Slainte! Free green beer at the temple if you dye your dick or hoo haw green before doing initiatory work. 
What 'er YOU doin' for St. Paddy's Day?
1) St. Who-dy's what?
2) Definitely dyin' my junk green.
3) Prolly watching some horrible reality tv show...while touching my shamrock.
4) Finish fertilizing my lawn?
5) Drinkin' some nasty cheap grocery store beer...dyed green.
6) Joinin' a swing site that Evil ISN'T on!
7) Eatin' corned beef and cabbage...then abusin' myself.
8) Beatin' the shit out of some leprechauns.
9) Drinkin' Guinness till I pass out.
10) Prolly just gonna wear some RIDICULOUS green outfit and lose all self esteem.
11) Maybe havin' some hot nasty green swingin' sex.
What 'er YOU doin' for St. Paddy's Day?
1) St. Who-dy's what?
2) Definitely dyin' my junk green.
3) Prolly watching some horrible reality tv show...while touching my shamrock.
4) Finish fertilizing my lawn?
5) Drinkin' some nasty cheap grocery store beer...dyed green.
6) Joinin' a swing site that Evil ISN'T on!
7) Eatin' corned beef and cabbage...then abusin' myself.
8) Beatin' the shit out of some leprechauns.
9) Drinkin' Guinness till I pass out.
10) Prolly just gonna wear some RIDICULOUS green outfit and lose all self esteem.
11) Maybe havin' some hot nasty green swingin' sex.
I'm teaching lerechauns how to shoot archery. Then drinking cinnamon whiskey and Irish cream.
Number Nine, with a shot or two of "The Jameson" thanks to you!
Well this thread was a bust. I don't think I WANT to live in an America where the celebration of a minor Irish saint by drinking ungodly amounts of terrible grocery store beer dyed green is not a huge priority for everyone. 
EVILDOERS wrote:Good thing there are two whole other Americas for you to choose from. Should we warn Central and South that you may be darkening their doorstep?
Well this thread was a bust. I don't think I WANT to live in an America where the celebration of a minor Irish saint by drinking ungodly amounts of terrible grocery store beer dyed green is not a huge priority for everyone.
Meh, been there, done that, have the t-shirts (from Tikal and Machu Picchu) and they don't want me either. I am considering Russia however. Apparently THEY have a really butch pres that rides ponies without his shirt and makes manly men wish that he was OUR president. Who knew shirtless pony riding was a sign of excess testosterone? 
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
They have topless coffee shops in otherwise conservative Chile.
Well THAT'S just an injury lawsuit waitin' ta happen!
