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So we have friended a few couples on here that when it comes to arranging a meeting, the wife is suddenly not available. And then she is never available. Then it's a hall pass. Or if we ask to see a picture of the female half, we're told we can't see one because of her "job" - discretion is required. What kind of job is so public that we can't see her picture but a picture of your cock is fine? If your profile says "WE love playing with couples" how come the female is mysteriously never available? If you're a single guy, say that. We're probably one of the few couples here that are actively seeking single guys, but when you lie to us - that's the end of that. You just missed out on fucking my super hot wife with me. It's a serious pet peeve of ours. Any thoughts?
There are a handful of men on here that will say and do anything for a shot at strange pussy, no matter what you say nor how many times you say it. They leave a bad impression that, sadly if unfairly, colors the general impression of all men on this site, single or partnered. You won't know you're dealing w/ them until they show their colors, for the most part. It's just as frustrating for us SF who are looked at by those men not as people but as pussies that walk themselves to your house.
Female half here; we too are an open couple(and both of us will voice verify). However, we like to keep our profile as a couple on here for safety and we love to play together and alone, we are full swap, soft swap, play with single guys and females. We like to meet couples, no pressure, have fun see if we click. We've met couples here that we just hang out with, never played, and there are some that we love to get together and fuck.
But yes, I have seen the profiles of the "elusive" female half too. Kind of annoying, but I suppose it's going to be part of this lifestyle and always will be. We just move past them. When it comes to single males I am very very picky!
We have ran into that as well... It just comes with the lifestyle. There will always be those flakes who can never meet up or the elusive female is never available. We just go with the flow, no pressure, we love meeting new people and if there is a connection, great! If not then then that's okay to, we are in this lifestyle together. All I can say is we have met some amazing couples and singles on here both in and out of the bedroom.
Unfortunately, some guys, as Chefette said, who will say anything to get laid. And they do screw things up for others. One time we were supposed to meet a couple at a Meet N Greet, but she got sick. Because I'd promised to meet someone else at that Meet N Greet (not the couple we were supposed to meet) I went anyway. I told the couple what had happened, apologized, and did not even try to socialize with them because they'd expected to meet us, not me, and spent the evening with the other girl I'd said I'd meet. A few weeks later someone on chat told me that couple was telling people I was really a single guy masquerading as a couple. Hello? If that were the case, wouldn't I have tried to do something with them? Luckily, when I posted that, a few other people chimed in and told everyone I was part of a couple, not a single guy. If it weren't for men who do try crap like that, the couple wouldn't have been so suspicious that my being alone and claiming my wife was sick plus, probably, the fact that our profile says we both have hall passes, would have been enough to make them decide I was a single guy pretending to be a couple.

Of course, I'm really a single hermaphrodite from the planet Screwemall, who also has a profile on here as a bisexual unicorn, in hopes of gaining access to tons of couples and single women and impregnating enough women that when the children are all born we can take over the Earth for our race. (The sperm of the hermaphrodites from Screwemall is so powerful that it goes right through the molecules of condoms.) But remember, you're not supposed to out anyone, so don't tell anybody, or the plan to take over the Earth might fail.
Good policy. If he can't seem to get you in contact with the wife, it's unlikely she knows. We'll always verify each other's hall pass to anyone who wants to check, and I think the best way to do it, if it's hard to physically meet the wife (or the husband, if anyone bothers checking on a married girl's hall pass) is by video chat. I don't think even by phone is enough because there's no way to be certain the person on the phone is really the wife (or husband). And while there might be a number of legit reasons that a physical meeting can't be easily set up, there's no legit reason to not be able to set up a meeting over the computer, and if someone won't do even that it's a pretty safe bet that the partner doesn't even know what's going on. ~ Terry
I have a hall pass, and on the odd occasion I get to use it I always offer the invitation to call the wife to check its legitimacy.

Whatever you are going to do, honesty is the best policy. Don't put it in your profile if it isn't true or if. And if you're really here to play like a single even if you're a couple say so in your profile.

Mr. Sexperimentors