So we were looking in the Booty Calls section and on Thursday we came across this Single Male Profile that only has a picture of his dick as an introduction.
We were thinking that perhaps that is what should be required for sngle males. If their dick is all they ahve to offer, or if they are just a dick so to speak then perhaps they should be judged by their dicks.
How should the compairison be made. Clearly without a ruler in the picture sise comparissons would not work. And if they use a soda can, that could be problemmatic as coke is now distributing 7.5 oz cans and we would never be sure what can size they are using. Same it hot sauce. It comes in those tiny bottles.
What about the actual profile. IN looking at the one in question without naming names. It states the following about what he is intrested in.
"everything that sounds fun interested in mmf mf mff whatever if you want"
Thats really what we want when thinking about gitting jiggy with it. He actually meets all our requirments, if only we knew how to rate the Dick Picture for comparitive purposes.
We were thinking that perhaps that is what should be required for sngle males. If their dick is all they ahve to offer, or if they are just a dick so to speak then perhaps they should be judged by their dicks.
How should the compairison be made. Clearly without a ruler in the picture sise comparissons would not work. And if they use a soda can, that could be problemmatic as coke is now distributing 7.5 oz cans and we would never be sure what can size they are using. Same it hot sauce. It comes in those tiny bottles.
What about the actual profile. IN looking at the one in question without naming names. It states the following about what he is intrested in.
"everything that sounds fun interested in mmf mf mff whatever if you want"
Thats really what we want when thinking about gitting jiggy with it. He actually meets all our requirments, if only we knew how to rate the Dick Picture for comparitive purposes.
You asked for dick pics..... Uriah delivered.
This thread went from hilarious to weird in about 5 seconds!
This thread went from hilarious to weird in about 5 seconds!
and a nice one it is Uriah!
Ok, so I may be the male in question ie: the Thursday booty call. There are reasons for not posting face pics and if someone makes me feel comfortable enough I will provide them with one. But I do have a career to protect and I know that in most cases people here are going to be fairly trustworthy, but there are always a few who are not. Just saying there are reasons for being safe.
Tired of dick pics. I want internal gyno shots of the hoo haws of potential playmates so I can judge taughtness and muscular tone as well as general wetting ability. 
We were thinking, how about adding time to full on hard after say 4 shots. Or time to attention after 8 shots. Nothing worse than relying on the profile that states really knows how to please a woman, can go all night only for them to say this never happens, it must be the alcohol.
And as always I do apologize for typos, typing on an iPad limits my ability to correct my crap. Though I promise if we are ever invited over to your house I will not take a dump while there.
And as always I do apologize for typos, typing on an iPad limits my ability to correct my crap. Though I promise if we are ever invited over to your house I will not take a dump while there.