Funny video on advice on how to give a proper BJ.
The theme from Jaws..... LOL
Here ya go
Clickable link...
Thanks, as always Evil for making it easier.
You're just lucky I made it link to the actual vid you wanted. Back in the day I was known to link it to something completely unrelated and entirely inappropriate cuz...well, I'm Evil. 
If Fleming's were really smart they'd come up w/ a promotion suited to this holiday.
CHEFFETTE wrote:
If Fleming's were really smart they'd come up w/ a promotion suited to this holiday.
Yup. They could do a cross promotion with one of the local escort agencies and make a buttload...okay maybe a mouthload of money.
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
If Fleming's were really smart they'd come up w/ a promotion suited to this holiday.
Yup. They could do a cross promotion with one of the local escort agencies and make a buttload...okay maybe a mouthload of money.
The fact that you used a pic of a little girl is INEXCUSABLE young lady. Now go stand in the corner until you've thought about what you've done wrong. Gol durned batshit crazy u-nee-corns! They were right that if they made gay marryin' legal all HELL would break loose and people would be marryin' their pet turtles and Steak and Blowjob Day would become a legal holiday and the war on Christmas would succeed in turning our once great Christian nation into a secular, Muslim caliphate where pot is legal and 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumper stickers are illegal and Obama's cummin' fer my guns!
And YES I got off work early today and it's Whiskey Wednesday and Happy Hour started early at my house and fuck it, I'm goin' skiin' tomorrow and maybe I'll even get a blowjob!
And YES I got off work early today and it's Whiskey Wednesday and Happy Hour started early at my house and fuck it, I'm goin' skiin' tomorrow and maybe I'll even get a blowjob!
EVILDOERS wrote:Obama ain't cummin' fer yer guns; he's seen yer guns and he ain't even breathin' hard. (Well, he saw stills of them the NSA showed him they got from your iCloud after the TSA was done passing them around for pointing and giggles.)
The fact that you used a pic of a little girl is INEXCUSABLE young lady. Now go stand in the corner until you've thought about what you've done wrong. Gol durned batshit crazy u-nee-corns! They were right that if they made gay marryin' legal all HELL would break loose and people would be marryin' their pet turtles and Steak and Blowjob Day would become a legal holiday and the war on Christmas would succeed in turning our once great Christian nation into a secular, Muslim caliphate where pot is legal and 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumper stickers are illegal and Obama's cummin' fer my guns!
And YES I got off work early today and it's Whiskey Wednesday and Happy Hour started early at my house and fuck it, I'm goin' skiin' tomorrow and maybe I'll even get a blowjob!
GODDAMIT! How the fuck did you know I hid my guns on the cloud?!!? I'm SO gonna find a new place to hide 'em. On a totally unrelated noted does anyone know how many AR-15's will fit into the human rectum? 
EVILDOERS wrote:Really wish I hadn't used Google Images on that question.
GODDAMIT! How the fuck did you know I hid my guns on the cloud?!!? I'm SO gonna find a new place to hide 'em. On a totally unrelated noted does anyone know how many AR-15's will fit into the human rectum?
But ya have to admit that little girl is really kinda cute...in a totally creepy, WILDLY inappropriate sorta way. 
EVILDOERS wrote:Officer.
But ya have to admit that little girl is really kinda cute...in a totally creepy, WILDLY inappropriate sorta way.
Did I SAY anything dirty or disgusting other than that she was cute? Get your mind out of the gutter. You are SO going to hell...or Erda. Pretty much the same thing from what I hear.
Here. I fixed your pedophillic faux pas for ya...
Here. I fixed your pedophillic faux pas for ya...
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EVILDOERS wrote:
But ya have to admit that little girl is really kinda cute...in a totally creepy, WILDLY inappropriate sorta way.
Agreed it is inappropriate but you made it pretty funny Evil and Chef....whoa that was good laugh, thanks.
If your wife doesn't notice you wearing a carton of eggs on your cock you have deeper problems than we can address here, my friend.
PS, how do you keep the eggs from rolling out when you stand up?
PS, how do you keep the eggs from rolling out when you stand up?
I agree some guys will stick their nuts in anything for a rise..sad world we live in where for every cartoon of eggs you get a pair of nuts show up. I guess the buyer is just another dick...lol
MAPARTY wrote:Niagara Falls...CHEFFETTE wrote:
If your wife doesn't notice you wearing a carton of eggs on your cock you have deeper problems than we can address here, my friend.
PS, how do you keep the eggs from rolling out when you stand up?
I stand up very slowly.
Isn't every day a BJ day? ;-)( hubbies favorite Holiday BTW )
NAUGHTYCOCKTAIL wrote:
Isn't every day a BJ day? ;-)( hubbies favorite Holiday BTW )
Yes it is in our house but not necessarily with steak, usually before breakfast. I am confused on if you have steak first and then BJ or BJ first and then steak. What's your preference?
MAPARTY wrote:
Blow job WHILE eating steak.
In a nice restaurant with her under the table or just in the privacy of your own home?
Hooters. In case she needs to tag in a little help.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Hooters. In case she needs to tag in a little help.
You mean like a tag team in wrestling when they switch participants....lol
Only 9 days left, ladies. It's not too soon to start loosening up and doing your warm ups and stretching exercises.
EVILDOERS wrote:That's right ladies; b/c we know all the guys who like to give BJs need no stretching beforehand.
Only 9 days left, ladies. It's not too soon to start loosening up and doing your warm ups and stretching exercises.