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does anybody have any idea how to change from single male to couple I've been trying for the past two weeks and have not gotten anywhere I sent our photo and I've called I've tried to get verified nothing works can somebody please help I don't want to make a new profile

I think the only way is to find a magic fountain that you make a wish in (under a full moon while crossing your fingers and toes after sacrificing a live chicken and drinking it's blood while reciting a satanic incantation) at the exact same time a couple makes the opposite wish at the same fountain. At least that's how it worked in a movie I saw...or maybe it was in a dream I had after binge eating 3 bags of extra spicy pork rinds.

Lol that's funny if only that worked.

I have emailed and called. He will do it as soon as he gets back from this weekends trip.
Sorry it has taken so long for this to happen.

Jason

NORCALFUN wrote:

does anybody have any idea how to change from single male to couple I've been trying for the past two weeks and have not gotten anywhere I sent our photo and I've called I've tried to get verified nothing works can somebody please help I don't want to make a new profile

Go into my account/all settings and on the first tab, there is a gender change option with a hotlink. Click that and admin will get back to you. Same goes for profile name change.... they got our name change done within a couple of days.

~Torque

Sweet thanks your all awesome.

Contact angeleyes2929, they were very helpful in getting our profile changed. We changed ours just a couple weeks ago

Thanks possibitiy

Anybody else having problems changing something on their profile?

RECON wrote:

Anybody else having problems changing something on their profile?

I'm having trouble changing the photo I want to use on my profile. I've tried multiple camera's, different computers, nothing works, it's always the same old guy.

RECON wrote:

Anybody else having problems changing something on their profile?

Yes, I'm having trouble changing my "You've Got Mail" alert to something that doesn't hurt my dog's ears and make him hide under the bed, scare large flocks of birds miles away and set off my dad's hearing aid and make it squeal (and he lives in Ogden). Could we get an alert that I can't hear when my computer's up in my room and I'm all the way out in the driveway, with my car running, and the stereo turned all the way up...with my fingers in my ears?

The key for single males to change from single male to couple is to quit sending emails to couples. Stop with their notion ions of sex without any expense. Offering a pro ported huge dick and tremendous staying power to forgo the traditional dinner, dance or movie for a quick no cost fuck.

And read the profiles. We still continue to receive weekly emails from single mails asking for friendship with no accompanying comments. We simply block them with the same absence of an accompanying email. No couple status to be found.

Single to couple status, I'm sure the question is yet another attempt at pity.

Poor under used dick seeks temporary home is your wife's pussy. Cannot host, or help pay for hotel room, but can last all night with multiple organism. Pleas provide condoms and snacks.

SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:

The key for single males to change from single male to couple is to quit sending emails to couples. Stop with their notion ions of sex without any expense. Offering a pro ported huge dick and tremendous staying power to forgo the traditional dinner, dance or movie for a quick no cost fuck.

And read the profiles. We still continue to receive weekly emails from single mails asking for friendship with no accompanying comments. We simply block them with the same absence of an accompanying email. No couple status to be found.

Single to couple status, I'm sure the question is yet another attempt at pity.

Poor under used dick seeks temporary home is your wife's pussy. Cannot host, or help pay for hotel room, but can last all night with multiple organism. Pleas provide condoms and snacks.

What the fuck is a notion ion? I have a minor in chemistry and have taken graduate level biochem and that's a new term to me. Also, how do you pro port a huge dick...or any dick for that matter? I had a racing shop port the intake and the head (no, not that kind of head) on my Honda motocross bike when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure that doing that to a dick would be very painful. It seems to me if single males are willing to port their dicks, professionally or otherwise, the least we can do is let them fuck our wives. And no I don't consider a Prince Albert the same as porting so don't even ask. Please forward pics of your pro ported dicks to Ms. Evil.

ps- And I'm gonna let slide the fact that you "receive weekly emails from single mails".

EVILDOERS wrote:

SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:

The key for single males to change from single male to couple is to quit sending emails to couples. Stop with their notion ions of sex without any expense. Offering a pro ported huge dick and tremendous staying power to forgo the traditional dinner, dance or movie for a quick no cost fuck.

And read the profiles. We still continue to receive weekly emails from single mails asking for friendship with no accompanying comments. We simply block them with the same absence of an accompanying email. No couple status to be found.

Single to couple status, I'm sure the question is yet another attempt at pity.

Poor under used dick seeks temporary home is your wife's pussy. Cannot host, or help pay for hotel room, but can last all night with multiple organism. Pleas provide condoms and snacks.

What the fuck is a notion ion? I have a minor in chemistry and have taken graduate level biochem and that's a new term to me. Also, how do you pro port a huge dick...or any dick for that matter? I had a racing shop port the intake and the head (no, not that kind of head) on my Honda motocross bike when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure that doing that to a dick would be very painful. It seems to me if single males are willing to port their dicks, professionally or otherwise, the least we can do is let them fuck our wives. And no I don't consider a Prince Albert the same as porting so don't even ask. Please forward pics of your pro ported dicks to Ms. Evil.

ps- And I'm gonna let slide the fact that you "receive weekly emails from single mails".

I'm choosing to ignore 'multiple organism', myself, out of that unedited headache of a post. Jeezy creezy.

You actually prolly HAVE multiple organisms living on or in your body so that one, technically, IS correct.

Hmmmm.....makes mental note, since it is correct, to list into my profile that I have the ability of multiple organisms.
I will also throw that around when I attend the next Swingular Con event.

Thanks, Evil

EVILDOERS wrote:

You actually prolly HAVE multiple organisms living on or in your body so that one, technically, IS correct.

DAMMIT MAN YOU ARE NOT HELPING

UTAHBADBOY wrote:

Hmmmm.....makes mental note, since it is correct, to list into my profile that I have the ability of multiple organisms.
I will also throw that around when I attend the next Swingular Con event.

Thanks, Evil

Be sure so mention whether or not you have an abnormally large anus that is NEVER flaccid. Apparently size IS important.

good luck, let us know if it works, we have tried several times, we are even willing to meet in person. We just don't want to lose all of our existing friends.

We were able to email the support team and change. The hubs was in was in way before he met me. We were able to change our user name as well.

Best of luck