men wouldn't want to suck cock. It really isn't my thing either and I won't even consider anal sex, so PC police what are you going to categorize me as? Certainly if one of my male friends said what I just said you would call them homophobic...you can't call me that based on the information I just gave...so go, what are you going to class me as? Get the hell over yourself, just because someone doesn't want to do something or is grossed out by something doesn't mean they hate, look down on or are scared of the person doing it! Find a new argument, the PC bullshit is old!
I'll keep trying to understand the views and experiences of others; I prefer to be kind than defensive and stubborn for the single-minded focus of resisting change.
And fwiw this "poll" was meant to be facetious and to sort of poke fun at the mores and attitudes and hard dying dogmas of swinging. I'm the last guy who really wants to suck a cock but since I've been a swinger I've occasionally wondered if my aversion to male/male play was something hardwired into me or if it was something society force fed me. We expect swinger ladies to at very least be bi-comfortable yet expect the opposite in men. I just think it's interesting that there exists that double standard and wondered aloud what it might take (if anything) for a totally straight guy to be a little more "flexible". I'm not in anyway advocating that anyone should suck a dick if they don't want to. Happy Hump Day all you naughty nasty swingers!
A few things I don't like, having already done them:
running marathons, knee surgeries, fighting, putting down a pet, tofu, raw eggs, crashing an airplane, taxes.

A few things I know I wouldn't like, not having to try them:
fire walking, sewing, sword swallowing, cock sucking, free style deep diving, chainsaw juggling, politics.

I don't hate marathon runners, surgeons, fighters, veterinarians, soybean producers, chickens, pilots, accountants, fire-walkers, seamstresses, cock suckers, free style deep divers, jugglers......okay..............yea..............I hate politicians..........

I am pretty certain I would fuck one though.
...I had a whole long response typed in, but then highlighted it and cut it. Just not worth it. FWIW, why can't this, or even salad tossing or prostate massaging, be seen as nothing more than a kink?
I just think that all us guys are actually bi...by virtue that we have all shaken hands with a guy who just came out of the restroom (and you know he just got through shaking it several times to get that last drop out).
Oh, and double posting, Evil, I am familiar with your double fisting cocktails at a party, but wow!
I've done it and will do it again most likely. But I do prefer women to men.
PAIR, You had me at restroom. Tell me. How wide is your stance?



And wtf you doin' on the forums in the middle of the day? Don't you have some kinky sex devices to sell or something? And don't let MY presence here in any way denigrate the fact that I'm currently involved in very important, life saving matters or great importance.
Evil I am not sure about the width of the stance but the height is right at 3' even. I only know that because there was a measuring hole in the stall that provided these sorts of measurements. It was really enlightening...

I hit my kinky sex device quota so I had time to lurk on here. But by all means, please do not let me interfere with the labia reduction and penis enlargement procedures. Are you still doing those out of the back of the Ice Cream truck and giving a free Neapolitan ice cream sandwich with each procedure? I do love me a good ice cream sandwich!
The really hard cases are the ones where you are doing a labia reduction and penis enlargement on the same patient. Trust me. It's not just cuttin' off cunt lips and tackin' 'em onto the end of the wiener. Although they do make a pretty kick ass foreskin if you want yours restored.

And we ALL know what "I do love me a good ice cream sandwich!" is code for.
You picked up on that! Sweet. You perverts free later? I've been using one of those elastic cone devices to try and restore mine naturally.
Cone device?!!? You mean I'm wasting my money using Rogaine to try to grow mine back?
MOUNTAINHIGHFUN wrote:

So, there we are, two guys playing with this extraordinary woman. She is wet as can be, lying on the bed on her back. Her man is fucking her hard from below. I'm standing near her head. She's sucking me.
She tells me, "Lick me while he fucks me p l e a s e !!!"
So, I lean down across the top of her. She's still sucking me and we 69 while her man continues fucking her, his belly and cock dragging across my nose with each thrust.
We are all obviously TOTALLY HOT for each other, hard and wet.
On one of his thrusts he pops out of her and pushing hard back at her he misses the mark. There, across my face is a rock hard cock, dripping with the juices from this gorgeous woman, who is sucking my cock.
Impulsively, I take his cock in my mouth, licking her yummy pussy juice from off of him. He surged more toward me. She calls out to me, "Yah, suck him baby!" So I do for a few strokes.
He slips back into her while I continue licking her engorged clit. A few moments later he pulls out and deliberately serves me his cock. It's all yummy wet again with her juices. I suck and suck and suck. Damn, it was niiice.. I came in her mouth while I had him in mine.
After I came, he slammed home in her, cumming hard as can be.
She called me up to her, "Baby, cum n kiss me." I did. Deeply. My cum mingling with her saliva and her juices from my own mouth.

Wow!!! It was an awesome experience. She was beautiful! We all got off together!

Am I gay? Nope. Sexy curves, breasts and bums are my "get-going", but it was sure an erotic experience for each of us.

I know I'm not alone here, so tell me about how you first got turned onto a cock...



I bet many of us women can relate to a cock popped into your face. HAHA

Those Cocky cocks LOL!

Sara Hotfire
POUNDCAKE wrote:

ditto that. I would sooner lick diamonds out of a tigers ass.
I'm with you but homalafobiccc. Hell if 4 are playing and I accidently touch yours because of close contact or other way around no big deal, but if you tickle my balls at the very least it's out the door as fast as I can go. Hell I might even forget my wife on the way out.
CHEFFETTE wrote:

EVILDOERS wrote:

Naw. Not tryin' to be the Soup...er Sex Nazi. Just wanted to try to understand where some of the attitudes about male bisexuality and swinging come from. I find it extremely interesting how much homophobia still exists in the world and how much exists in a community of people dedicated to sexual freedom. I find human nature fascinating and especially when that nature is something that is more or less taught rather than innate.
In the three months + I've been reading here all I can come up w/ to explain certain members' homophobia and continued, idiotic comments is this is a male-dominated swinger site and in my experience males feel more threatened by the potential they're perceived as something they don't want to be seen as; you'd think that w/ as much time as they spend w/ their own cock in their hand every single day they'd be less terrified of a cock belonging to another guy, but apparently they must declaim it at every turn or they'll go sterile/bald/teh gayz w/o even TRYING.


If I were from Maine, I'd say "Ahyup". As I told a girl a couple days back when we were talking about "Sexual Fluidity" by Lisa Diamond, when she said she'd heard that Diamond is working on a new study along the same lines, but on men instead of women, I doubted she'd find much there because, for whatever reason, society has a much more severe taboo against male-male sex than it does against female-female sex. The taboo against women with women was once nearly as strong, but since probably sometime in the '60s it has become much less so. And you're surrounded by society's attitudes, and they're pounded into your head from they day you're old enough to understand anything. And the stronger a taboo, and male-male sex is one of the strongest, the more unlikely it is that you'll get ever rid of it.

Physically, sex is a matter of friction properly applied to the correct parts of the body, ultimately resulting in orgasm. So the sex of the person applying it, or to whom you're applying it, really shouldn't matter. But it does.

I have absolutely zero homophobia. If I'm in bed with more than one person, and some guy's hand touches me someplace for a second I won't freak out or even care. I understand that I've been socialized into how I feel, and that if I'd grown up in, for example, ancient Greece, I wouldn't have been. I understand that the prohibition of male-male sex grew out of humanity needing to expand as quickly as possible in order to survive, and that the cultural attitudes which that created got written into religions as they developed. I know that there's absolutely no logical reason for it. I know that the "logical" arguments against homosexual sex are nonsense. Like "it isn't natural - you don't see homosexual animals." Bullshit. Yes you do, all the time. I have a hen who's always humping the other hens. She doesn't accomplish anything, but she does it. One of the animals that is genetically closest to humans, the Benobo, a type of chimpanzee, has sex all the time with members of its band (the true swingers of the animal world), male or female, doesn't matter. I know that physically, biologically, there's no reason sex with one sex shouldn't work as well as with the other. I have a really good friend who is a pre-op male to female transexual, and if she ever has the surgery, and becomes physically female below as well as above the waist, sure I'd have sex with her if she wanted to. And I have other friends who are lesbian or gay. And I even belong to and volunteer for HRC (Human Rights Council). I should be a prime candidate for bisexuality. But no, I would not suck someone's dick. Or want some guy sucking mine. Even though I understand that that feeling has been socialized into me, that it probably wasn't predetermined when I was born male, still it's there, and it is what it is. The more emphatically something is socialized into you as you grow up, the less likely it is that you'll ever break away from it, even if you do manage to get away from some of the other things you were "taught". And I think that, Evil is your answer. ~ Terry